W-welcome to Therapy Tea with Sakuya3D!
The only r-real OC on Sup Forums!
If you n-need a helping hand, kind w-words, or assistance with your d-deep depression that leaves you eating pizza rolls while c-cowering in a cold dark basement, I'm here f-for you!
Don't s-suffer in s-silence Anonymous!
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PUSSEH!
W-wow, what?
Alice thread!
Hey, Alice.
Feeling extra suicidal today. No reason why.
I love you Alice
W-welcome to Alice thread, I am Alice, h-how can I help you?
I l-love you too
Yes
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>How can I help?
Just tell me everything's going to be okay.
SUMMER ICE FAIRY DYNAMIC ENTRY
I'm d-done.
I love you more
*runs her fingers slowly through your hair, smiling* Everything w-will go okay if you p-put the time in dear
Why would we need to tell you that when you and I both know it already will be okay!
Just hang in there, friend c:
Is that Alice?
N-not possible! My heart is infinite!
Sweep!
I have a job fair tomorrow and I'm nervous.
Waf!
Eject, eject!
Thanks, that always helps whenever I feel like this.
Don't know the reason why since nothing is ever actually wrong.
Same.
Too bad. You still get ice fairy.
Oh m-my! How wonderful! W-what career are you l-looking for
Why though?
Yo Alice, should I buy one of these Faxon ARAKs? Or should I build an AR-15 9mm conversion?
k-kill yourself faggot.
Tea?
please ;-;
Long shot, but any advice on kicking my sugar habit?
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W-what a terrible night for a curse.
S-sorry, that isn't my area of expertise.
W-why?
*pours a cup for you*
One with benefits. I already know I'm not gonna fulfill my dreams.
this is why Isis exists
T-this isn't a trap thread.
I'm a biological woman.
Sugar....habit? Huh?
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>B-because you have depression d-dear
*blinks* W-what are your dreams?
I'm q-quite sure a biological woman p-posting on Sup Forums did not start ISIS
W-wrong picture, woops!
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excellent pouring skills!
Ah just in time for my evening fap.
You're doing a good thing.
P-probably something from your childhood d-dear
Every fucking thread lmao.
That can still be very nice!
Oh no.
Oi love rents here just here to say hi. I'm 135 days clean off suboxone and I'm taking a class to work in behavioral health.
I still remember the days I'd hang out here waiting for my dealer withdrawing like a mug.
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What's going on here, Alice?
I'm t-trying
I'm g-glad to hear you are doing well
>biological woman
hahahhahahahahahahahhahahahah
No. No Castlevania. The Fourth Fairy of Light has come for you!
Surrender your heat!
You're a loli though so uhhh.....
Awesome.
Teehee! Alice, my belly button isn't the eject button you know!
>S-sorry, that isn't my area of expertise.
Well what fucking good are you to me then?! For fucks sake its a simple choice. I'm building the god damn Faxon whether you like it or not babe.
Time to place an order, feed the dogs and go buy some beer. Thank you for the tea.
N-not much? It's a s-slip up showing a p-piece of my glasses and uhh...not much else.
*shrugs* You d-don't have to believe me, b-but it's the truth.
SIMONS QUEST THANK YOU
M-aybe,
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Radio, being a DJ.
If I can get it, that is.
>P-probably something from your childhood d-dear
Oh yes Alice. You are the cause of the deaths of many of my unborn children. All those potential lives lost, down the drain wrapped in a bit of tissue.
How does that make you feel?
man thread
these threads are so fucking stupid. i couldn't imagine living life this retarded.
I am n-not a loli! I'm m-merely slender!
*pokes*
I d-don't even know what that means, but I'm g-glad you enjoyed it
how much did you spend on the wig
I am scared Alice. I worry for things that may happen to me. No matter how petty or significant they may be. I worry I will fail. I know one way out but I would rather not take it unless all else fails, something I will know by weeks end
There is much else, though. Why is your face so white?
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*squeaks!*
Alice is love Alice is life
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*blinks slowly* W-why can't you be that?
It m-may be from before you can remember
What kind of plants are those? They look tasty.
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because hes a faggot
N-not much, it is very itchy
I should have spent more.
*blinks slowly* S-seems self explanatory really.
*wraps her arms tightly around you, resting her head on the small of your back*
Tell me about these things, Anonymous.
op i dont know what to do with life anymore im a 28 year old virgin and i do the same repetitive shit every single day i feel like im going insane i dont want to live life like this but i dont know anyother way how i just want to escape yet i dont know how
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Because who's hiring for that? Nobody. You have to have an in for that sort of thing. You don't get famous by getting on radio, you get on radio by being famous.
lol ew
That's not even Alice you goof
I have faith in you!
Nigga what the fuck?
I'm not Alice and that shit whack, yo.
Exactly! A slender loli.
That's it. I'm gonna make you look like Sunny and then I'm gonna turn aaaaaaaaall your heat into light.
W-well at least that was creative!
*giggles*
Less so.
W-what do you do every day? Tell me more.
Quadzzzz
Foitzzzz
M-most famous people on radio d-did not start famous. They started d-doing grunt work.
Shush
W-won't that destroy you?
Not even close.
It's not self explanatory to me. Can you explain?
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T-that's the color of my skin with makeup on.
I'm quite pale.
>It m-may be from before you can remember
in after Alice blinked slowly
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Nice try!
You can't escape the truth, no matter how attractive you are.
Thanks. I even got a suit that fits well now.
I'll try what I can. Maybe voice acting would be fun.
Why do you type with a stutter
I'm seriously not even sure how to read it, but I'm 99% sure that I don't have to take it seriously
i work a minimum wage job that just makes me enough to pay rent and other expenses i have no extra money all of it is sucked away i dont spend frivolously either i never spend money on anything other than necessities and internet yet i still have nothing ive tried looking for other jobs but where i live there arent any and i dont have the money to go elsewhere
*smiles* it m-means a lot to me, Anonymous.
Could you at l-least spam faster?
I d-did a little VA work in m-my day
Oh, OK. Thanks for explanation.
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