Shit Sup Forums wut do. The wife and I kicked our son out for being a lazy little shit. His van friends picked him up and he's supposed to be halfway to texas. Anyways, I just checked the cookie tin in my wife's bondello and the cash is gone. All of it.
A few minutes ago, my son emailed me pic related. Those are my fat stacks, how do I resume from here? I don't want my boy behind bars, but I need my green.
Austin Nguyen
What's that like 800 bucks? Is he worth that much trouble?
Matthew Baker
Omg, just realized, those aren't his hands either. His van friends have my green! What should I do Sup Forums?
Caleb Bailey
We'll there's your problem. You birthed a negroid.
Jace Moore
BURN IT FOR JESUS.
Karma is real negro spawn
Daniel Smith
That's all of the green to my name. I have to react quick before his van friends spend it on something whacky.
Jack Brooks
That's not my boy. My boy is not that color. That boy has brown complexion. The brown boy has my green stacks of fat cash.
Nathaniel Lopez
Tell your son to clip his nails
Carson Lee
Nigger
Nolan Ortiz
Too late nigroid.
William Scott
I don't want to alarm you but your son appears to be a nigger. Perhaps that's the problem??
Asher Foster
I have white skin, not brown complexion. And as of now, I don't know the van friend's whereabouts, or my white boy. What do I fucking do Sup Forums? The police will take my white boy and put him in the bars.
Josiah Stewart
Call the cops you stupid faggot. It's your cunt wife's fault for not using a bank.
>Captchca: helicopter
Zachary Thompson
>I don't want my boy behind bars, but I need my green. >"Yeah, this is 911" >"Been robbed." >"K who did it" >"My boy and some niggers" >"Wanna press charges?" >"Yeah just not my boy"
ezpz. Take that $800 and grab a beer or two afterwards
Juan Barnes
No, I don't want my boy in the bars. You want my boy in the bars, but I do not want him behind them. My wife was keeping the stacks of fat green cash in the bondello for SAFE keeping. my son is a thief it should not have happened.
Ryan Johnson
Maybe he deserves jail.
Jackson Thompson
This is a good idea, but can police units disperse beyond state lines? And if they do, will they obey my orders and leave my white boy untouched? And my fat stacks in one piece?
Adam Moore
>this thread My sides are fucking gone. What is OP on?
Jaxson Cruz
Bro who the fuck talks like this "van friends", "green", "whacky", "brown boy has my green stacks of fat cash", I'm fucking dead man.
Dylan Mitchell
Bunch of good questions for the cops. I live In Canada, so the place is too big for state lines. You need to drive 50 hours from my house to reach the next "state." If he's less than 18, you can ask to have him brought home. Otherwise, the best you can do is give them a picture and tell them not to hurt him or throw him into the slammer. That's the best I can offer. Try to talk with your son over the phone first. Then after all this shit blows over, sit down and TALK with him. He's got some kind of psychological issue to resent you THIS much. Seriously, the boy probably needed a therapist in his teen years.
Logan Edwards
Next time have a white child, I've never had that problem with my kids
William Taylor
Well looks like you're willingly forfeiting that cash. If you want that money back, you butch son must face the consequences for the choices he's made. Maybe if you didn't raise him to be a parasitic Nigger, you wouldn't be having to make this choice; but hindsight is 20/20...
Carter Lopez
can i fuck your wife?
Thomas Diaz
he has friends that cruise around in big blue van. They're usually on miracle grass and now they're halfway to texas with my stacks.
Benjamin Brooks
He is a white boy with fine grades, except for being a lazy piece of shit, he showed know signs of wanting to steal my stacks. He always hung around with those damn van kids, but I assumed it was a nasty phase.
Andrew Cooper
$600-800 is all you have in the house? Something is wrong with you trash man. Where do you vacation? The local park behind the school?
Colton Diaz
Haha, we have a clown in attendance here today. My son is white.
Levi Walker
I didn't know black kids had dads...
Jaxson Bennett
Damn yeah that 700 dollars is gonna set you back. Your life savings!!
Nolan Baker
If you weren't so poor you could text his friends and offer them twice that to kick his ass and take his money. But you poor. Feels bad I bet.
Camden Powell
That was all of the BONDELLO money. I have money at the bank, but there's a budget in this household for goofy extras and he's taken all of the money from the tin in the bondello.
Dylan James
tell him you gonna hve 50 niggas from the secret society Sup Forums come to his house and drink all his milk, sipe they shoes on his bedsheets, and beat the shit out of him.
Cooper Reed
OP, I once had the green like you, fat cash, fat cash indeed. I wish not of your son to be behind the bars. Your fat stacks, as impressive as they are; you should contact the coppers. >contact coppers >aquire green >fat stacks aquired no son behind the bars >the green >'yes'
Jordan Brooks
I am not a poor man. I have money IN THE BANK. But it's in my wife's name. My money is in the goodie tin in the bondello in my wife's drawer. Now those stacks have been taken by son and his STUPID FUCKING VAN FRIENDS
David Reed
My sides are fucking gone now. I can't breathe.
Cameron Anderson
the way you talk, it fucking kills me "BONDELLO money... goofy extras"
Jordan Morris
>DONT TALK TO ME OR MY WIFE'S MONEY AGAIN
Jaxson Sanders
Da fuq is a bondello. Stop making shit up you fucking retard.
Hunter Morris
>know signs of wanting to steal my stacks
What a fucking legend OP is
Sebastian Rodriguez
>black that explains it
Elijah Jackson
post pic of hand with timestamp, OP
Jaxon Moore
I would go to a bank and trade all those 20s for 100s. Who would want to carry so much paper like that?
Logan Roberts
Sorry that your boy got your fat stacks We'll see what wacky hijinks he gets into in the next episode
Ayden Flores
Are you an un educated idiot? you don't even know what one is. I have white complexion.
Justin Reed
the moment you let it falls on someone else's hands they ain't yours anymo get overit
Michael Rogers
Can you please say more things don't ever stop OP every time you reply it feels like christmas
Lucas Gray
The reasoning for the bills being in 20s and 100s is because they were accumilated from my mall job and i converted them to 100s (or tried at least) but they didn't have the big bills so I SETTLED for the 20 bills. Then later they had 100s.
Evan Robinson
SETTLED
Noah Bell
Hahahahahahaha...hahaha. hahahahahahaha hahaha.
Jaxon Lee
can't let your boy spend your fat green stacks! no bars involved can get goofy though. but things won't get as whacky as the things his van friends buy with your fat stacks from the BONDELLO money stashed in the goodie tin in your wife's drawer.
Bentley Brown
wtf is a bondello?
Chase Collins
Someone screencap this masterpiece.
Jack Mitchell
this thread is a dank form of autism that has my sides screaming for more
Alexander Parker
I hope OP finds his SON and secures the stacks. What would you do if your green was took?
Who was BONDELLO?
Cooper Nguyen
A bondello is a germanic sack that my wife keeps tucked up into her cloth drawer, it has draw strings and a print of a boar on it. She calls it that but I do not know what the professional "term" is for it.
Joseph Lewis
> The wife and I kicked our son out for being a lazy little shit. consider it severance for being shit parents. inb4 your kid did something bad. it is your job to raise a decent child. it's your fault if he didn't turn out that way. suck it up and move on, but judging from how you're treated him and reacted, you're not the type to do accept that you fucked up and let it go.
Jaxson Evans
bro what fucking planet do you live on? your wife has a "cloth drawer" and you own a drawstring bag with a boar on it? whacky as fuck
Michael Walker
I actually don't appreciate this of sarcasm. My son has made off with my green and they're known to smoke things. If they use the cash in my name, can I be framed? the police in my hometown are proving not to be any use. They can't catch him he's halfway to texas, making off with my big green cash.
Jose Lee
your son's getting raped and had all the money he stole from you stolen from him. good job user, you brought a worthless sack of shit into a world filled with psychopathic sacks of shit. then instead of teaching him how to defend himself and be a decent person
you kicked him out into the wild where he's going to be forced into the white male sex trade, forcedfed drugs, contract HIV, and end up back at your doorstep even more fucked up than before.
>year of our lord +2000 >still have children people who do this should be castrated, how dare you force someone into a world overflowing with pain, misery and a million other awful things.
and for what? what good is there to suffer cancer? what is soo good about this life that we should all accept this miserable slow painful decay till death? NOTHING
Isaiah Martinez
did you keep it in the BONDELLO though? that seems to be an important factor
Owen Cox
I did until my brown sons STUPID FUCKING VAN FRIENDS took my green.
Owen Rodriguez
personally, i think anyone who doesn't keep a secure BONDELLO should rightfully be in the bars...
Jeremiah Ward
>use the cash in my name i fucking love this guy, im laughing so hard you made me have to go shit please stick around
Juan Jenkins
Tell them you need tree fiddy back
Luis Nguyen
Is anyone here going to offer sincere AND helpful advice in the case of my stolen bucks? I know that sometimes it's funny to laugh at people who get it hard at life, but this IS NOT ONE OF THESE TIMES
Aaron Roberts
MY dude, have ever eaten? This planet is overflowing with delicious food in almost every corner of the globe! That alone is reason to live!
Gabriel Wilson
MY SON IS NOT BROWN WHAT YES I KEPT IT THEREIN BUT HE STOLE IT right out from under my nose. Now the boy's making off with my green cash.
Jonathan Ramirez
you will never see me or your bondello money again old man. mama says I could be anything I want so im moving to texas to be a rodeo clown. me and my van friends gon spend all dem fat stacks on cigarettes and booze you old fart sniffer. don't even think about calling da police or we gone burn all den fat stacks and yall never get that trip to North Carolina to meet dale earnhart.
Nolan Taylor
I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
Thank you OP.
Matthew Lewis
Stupid. haha funny but my son doesn
Asher Morales
Whahahahahaha fucking shit
Jayden Hernandez
Have you not learned anything from this site? Trust no one, not even your own children. You should have money saved in a fucking cookie tin.
Hunter Ortiz
Bumping for the sheer absurdity of watching OP try to form a sentence.
Andrew Flores
>eat just to shit so i can make room for more eats to manufacture and produce more shits no wonder i think so highly of humanity, they turn $100 steaks into shit magically over night.
Nolan Hughes
Well, ain't that a pity, guess he had the last laugh.
Colton Smith
Its a BONDELLO
Jace White
I no I probably should not have trusted him because he hung out with such people (those are the VAN KIDS) but I thought "I have raised a nice young man and he should not steal money from his own parents FUCKING CLOWN
Ethan Perez
I don't know how you eat, but I get to taste the $100 steak on its way to turdification.
Kevin Cooper
You should've seen this coming when you saw the color of his skin.
Brandon Butler
It's a tin inside of my wife's germanic bondello with an big print of a prized boar. It contained large stacks of my own earned cash from my mall job but here we are......shameful that kids can do that stuff to those who loved and prayed them the most especially i church
Nicholas Thompson
>a few seconds of stimulating tongue nerves to release a miniscule amount of endorphines is plenty good enough to cancel the hell that is cancer, cancer treatment, and the cancerous shitbags that surround us on a daily basis yeah... no.
Lincoln Kelly
I'll give you double your green if you can produce an image of a fucking germanic bondello
Adrian Peterson
Then an hero and shut the hell up. Unless your raison d'etre is bitching and moaning.
Jack Bell
thank you for tonight's entertainment. I am very impressed yet pleasantly surprised
Luis Rivera
lol the way OP types is fucking hilarious. probs a bait thread. so sad
Robert Peterson
Did mommy take away minecraft privelages?
Cameron Lopez
I would take a picture of the one in our conjoined bedroom but my wife is sleeping off the trauma of losing my earned stacks so for now here's one I found on a website. she recieved the bag from around christmas-time from aunt
Justin Barnes
Roll/ck em
Josiah Robinson
We type the same stupid. I am not speaking some stupid lanuage and I don't appreciate that. I called the police and they're investigated all vans halfway to texas by now. When they catch my boy with my stacks I'll have him right where I want him to teach him how it feels to be stolen from he can't walk free right now. His van friends are going to jail by the way
Angel Green
What
Alexander Powell
bump
Connor Hall
>can't fathom a reason for living besides the most basic of animal urgers top kek, and yet you tell me to kill myself? hahahaha pathetic
Elijah Ortiz
>they investigated all vans halfway to texas absolute fucking legend OP you are the master
Samuel Nelson
If I lived in mommy's basement wasting away on Sup Forums also, I'd without a doubt share your logic
Owen Collins
OP's going through a bad spell right now, and you two CLOWNS have the audacity to MOCK OP's stolen stacks by arguing. How would you faggots feel if your black son and his van people made off with your green and were HALF WAY to texas rn?
Ethan Clark
Ck'd
Dominic Anderson
Did you emphasize how important it was that he stole from your wife's bondello? No man should ever steal another mans wifes bondello. Be sure to call them back if you didn't. It could be the difference in whether or not they catch your son and his miracle whip smoking van friends.
Ryan Evans
I don't know, hungry?
Michael Campbell
I've never laughed so hard in my life. Holy shit.
Hudson Bailey
So let me get this straight, the fat stacks are gone? Taken, from the bondello?