I'm 34yo and I'm still a virgin

I'm 34yo and I'm still a virgin.

how can i fix that ? help

(prostitutes are not an option)

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are there women you have in your life? people you see regularly that aren't relatives? work colleagues, neighbours, cashiers at the local shop?

Get off this website, download tinder, start matching all the ugly chicks and don't sperg out. actually try to flirt and be witty.

>prostitutes are not an option
Why not?

Ask some faggot to anally penetrate you

rape i guess

I have female colleagues but that would be awkward :/

I'm ugly myself, maybe Tinder is not quite right for me

because it's illegal

It shouldn't be. Do any of them show any interest in you at all beyond basic human interaction? At 34 you should be able to spot it a mile off. I can think of at least one in each category, and I'm no fucking Adonis I can tell you that.

This is why you've never gotten laid
Because you're a gigantic pussy

So's speeding. Do you always drive the speed limit?

I'm not very good at picking women signals... how could i learn this skill?

practice.

well shit, I guess I'd better stop speeding.. and jaywalking.. and pirating movies.. and..

haha, i must admit that i always drive the speed limit...

ok and if I spot a woman interested in me, what should I do? I'm just socially awkward you know

Ok, is there one person that talks to you more than the others, maybe she's the one that initiates a conversation?

Now I see why you'll never get laid. You're an enormous pussy.

Not everywhere. Get to traveling...

well, not really... maybe because I always keep discussions about work. I barely talk about anything else

wikihow.com/Get-a-Girlfriend
try this

'i want advice, but I don't ever accept it'

go be a twat elsewhere you fucking degenerate.

If prostitutes aren't an option AND your standards are too high for a subpar girl AND you refuse to read books on gaming/redpill AND you're too chickenshit to rape AND you're too poorfag to sex tourist in Asia/South America/Africa.... then STFU and just accept you're a virgin for life

>wikihow.com/Get-a-Girlfriend
thanks

install gentoo

this.

Losers like you shouldnt reproduce anyway. So please, for the love of mankind, die a virgin.

I've read tons of books on redpill but I can't put them in practice, it's just too hard :o

talk to her ask her what she likes, compliment her.
seriously, noticing that she's done her hair a bit differently today will win you brownie points. One of the girls I work with mentioned the other day that I always notice when she's made an effort with her hair. then she showed me her nails and I told her they were pretty with all the sparkles and shit and acted like I cared when she broke one.
I'm going to tell you now that I'm not going to fuck her, she doesn't want it (and if I did, fuck me Sup Forums would get the pics) but... Women talk. and that attention to detail rubs off on the other girls (and gets them jealous as fuck) so much so that her favourite colleague (and mine) wants my cock. I'm making her wait. hashtagsmileyface.

I'm a 20 year old virgin.

Things aren't terrible, I'm not ugly and I have a fit body. There are def some immature girls who I know are into me but I don't know what to fuckign say to them. These chicks would fuck in a heartbeat I just need to play my cards right.

youtu.be/cO1ifNaNABY
This could help to understand sex.

to be honest, I have social anxiety, I can't even talk to a woman without a panic attack

i don't feel sorry for you. kys

Not sure if dinosaur or severely deformed penis.

haha have you ever fucked a girl at work? Looks like you have a ton of success

...

Rly? NEGAR?

Would you?

Yes, several times and I think i've got one on the way. You pick one and work towards it slowly. patience and playing the 4d chess is the key. If her friends think you're a dick, you're a dick. If her friends like you, you're onto a winner.

(prostitutes are not an option)

There's the problem right there!

Bunny Ranch in Vegas NOT ILLEGAL!
Get on the Fucking plain!

Sorry - "plane"

the long con

thanks for the advice

by having sex genius.

Also...
OP. Stop looking for love. The first one isn't going to be THE one, so don't let yourself get wound up by it. Get your dick inside a girl (any girl) and get it over with. Then you'll have the confidence to look for someone you can have a meaningful relationship with.
This is coming from someone who lost their virginity at 26 and now has a relationship with the most amazing girl ever.

don't take forever. a year is far too long. a week isn't long enough. hashtagwinkyface.

I'll try that

thank you all for your kind advice

i know I can always count on you, Sup Forums

>(prostitutes are not an option)

Prostitutes are always an option...

Where do you live? It isn't illegal in many places in the US.

Being this gay...

I've fucked 6 escorts and never had any kind of run in with law enforcement. idk about yall's experiences but it seems pretty harmless.

real talk if your 34 and still have your v card prostitutes might be your only option

Fuck you.

And i'm still friends with the girl at 26 and she has a lovely family.She's not for me, but she sucked chocolate sauce off my dick like a pro.

Godspeed, you black emperor. I wish you well.
hashtagthumbsupface