I cut off my finger /b! What to do?!?!?!?!!??!?

I cut off my finger /b! What to do?!?!?!?!!??!?

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use more realistic blood next time

Enjoy the feeling

thats not even close to enough ketchup

Pliz, OP, staph this bullshit

childs hand. underage b&. gtfo.

Have you turned it off then turned it back on?

>couldn't even google "what does a cut off finger look like" to see how much blood there'd be

Loosen up you faggots.OP get yourself to a hospital!

It's serious situation man

looks infected

Holy shit OP, that looks bad. Get your dumb ass to a hospital. If you put the finger in a glass of milk they might be able to reattach it.

The shadow your hand casts is revealing the fact you still have a finger, faggot.

I think ice would be better :p

It's literally impossible to become more loose than you. Faggot

stop being a faggot OP and lick that ketchup off, so weak

not really, no

champagne

cant buy any xd

Lick off the ketchup first, i can't see where you severed the finger at.

yes, yes it is

Shove your cut finger up your ass so the blood goes back into your body.
Then go to a hospital and ask for euthanasia.

I can confirm I'm a doctor, don't lose that blood.

>severed
fags

no, iT ISN'T. You are blind

regrow it

put it back on?

You got 9 spare

no, I don't

I actually cut it off during The bath and I am all naked. Wanna see my butt fags? xd

Are you retarded

Are you retarded?

Shove finger in ass

I am, but that's not the question you retarded

Yummy ketchup you got there fag

I am, but that's not the question you retarded

thats real blood.

Do you even speak English, and are you only 12 years old damn lol

OP is a massive faggot

Do humanity a favour, don't breed.

your mom is 12 years old, gtfo

Well I have a girlfriend, maybe I will get luck someday y fagggg.

HAHAhaa nice edgy maymay
And you're reinforcing my point again. 12 and doesn't speak english

Where is pointer, where is pointer, here I am, because faggot OP uncurled his finger.

>maymay
I SPEAK ENGLISH better than you faggot

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Not understanding a meme Lmfao, yet again +1 to my point

put that +1 in your ass shiethead

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Yeah, good luck with that.

WTF OP

do you have a sewing machine somewhere? it may be your only chance

Okay y make smile on my face. Pain is weakerrr

>Shiethead
>I SPEAK ENGLISH better than you faggot
Keep telling yourself that buddy

fag

God, you fucking autismo. Are you so socially inept you can't join in on some harmless goofs and gaffs you fuckung sperg?

That's a good idea to give up, you were never winning

I won y ar fag

>Y ar fag
>I won
No, ask anyone, you didn't, and just admit you're using Ketchup and didn't actually cut off your finger, since we can see the shadow

OH SHIT GET A TOWEL

use ketchup as lube to fuck your ass with your severed finger

Thats bright red blood OP, could be arterial. You might die of eternal bleeding

youtube.com/watch?v=ozuk6aeWpXk

Light was strong when I was doing The picture

yesthe light runs strong in your blood
the darkness is within my veins and my blood is brown and smells of onions

Hello baited newfags,

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No, It's not

Then prove it faggot

I can do a photo, I am in hospital, because y are bunch of fags and retards and nobody write constructive things

>no one writes constructive things
It's Sup Forums,new fag

y are fag

I'm not new I've been here all summer

Do you want a do a photo with me OP i lik eyour red bright light hanf dinger stump

lick it up

what?

put it in your ass

I want y to do The photo with me, becaus I love y're fonger stump and its bright light red blood

I saw you do this at work