What kinda trilogy u want?

>what kinda trilogy u want?

Peter Jackson and Fran Walsh didn't give a shit about the books and created mindless action films for children.

The split opinion between Jackson/Walsh's first total shit trilogy and their second is hilarious because there's literally no difference between the two. It's all garbage which disrespects the aesthetic and philosophical impact of the entire universe and series.

Fuck anyone who likes Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings. Pipeweed is marijuana? No, fuck you.

Angry but this guy is right

Fine, Christopher Tolkien but can't wait till you finally die.

it's just a movie brah calm down

A 7/10 trilogy that doesn't match up to LOTR

That's literally it

Anyone comparing it to the Star Wars prequels and calling the Hobbit movies is literally brain damaged and should be shunned from society

Well that's probably because Tolkien's Hobbit doesn't match up to LOTR. The book and the adaptatin have different flaws but they're comparable. Ok to watch before FOTR.

These were like Warcraft before Warcraft was made

This is the true dawn of video game movies

After 12 hours of literally flawless movie making, nobody could have dreamed PJ could fuck it up so badly with the Hobbit. I mean, you don't make 3 perfect movies of 4 hours each with pure luck...right?

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Should've checked out the story before assuming it's gonna be LOTR again.

Why did you respond to that post as if it were factual, earnest, and true?

This fellowship of the ring is the only good one harry potter is better

Lord of the Rings is a dumbed down action series for teens, but it's still damn good despite betraying its source material.

only the first is damn good

Battle of Five Armies was such a turd.

DAILY REMINDER THAT THIS IS THE COMPREHENSIVE LIST OF GOOD SCENES IN THE HOBBIT MOVIES

>An Unexpected Journey
Beginning flashback
Shire scene
Arrival of the Dwarves
Misty Mountains song
Bilbo joining the party
Azanulbizar flashback
Stuff with the trolls
Gandalf talking to Galadriel about Bilbo
Bofur saying goodbye to Bilbo
Riddles in the Dark
Thorin and Bilbo reconciling (good scene even if it completely fucked their relationship's arc)

>Desolation of Smaug
Beorn
Bilbo showing actual character development when he goes apeshit on the spiders
Thorin being sassy to Thranduil
Bilbo rescuing the Dwarves
Bard
Bilbo finding the entrance to the mountain
Smaug's interactions with Bilbo
Thorin and Smaug arguing until the stupid shit with the gold statue

>BotFA
First 20 minutes or so until Smaug dies
Thorin going bonkers
THE FUCKING ACORN SCENE
Dáin was kind of fun
Bard's militia fighting the orcs
Beorn wrecking fools in the extended edition
Thorin's death scene was
Gandalf saying goodbye to Bilbo

Am I the only one that loved auj and dos?

>farewell master burglar...

Always brings me to tears

You missed bilbo saying goodbye to the dwarves but a very good list

>Dain was kind of fun
>having to make this list in the first place

i wish they didnt cut the mirkwood stuff from the extended dos

7 out of 10 is way too generous for this trilogy, it's almost unwatchable

obviously

>dat CGI Connolly

I had never done a legit spit take in my life up until that moment.

There was good reason for cgi connelly and it wasn't that bad