Hey guys, let's give the Pteranodon teeth! It'll make them super scary!

>Hey guys, let's give the Pteranodon teeth! It'll make them super scary!
The name literally means "Toothless Wing" in Latin. How did they fuck up so badly?

They're theme park monsters created in a laboratory.

Jurassic Park 3 is underrated

Frog DNA

anyone who says jp2 is superior is a retard

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>called Jurassic Park
>most of the dinosaurs featured weren't from the Jurassic period

r u retarded op? toothless WING not toothless beak

>called Jurassic Park
>it's actually an island

>jurassic world
>it's actually an island

>not having teeth on your wings
>65,000,077 bc
kek

>hammond wants the park to be an experience that any family can enjoy
>reaching jurassic park requires a plane flight to costa rica and a boat ride to a remote island

This gets explained in almost all of the films. The dinosaurs are not what they originally looked like but genetically modified DNA samples. They modified this to make the dinosaurs bigger, more scary and more entertaining.

fuck you, you goddamn pleb

>jurassic world gets mosquitoes in amber to clone dinosaurs and pterosaurs
How did they get a fucking Mosasaurus then?

Sea mosquitoes

Then why do all the guests in JPOG come in a helicopter?

Jurassic park>>>>>first 30 minutes of Jurassic world>the lost world>Jurassic park 3>>>carnosaur>rest of Jurassic world

Cuz only gayboys and fuccbois give a fuck what Latin shit means, homo.

Desu I thought the JP3 Pteranodon looked more intimidating than the JW ones. In JW, their beaks looked kinda off, especially when the beaks were opened. The Pteranodons looked more like baby robins.

Hey guys, what if instead of raptors, Meme Lord has to train a pack of Dire Wolves?

Would Carnosaur work better if it was an episode of The X-Files?

Ark is gay as shit, Jake. Give me some roaches please I'm dry

What the fuck are you talking about?

You have it backwards. Everything would be better if it was a sequel to Carnosaur. Unequivocally dinokino.

Is this some obscure Sup Forums reference I'm not familiar with?