I wonder if anyone on Sup Forums has ever gotten away with murder

I wonder if anyone on Sup Forums has ever gotten away with murder.

Discussion time.

Once

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

Twice

In that case, anyone have any advice on how to potentially take care of someone and get away with it guaranteed?
>inb4 on list now
Fiction

Three times a lady

Three green texts await the eyes and minds of user

kill em
hide the body
wear gloves

nice try...im not falling for that one again

nvr forget

>again
Might as well help educate others with open mind

An I looove you

Condoms are for pussies

So far so good...

I was in that thread. I think the Sup Forums thread was a mirror of the oc

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Ask chigurh

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It's so easy I don't understand why more people don't do it

I once grabbed my roommates girlfriend and sexually assaulted her. Shit was great. When he found out he was a bit angry, and one thing led to another, and so I killed him. He was a bitch anyway, he deserved it. The entire situation was cash money.

OCPD thinks they let me get away with a hit & run (no injuries) but I've never been in a car accident. Not sure why i wasn't arested

It wasn't exactly murder but I accidentally killed my baby brother when I was 7. It was never treated as a suspicious death.