Describe a vidya/movie/tv show horribly thread
> black family decides take a vacation or some shit
> manage to book an entire mansion
> they nig it up and manage to crash their car through a couple different parts of the house
> they steal 4 statues
Movie
Describe a vidya/movie/tv show horribly thread
> children of the corn but without corn religion
> government decides to come out and seal the town off
> kids bribe a gaurd to get a dog
Tv show
> sad kid decides to run away from his mom
> becomes more disfigured during the adventure
> doesn't care what it is, needle? Stick that shit in! Massive hunk of glass? Stab myself in the chest with it!
> literally becomes the devil
Little Nicky?
No, forgot to mention its a vidya
Movie
> dad's a scientist
> born in the middle of a war
> get a job with the government
> hot on/off gf
> damn dog won't die
> you go to places without really knowing why
Vidya
Movie
> long haul freighter
> stomach trouble
> the ship's infested
> one of the crew is a company plant
> blow the fucking ship
> only I escape in a lifeboat
> damn, one got aboard
Myst?
Alien!
bingo!
binding of isaac
Tv show
>dads son dies
>finds new son
>universe in shambles
>dad is a fucking retard who does drugs
>cow
Vidja, I promise nobody will get this one
>go to gamble
>pirate head turns 360 degrees at you, smiles, and nods
Yep
Are we there yet 2?
sexy zombies in hot pants and bikini tops
Movie
>kid looses pennies
>finds dead body
No
Ill give you a hint, its hated in comparison to what the company made before
Video game
>minecraft
>but with guns
Stand by Me?
Unturned
> you were in a gang
> now you're not in a gang
> now you need to go kill the dudes who were in your gang
> get one of your kidneys shot off when you try to kill the first one
Yes
show:
A bunch of people with mental issues fight aliens
Wrong
X-Files?
fallout 4?
nope
Nope
> All my friend ride bicycles
> good at protecting our shit. (Wear helmets)
> i like bikes but i think i will like being normal even more
> bitch on bitch action. Porno ends with forking.
>Gf aint making more pornos after forking
Supernatural?
nope
7 Day to die or rust
Nice trips
Falling skies
nope
This is a tv show btw
hint #1: the humans and the aliens are related
It's rust gj
Sons of anarchy?
Yes
>its hated in comparison to what the company made before
Daikatana?
Ark, unturned, Minecraft, rust, 7dtd etc. Are basically the same game just tweaked a bit and market differently
Neat. It was described poorly for this reason.
> taxi driver
> bitch crashes my ride
> she talks in their foreign language
> we fuck
> fucking priests
movie
No. Clarification : its hated MORE than the games that came before it
> aliens controlling bees. Bees op
> boats sinking
> fuckdaFedsmayyne
> cpt doesnt go down with ship
> cpt finds new boat and skeleton crew
5th element
This one is a movie
> there's this guy
> he's like, you know, THE guy
yep
some people decide to buy into the delusions of a drunk
The gr8 blowboobski
I'm surprised nobody has tried to guess the first 2, first one is a will smith movie and second one is a Netflix series
> a chad and a Stacy come out to party in the woods with another couple and 2 other edgy kids
> car breaks down, some dude comes along and offers to help
> dude is super suspicious
> dude is actually maximum bro
> kids are dicks
> town is like 10 buildings total
> kids interupt a funeral
> they need like 1 fucking part for the car and its not in the auto shop
> get to the town, go into some weird ass museum
> museum is super creepy
> like, pretty cool and impressive but still mega creepy
Yes, Walter, you're right.
R&M?
Is this friday the 13th?
no
No, right genre though
hint:
> I'm horny