Who is your Trekfu

Who is your Trekfu

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mirror universe Ezri if I'm being honest

Kill yourself.

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Tell me about your sexual organs

Dukat's daughter

Find a flaw

redhead security extra on TNG

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>not even the most fertile Cardassian qt

Best girl coming through.

Mommy

This.

See

I too like the beats and shouting

patrician

Today OP was never an eff aggot.

You first. I'll follow your example.

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I fail to comprehend how this is possible.

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1960's Ezri

>I'll never have half-Cardassian children

why is racemixing so desirable

Because you are a child.

She was my TNG waifu when I was a kid. There was also a bald girl in one of the movies I think? I haven't seen it for well over a decade.

Speaking of.........

Always and forever.

This chick?

roses are red
violets are blue
have I got a rape gang for you

hair looks like its combed with cum

Totally fucked her shit up, might be a man now.

Not sure. I thought it was a TNG movie. What happened to her at the end?

Do they have ridges down there too? How hairy are Klingon women anyway?

You know Ezri and Jaz were hot but the thought of a nasty ass worm being inside them would be enough to kill my in canon boner.

>not wanting to fuck a Trill's pouch
>not wanting to drench Ezri's symbiote with you cum

>Do they have ridges down there too? How hairy are Klingon women anyway?

Down under ridges, yes. Klingon dicks are also ridged, for her pleasure.

Also probably hairy and smelly as fuck. Klingons rarely bathe, and they never brush their teeth. Klingon ships smell like permanent BO and halitosis.

>Brauner kleidung
Typical fucking Piefke, how ordnung is your Trek folder, Heinrich?

>no girl will ever try to seduce me by telling me how fertile she is.
>why live?

That chick was from the first movie. She died, and then V'ger made a clone of her.

Oh my god she's still hot!

Maybe that was her then. I remember enjoying the movie and finding her very attractive outside of her baldness.

There was a bad black woman in First Contact if it wasn't her.

>ridged, for her pleasure

>DS9 movie never.

>Nana Visitor will never be your sexy grandma

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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

I love her, but I can't not see her as girl hitler with her hair like that.

>Rene Auberjenois is still alive

wew, he already looked like he was 90 in Boston Legal, he's straight up just a Weekend at Bernie's corpse now.

He does a lot of voice over work.

BEST

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The chick Geordi waif'd in the holodeck.

I knew her as a milf before I saw that episode. ST got a lot of hot women in their prime.

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are you niggas serious?

previously ignored because she's the most obvious answer

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>Seven of Nine and Chakotay have romance out of nowhere all of a sudden

Her voice and mother annoyed me.

Also she has nothing on Bev.

Lt. Tits

MAH HARAM BAE

He's only about a month apart in age from Patrick Stewart.

I don't know what the context of this was, but my dick is diamonds

Shit was that him? He was great as House.

Oh come on. Whenever people say Jaylah is hot I CAN'T STAND ITI KNOW YOU PLANNED IT

How did music like that survive the Eugenic Wars?

If Jeri Ryan had her way, Seven would have hooked up with the Doctor.

Why didn't you save her user?

I had hoped that you would help me set up this traditional samovar I have in my quarters... Admiraaal.

>those fucking feels at the end of that episode

It was in Zephram Cochrane's jukebox.

Do you think Data ever surrendered his special services to her too? To... you know... make her feel close to her sister.

I can honestly understand this. Her complaining about Quark's hand on her thigh was one my favorite moments of the goofy love stuff in Deep Space Nine.

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i thought it was an asari from mass effect

The actress is already deceased.

How hard did you HNNNG on this episode?

That was literally the worst episode of TNG

yes. but it had ghost rape

My sister has a friend that looks exactly like this girl. I want to fuck her bad.

my dik didn't seem to think so

you cant rape the willing

If HNNNG is the sound of me dozing off, I guess I did pretty hard.

Do any of you even into Chief Petty Officer Gladstone?

That's not the episode about the ultra sperg trying to talk to a living ship they keep calling "Tin Man" for no fucking reason.

Tin Man was fucking GOAT u faggot.

h-hi

Thats too bad!

OYYYY THAT GHOST IS STEALING ME LUCKY' CHARMS

Easy whore. Not waifu material

OYYY FORGOT ME PIC

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If by "GOAT" you mean utterly insufferable and stupid with one of the worst actors I've ever seen in my life, then you're absolutely right.

You are in TenFoward and this guy walks up to your Chief Medical Officer and ghostrapes her. What do?

she didn't get enough screen time ;_;

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>tfw I thought that was a cosplay by that one trannie that used to get posted on Sup Forums a bunch.

along with this piece of genius: youtube.com/watch?v=w-ijEWj2xmg

those Vulcans dont know what hit them