Hey /b I just had my first wet dream. AMA

Hey /b I just had my first wet dream. AMA
>19 years old
>virgin
>this is a huge accomplishment

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What time zone do you live in?

Pacific

Is your mommy proud of you?

Well someone had to clean it up, duh.

How do people make it past 17 without losing their virginity?

It's like, 7:30 there. What is your schedule like? Were you taking a nap?

What does it smell like?

How big was his dick?

Yeah a nap. I show up to work at 4 am and get off at 2pm

... isn't it 7:30 PM there?

Funny you ask, it was actually a dream of a fat german woman.

How big was her dick?

youtu.be/1BI5CP_lY1A?t=8m

Sorry to tell ya mate but traps are gay. I aint a queer.

sounds like hell. godspeed my good friend

>tfw i'm same age and a virgin just as OP
>tfw I've never had a wet dream
>tfw I started fapping before I could even ejaculate
>tfw I started fapping at 10yo and been doing it every day ever since
I can't stop.
Help me.

Its actually pretty nice tbh

Nobody will probably believe this, but I'm 45 and never had a wet dream. Between 'baitin and real sex I guess I've had enough demand for the supply not to get overstocked.

I lost mine to a black girl when I was 15

If I knew she had herpes though I probably wouldn't of done it

Do you have autisem

>autisem
k.