Greentext story thread please?

Greentext story thread please?

Ty guys

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Try contributing something faggot

first thing: contribute
also: I'm just going to post what I capped last night

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>Be me
>Be 17 years old
>Parents decide to leave me home alone while they leave for the weekend
>Invite a friend to hangout at my house
>Decent 8/10zitface girl with an annoying high pitched voice
>Start drinking alcohol while watching The Goonies
>Suddenly she grabs my crotch
>Start kissing and groping her tits
>Be all over her
>Take her upstairs to parents bedroom
>Take our clothes off
>Start fucking her
>look her dead in the eyes and begin to thrust faster
>She is having an orgasm
>Suddenly her zits start popping
>Holyshit.jpeg
>Blood and pus everywhere
>She starts crying
>A mixture of blood,pus and tears on her face
>She looks like a clown now
>Smile
>She says: "stop lauging user"
>Begin to laugh till my sides are out of orbit
>Mfw I am fucking a clown

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>be me
>have everything
>lose everything
>kill self
>end

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>everyone is out of town for the weekend
>have mdma and viagra stashed away
>ultimate fap weekend is a go
>pills kicking in, things are feeling good
>want to grind my dick on something soft, wander into sisters closet
>she a huge raver so costumes and fun fur is everywhere
>start rubbing cock on a fluffy legwarmer
>something inside me snaps, and i see a pair of her nylons
>start putting them on, holy christ it feels good
>pills hitting hard now, eyes are rolling
>put on panties, then pair of big fur boots, dick rock hard
>grab a corset and start squeezing myself in, every time i pull the strings to make it tighter i feel like cumming
>put on a fun fur jacket over it, then a poofy tutu
>oh god we arent done yet, she has wigs
>big sparkling pink wig goes on, i start playing with makeup and cake it on my face
>dick is dripping through the panties, im swishing around in her raver costume now and dancing
>she has a big fur hood, thats what i need to complete everything
>oh ho, whats this, a pair of handcuffs under everything, sis is into bondage
>without thinking i snap them on my wrists behind my back and start bouncing around, the drugs practically have me cuming as i feel the furry outfit squishing all around me
>trip and fall down, core strength is weak and the corset is tight, can barely move
>try to get up, its not happening
>fun fur and wig blinding me, cant shake them off
>terror strikes me just as the drugs start peaking
>oh fuck it, start grinding against one of the legwarmers on the ground
>within a minute i have a mind shattering orgasm and scream like im being sent to auschwitz
>sudden commotion downstairs
>"ARE YOU ALRIGHT"
>oh shit
>someones home
>im high as fuck
>im in a fur raver costume
>feet coming up the stairs
>rolling frantically off legwarmer, huge cumstain leaking out from panties onto floor
>door opens
cont?

>Open thread on Sup Forums
>Write a couple of lines long greentext story

>Wake up
>Get on Sup Forums
>Enter Greentext thread
>Type: Wake up
>Get on Sup Forums
Enter Greentext thread
>Type: Wake up
>Get on Sup Forums
>Enter Greentext thread
>Type: Wake up
>Get on Sup Forums
>Enter Greentext thread
>Type: Wake up
>Get on Sup Forums
>Enter Greentext thread
>Type: Wake up
>Get on Sup Forums
>Enter Greentext thread

I could continue, but the story gets repetitive a couple of paragraphs in.

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if anyone wants me to continue the Bahama user story just say

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do it pls

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Hi from Germany. I made this pasta and posted this in the thread. The """funny""" part is that there is no continue and I've been baiting people to ask for the next post for many years.
I've been lurking the threads for people asking for the cont but there will never be one and I've been thriving on this.
I'm telling you this because I'm drunk as fuck and I'm going to bed right now.

I will keep posting this and people will keep waiting for the result but no one will ever get it.

This is German humour. You will probably not get it.

this...this disappoints me.

I really like this one

Sorry. I'm just really drunk right now. Like REALLY drunk.

Get cheered up by German Hip Hop (yes this is a thing)

youtube.com/watch?v=j1FwlQhFLQQ

>tfw it's not available in my country.
o-okay

>driving around drunk coz bored + alcoholic
>stop at subway for a sammie
>see 40 year old homeless bitch with big knockers
>she asks for a ride to her camp in the woods
>i am drunk so why not
>like 10 minutes later we get there. park on road and walk into woods
>from behind her i grab her tits and fondle them for a few seconds before she says stop
>enraged, i grab them again but this time squeeze as hard as i can
>she howls into the night like a tormented ghost
>i run to my car and never look back

Nobody except elderly would consider this "Hip Hop"

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This should work

dailymotion.com/video/xcligb

It's the same video. It's Dendemann, which is actually one of the most prominent Hiphoppers in Germany. He's widely known for making completely retarded stuff for fun every now and then.

>one of the actual creators of the hiphop genre is not considered hiphop anymore

Are you fucking retarded?

Look up Eins Zwo.

Dendemann when you weren't even born.

youtube.com/watch?v=lIkfTdiy5BY

> Be 14 yo
> Home alone fantasizing bout being girl
> Going through mom wardrobe
> Find bra
> letstrythis.jpg
> Hard to close on the back
> Like big boobs so need something to fill it with
> Get cooler bags with water in them
> They go all over the place
> Cut mom stocking to make a tight shirt like holder for them bags
> timefordressup.gif
> Go through dresses
> Find one nice black tube dress
> Fits perfectly
> Put on stockings
> High heels
> Feeling sexy makes me hard
> Makeup
> Kissing myself in the mirror
> Sitting in living room start do homework
> Fantasize about having girl friends over and talking bout guys and stuff
> Hear noise outside
> Dad's in the driveway

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>be me
>have a sister
>be 14 years old
>she's 5 year old
>start touchin her butt
>start kissin his boobs
>ahow my dick to her
>she finds cute
>start suckin
>i cum
>end

This killed me

thanks user

>be me
>have a gf
>have a affair
>affair comes over have sex for 3 hours
>affiar is gone, gf comes home early - didnt text me
>shes horny asf
>have to fuck my gf and make her cum
>dick hurts from sex
>dick gets soft inside her
>she feels insecure and is sad if shes not hot anymore etc
>she starts crying
>tell her that i just want more romance in our relationship
>we go out eat together
>my dicks rdy again
>we fuck
>happy end

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You're a warrior user

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thanks man, missed it.

would preffer i unique jpg for this one tho

the true german joke

start a job, but does not finish it, like with the jews 80 years ago right

Hi from burgerland
See this actually is funny
This is actually a common type of joke
>You create suspense
>Get people eating out of your hands
>Close first right before they have foodgasm
>laugh as they reeeeeeeee

But one day someone clever enough to get it will finish the green text for you, stealing your joke once and for all

> green text

>be me
>be a coroner
>only one at the morge after hours
>smell of dead people get my dick hard
>find the foulest remains of a rotting corpse
>start fucking it feelsgooodman
>fucking this decaying mass so hard it might come back to life
>not before I cum myself to death
>turbo orgasm coming
>ohfuckinshitballs
>explode all over the place
>room covered in jizz and rotting flesh and coagulated blood
>trip cuz pants are around ankles
>land on my back staring up at the ceiling
>notice camera on far side of the room
>grin climbs across my face
>start scheming
>aim camera around room to watch me
>then proceed to fuck every dead body there

This is amazing
TopKek user

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