HEY Sup Forums, YOU'RE A BUNCH OF NECKBEARDED FAGGOTS RIGHT?!
OF FUCKING COURSE YOU ARE! SO LET'S PLAY D&D
Make a character, I don't quite give a flying fuck what it is, hell make a cyborg abraham lincoln who is also black for all I care, as long as it doesn't immediately break the game, you good. Just describe some of the shit they can do, maybe some backstory, and whatever gear they have.
Find yourself some sort of dice roll program and get ready to bring Sup Forumss cancer to a fantasy world unprepared for this wave of sheer stupidity
Jason Parker
I am god
Go north
Carson Lopez
You know, I almost wanna say that I said no game breaking, but fuck it, let's see where this goes, you stroll off northbound, in all your godly might, coming upon a small shithole of a village, its name is Quinn's Peace, home to a terrible bar where people come to fight more than to drink, a smithing shop with a racist dwarf as its owner, a local wizard who may or may not have dementia, a small store sellling odds and ends, and a church to Pelor, not you.
Ayden Brooks
I want to be a cyborg abraham lincoln who is also black
Jackson Harris
DO IT THEN, WHAT SHALL YOUR WEAPONS AND POWERS BE NIGGAHAM LINCBORG
Connor Cox
go in bar
Eli Carter
Name: Ryan Seacrest Class: Seamancer (can control all water as long as some traces of salt can be found) Equipment: Staff of Kek (ancient staff of the god of random numbers bought from a toad man) Steel dagger, Cloak of Nig( Pull over my face to turn black as night used for stealth) Origin: From the time Ryan could walk he was constantly raped by all his village elders for being the prettiest young boy in all of Dourbridge a town by the sea. One day a Sea Nymph saw Ryan getting raped in his tight ass and bestowed upon him the art of seamancing he then flooded the village killing everyone. He now goes around flooding villages wherever young boys get raped.
Charles Wood
>WEAPONS AND POWERS gat and giving speaches
Jose Fisher
As you step into the bar, the smells of vomit, cheep booze, and fresh blood assault your heavenly nose. The people all freeze as they see such a powerful man come in, some murmuring that you msut be a noble, or an angel sent to save their damned souls. However, suddenly, a big, beer gutted fellow sits up with a belch, and walks over to you, speaking with a slur and spitting every word "Oi you prissy fuck...this 'eres a *hic* bah, yooz lookin in dah rooong plashe felluh" and as he finishes this drunken spiel, he raises his pint of beer high, draining it, and then smashes it over the top of your head, dealing no damage as you are god
Blake Fisher
I go south
Jaxson Rodriguez
Do I know you? I swear to god i know you. Where will you start? You head south, towards the endless pit of death and despair, all who fall within return eventually as monstrous abominations of flesh and pure hell energy. Will you cast off your mortal form and any sense of pleasure in return for eternal torment and unimaginable power?
Carson Hall
transport him naked to the top of the nearest mountain (dropping his clothes and supplies where he was) and order a round of double whiskey shots for the whole bar
Ryan Cruz
>Where will you start the bar with god
Ryder Williams
faggots
Ryan Walker
Staff in hand I plunge myself into the abyss
Josiah Bailey
...
Connor Nelson
Yes
Joseph Sanders
The man you transported to the top of the nearest mountain is instantly assailed by freezing temperatures and slicing winds. As he shivers holding his shriveling manhood, he can hear the faint howling of yetis, he begins to cry...as for the bar, they cheer, remarking that he was a cunt anyways, everyone happily taking their double shots in earnest. as you step through the door you see a man who is very obviously radiating a powerful aura that could move worlds if he wanted to, but at the same time your nig senses tingle at the sight of free whiskey, compelling you to ignore the godly man, and partake in cheep alcohol /qst/ is for homos as you drop into the abyss your previous hardships happen again and again, your body is torn asunder a thousand times yet you remain alive. Every single inch of your body is distorted and mangled, turning into a massive blackened flesh beast, faces forming and dissapearing always screaming of rape, your form is amorphous but you can take a more humanoid colossal form, your staff is now forever jutting from your left arm, now replacing your forearm
Adam Nguyen
I am a tumbler wizard. Who has mastered the arkane arts of Triggercation, Mansplanment, Equalmancy, Gapwagetation, Privilagation,
As for race there is none and all that asks what my race is makes me furious. My gender is varies upon mood.
Jackson Nelson
Where will this abomination start and go? Perhaps this is a wizard from the pits, casting its hellish magic and corrupting the nice folk of the world
Asher Lee
My background is a wizard drop out who does not agree with the conventional methods of magic. For they hurt my feelings and others. And that the highest class of wizards are privileged Pale skinned elves.
Jace Richardson
I head for the north, hungry for holy light
Michael Barnes
I will first go on a quest to enlighten the ignorant and less fortunate races of my cause. They lack the knowledge that is which is their own bigotry.
Kayden Hernandez
I am the devil and my objective is to kill god. Weapon:Rock hard willy that shoots fire i want to start at the bar with god
Isaiah Murphy
Hey buddy I just threw my candy ass in the abyss so I can fuck up god get in line asshole
Aaron Torres
>everyone happily taking their double shots in earnest. cheers into the air making everyone feel a light clink on their own glass and knock back the shot chugging for a solid 30 seconds as the shotglass refills, slam it down and look over the crowd for the most interesting person
Blake Adams
So I guess I head to the nearest wizard school that has not banned me yet.
Jayden Gonzalez
>see a man who is very obviously radiating a powerful aura grab at least two shots and walk up behind this man giving him a bear hug
Kevin Butler
>/qst/ is for homos True, speaking of: can I be a gay lizardman (like The Lizard from Spiderman)?
weapons: claws (bleed damage), large dick (heals teammates)
Hudson Lee
I AM ABRADOLF LINCLER I'm a morally neutral super leader I got a wood chopping axe and a walther.
Angel Ortiz
TO HELL WITH YOU *grabs you by the shoulders and pulls you down to the nether realm*
Mason Sanchez
I'm an empty, moldy styrofoam McDonald's cup.
Ethan Thompson
I am a radiant anus. I can cast hyperspectral buttblast and I can easily accommodate the gay lizardman's heal benis.
I buttchug some whiskey with god and stumble out of the bar to barf/shit it all over the local chieftan.
Andrew Stewart
Cortinious VI, the walking penis of atlantis.
With the power of unlimited semen capable of blasting away his foes with ease, he ventures into the unknown unwavering, searching for the truth.
Ethan Thompson
I jizz in the cup
Gabriel Martin
You begin to crawl back from the depths of the hellpit, unholy energy seeping from every shifting pore of your body, blackened tar remaining where you touch, corrupting it and perverting it into hellish parodies of what it formerly was. On the horizon, you see Quinn's peace, and you feel a vast and powerful holy light emanating from it. most everyone you try to preach to calls you a cunt and either threatens violence or simply walks off You arise from hell into the bar, your immortal nemesis,God himself, being there. Others around you are either unnerved or charmed but everything around you slowly perverts via your hellish presence You notice a cyborg president nigger and satan The nearest school requires a perilous trek through the mountains of normia, where only the normal may live. You do so, instantly feeling reinvigorated by his touch yes, yes you can k, where go satan no, he aint there yet. Also do you guys want me to set up a discord chat for this so we can play after the thread 404s? Also god damn guys calm it, I can only type so fucking fast
Elijah Perez
This triggers me. I cast Trigger person on the nearest group of young collage females. I must be herd! This injustice cannot go!
Lincoln Murphy
fun, he tongues your anus, the kinky fuck k, where start
Charles Rogers
The spell fails, as the normals do not have triggers to be triggered, they laugh at your hair dye and out of shape body, one even suggests that maybe you were polymorphed into a new kind of orc
John Gomez
I keep spewing prismatic whiskey diarrhea for a few minutes and then ask him for work. By the way, I have high charisma.
Alexander Barnes
Satan here. I run towards god and stick my willy in his ass firing lava everywhere and killing abraham whoever the fuck he is
Hudson Rivera
Like the bitch that I am. I will just shut down for abit and tip my wizard fedora hat. There must be a way.
I will then summon my familiar rainbow fluttershy sparkel. And have them scout the area for any star bucks or minorities. If the collages wont hear me. The greasy dwarves or ghetto halfings may!
Jason Torres
>satan dress him as a bondage maiden and put him displayed prominently in the middle of the bar in stockades with a sign saying please use me >cyborg president nigger morph around turning basically inside out and hug him back say "niggaham! what brings you here?"
Nicholas Reyes
I approach it ever hungrier
Camden Adams
>feeling reinvigorated by his touch touch myself lightly
Ethan Sanders
Lizardman here: I go off to find someone who is also of homosexual orientation so we can preform the activities that are generally practiced by two homosexuals when they are alone together.
Also I forgot to mention this but reptiles have two dicks so I do too.
Jaxon Anderson
I am an undead werhmacht solider with a thirst for bloodshed, I carry my magical gewher rifle able to use magic infused bullets to implode my enemys. I find myself in an unfamiliar land unsure of how I arrived. I go east looking for valhalla
Landon Rodriguez
a brothel with the finest of wenches
Ayden Parker
God's perfect asshole is ravaged by your demon cock, yet he feels no pain, and your cum seems to do nothing, however abraham does feel his mechanical parts melting from the heat He offers you a job as a brewery, enjoying your prismatic whiskey diarrhea Satan is now humiliated, suffering another defeat at the hands of god, niggaham is slightly perturbed but otherwise okay with your friendly hello you are touching yourself in front of god, nice job The trees you pass begin to rot and wither before gnarling and gnashing out, the ground putrefying into a viscous sludge, the animals within the forests become feral and demonic all begining to rape and murder eachother, some attempt to harm you, but they dissolve into your flesh, adding to your biomass The town looms forward, people begin screaming at the sight of you
https:// discord dot gg/nspm7 The link to the discord server
Dylan Phillips
Also >mekindof.jpg
Juan Evans
nigga you best join the discord i stg you head west to homoia, a land of liberal homogays, where everything is AIDS As you go eastwards, you see nothing but filthy big nosed jews wringing their hands and begging for your gold
Jackson Carter
https:// discord dot gg/Hecgr2m remove the spaces, its a perma link
Ethan Ortiz
>niggaham is slightly perturbed but otherwise okay with your friendly hello say "niggaham what's wrong? I can tell my your lack of vocal response and barely noticable mastubation you need some kind of help but what is it?"
Evan Hughes
Satan strikes back.I take off the stupid fucking outfit revealing my 20 inch lava shooting rainbow destroying cock and rush back into the bar jumping at god full force slapping the shit out of his eyes.
Henry Anderson
>you are touching yourself in front of god, nice job Continue, increasing pressure but decreasing speed
Wyatt Bell
sweet jesus god you best join as well, you and ryan are definitely two im hoping will get in the discord.
Samuel Watson
I scream of the motherland and all their kind has done to me I point my rifle at the first man who asked me for my gold and pull the trigger, his body is crushed to the size of a penny then explodes in a glorious flesh fountain. The peasants run in fear when they see the face I make as I take my first kill of this land. I pilfer my surroundings but find nothing. I continue east.
Logan Adams
Your trek eastwards takes you through another town, this one filled with negroes claiming "they wuz kangs" and demanding you "square up nigga", they are all less intimidating and more annoying than they would ever be able to realize
Blake Adams
joined
Aiden Morgan
Radiant Anus here. . .I get bored with barfshitting prismatic buttwhiskey all day and head eastwards to follow that other guy.
Hudson Peterson
I shoulder my rifle and reveal my trench knife I pull it from my jack boot and ask who wants to die.
Liam Howard
I am Harrith the Law-Giver, 3rd level warrior, Great Doranthian War veteran, and Guard Captain of the Fortuitous City of Doranth. Long has my family line occupied the position of guard captain, even gaining minor nobility status from His Graciousness, Duke Ochorian VII.
Daniel Myers
Tell the residents of homoia I am interested in their homoerotic endeavors but wish to partake in activities that will not cause in my contraction of AIDS or HIV.
Gabriel Thomas
I set my gaze upon the bar I call out for the attention of the patrons calling forth the one who has such holy energy.
Benjamin Butler
"me", says layton with wings
Nathan Perez
They all chimp out at the sight of the knife and begin running away, some breaking windows for no other reason than nigger, some raping eachother, either way a sentient anus is now with you k, what do they tell you everything here has contracted AIDS your unholy screechings begin to curdle the air and call forth dark storms, the town is silent, except for the bar good god layton you are gonna die you poor bastard
Anthony Walker
If I get aids, can I use my dick on myself to cure it?
Sebastian Clark
I mean...yeah sure why the fuck not ALSO WERMACHT GET IN THE 'CORD
Parker Johnson
As what appears to be a Layton with wings approaches from the shadows I turn and hear him wish to die, the nefarious gang of niggers all sit on their porches and hoot and holler whilst lighting their b&m's the air hangs heavy with the stench of tobacco. I ask for what you truly wish. Lest be it no answer we fight to the death, I am already undead.
Chase Walker
Jesus christ if you dont join the discord
Thomas Phillips
Harrith arrests the nearest criminal
Owen Ramirez
One second.
Andrew Garcia
The nearest criminal is a hulking abomination of hatred, rape and hell energy that slowly corrupts anything near it
Logan Reed
wtf you never replied to god?
make 6 hits of acid appear in everyone's mouth
Juan Collins
Kinda waiting for niggaham to respond, hes sorta not doing anything i can respond to
Aiden Green
Harrith, feeling empowered by six shots of acid, bull rushes the criminal scum in hopes of taking him into custody.
Landon Phillips
Seacrest likey
Austin Torres
As you charge forward you can feel its corrupting influence snaking through your body,morhping your left arm into a mass of tendrils, and the left side of your face into a tar like mess, but still you press on, slashing into seacrest's leg, black ichor spewing out, coating you in corrupting blood
Levi Barnes
I aproach this thing with wings that has a faining death wish i grab him by the chest and plunge my knife into his chest carving a hole for my surprise. I reach behind my back and pull a stanheil grenade and plunge it into his chest. I take a step back from the gasping creature that wants to see death. I remove the pin and laugh maniacally as I'm covered in its blood. Then it explodes.
Aaron Hall
>I threw myself into the abyss to get back at god for giving me a shitty life >Ignored by God
Brody Cox
I think I love this guy, you best be ThatOneGuy1945 on discord
Anthony Moore
Wermachat reporting in.
Christopher Fisher
HELL YE
Ethan Nguyen
>niggaham Look up at god with a melancholy grin, eyes beginning to water water. Say "god I have traveled far to be here, as soon I heard of your might once again in these lands I knew I had to seek you out for I'm having enough trouble as it is and I can't take anymore"
Aaron Edwards
Harrith does not give up and yells, "JUSTICE WILL PREVAIL!" At the same time, he doubles his efforts to "arrest" the black being and act in "self defense"
Austin Hill
Covered in filth I decide to rest and grease my rifle with the blood that covers me. I decide to ask for directions.
Wyatt Wood
The ichor begins to flood your open mouth, turning your once pure white msile into a yellow maw of sharp fangs, your insides warping to that of a gluttonous demons digestive tract. The rest of you is slowly corrupting, but the leg is beginning to heal, not quick enough to prove your efforts pointless, but definitely enough to slow your progress the niggers only speak in ebonics, and are in no way comprehensible
Julian Sullivan
Harrith's lust for justice is too powerful to be slowed. He keeps ferociously attacking using everything he can, even his new teeth
William Bennett
I continue east once more in hope that my faith in valhalla will be the guide that takes me there, I fail to understand the monkeys I see in front of me, possibly this world has no Aryans. I must purify these lost souls, when i reach the edge of town I look back and see the stain they leave upon mankind I equip my scope and leave my mark along with the footsteps of a dead man.
James Miller
As you describe your..."lust", the blood seeps into your nethers, forcing your genitalia to grow to immense proportions, wicked spikes lining your shaft. One could barely call you human any longer. Yet still the good fight prevails, as you are almost halfway through the beast Further east you find a town of similar, yet still alive aryan men and women, who politely inform you that the path to valhalla can only be reached via airship, and only with the accompanyment of a god. They offer you an ancient nordic dagger, infused with aryan supremacy magics, that probably does cool shit like your gun
Camden Morgan
Harrith will RIP AND TEAR all who avoid justice
Michael Barnes
As I take the blessed dagger and hear of the truth to my path, I thank them of their heritage and tell them they will 've remembered. I travel to an open field and draw a magic circle. The dagger opens a portal to hell, if I must find valhalla I need the keys to the bell, I must find himmler.
Carter King
come into the discord, I'm abandoning this thread for the discord
Mason Perez
i shift ryans form to be able to go back to a more manageable seacrest form but hes able to morph into the death beast
As I approach the gates of hell, I'm greeted by those who knew my glorious name, I approach Satan himself and ask if he knows where himmler is, he says he is at the top of the mountain. I trove my way through blood, demons and tormented souls not worthy enough to be anything more. Surrounding the mountain are memorabilia of the 3rd Reich I see himmler enjoying himself amist his Jewish slaves, I ask him for the keys. He replys I will owe him a favor. Says it's parked in the back. It's glorious the sheen of this marvolus machine makes me feel almost alive. I get in and start the way to my salvation. My bell warps me back to the gates and out of the portal. I have my airship Capcha: geminis subs