Ask an alpha male anything Sup Forums

Ask an alpha male anything Sup Forums

Are you ok man?

You probably slurp that cream cheese like it's semen. Alpha male, my ass.

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How lonely are you?

Alpha as fuck

You look like a morbidly obese Dungeons and dragons virgin for life that masturbates to WWE men wrestlers. Kys

You might be alpha, but that bagel sure ain't, where'd you get it, Walmart?

alphabet male?

Hard to tell I live with my parents but still feel lonely.

You look like a nice guy, despite being on Sup Forums. Yo, bagels have an enormous amount of carbohydrates dude. Start limiting your portions, find a physical activity you like and do it consistently, and realize you're young enough and handsome enough to actualize the life you want. I just want to let you know, I believe in you dude.

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Do I know you?

You ARE referring to yiffing, right?

Yes,

What's it like being the king of the cucks

Alpha males don't eat carbs.

Alpha males dont exist, not in wolves and definitely not in humans, whats it like being a myth?

no clue.what are you talking bout.

OP definitely alpha male.
already has he established this.
to say alpha is myth, then you are myth.

>to say alpha is myth, then you are mythtaken

fify

slowclap

Carbs are essential for muscle regardless what Keto pussies say who don't train hard enough

Why do I wanna suck your dick so badly?

go back to /fit/ you misinformed sperglord

he's an alpha, obviously