Describe a vidya/movie/tv show horribly thread

Describe a vidya/movie/tv show horribly thread
> black family decides take a vacation or some shit
> manage to book an entire mansion
> they nig it up and manage to crash their car through a couple different parts of the house
> they steal 4 statues
Movie

> children of the corn but without corn religion
> government decides to come out and seal the town off
> kids bribe a gaurd to get a dog
Tv show

> sad kid decides to run away from his mom
> becomes more disfigured during the adventure
> doesn't care what it is, needle? Stick that shit in! Massive hunk of glass? Stab myself in the chest with it!
> literally becomes the devil

Little Nicky?

No, forgot to mention its a vidya

Movie
> dad's a scientist
> born in the middle of a war
> get a job with the government
> hot on/off gf
> damn dog won't die

> you go to places without really knowing why

Vidya

Movie
> long haul freighter
> stomach trouble
> the ship's infested
> one of the crew is a company plant
> blow the fucking ship
> only I escape in a lifeboat
> damn, one got aboard

Myst?

Alien!

bingo!

binding of isaac

Tv show
>dads son dies
>finds new son
>universe in shambles
>dad is a fucking retard who does drugs
>cow

Vidja, I promise nobody will get this one
>go to gamble
>pirate head turns 360 degrees at you, smiles, and nods

Yep

Are we there yet 2?

sexy zombies in hot pants and bikini tops

Movie
>kid looses pennies
>finds dead body

No
Ill give you a hint, its hated in comparison to what the company made before

Video game
>minecraft
>but with guns

Stand by Me?

Unturned


> you were in a gang
> now you're not in a gang
> now you need to go kill the dudes who were in your gang
> get one of your kidneys shot off when you try to kill the first one

Yes

show:
A bunch of people with mental issues fight aliens

Wrong

X-Files?

fallout 4?

nope

Nope

> All my friend ride bicycles
> good at protecting our shit. (Wear helmets)
> i like bikes but i think i will like being normal even more
> bitch on bitch action. Porno ends with forking.
>Gf aint making more pornos after forking

Supernatural?

nope

7 Day to die or rust
Nice trips

Falling skies

nope

This is a tv show btw

hint #1: the humans and the aliens are related

It's rust gj

Sons of anarchy?

Yes

>its hated in comparison to what the company made before
Daikatana?

Ark, unturned, Minecraft, rust, 7dtd etc. Are basically the same game just tweaked a bit and market differently

Neat. It was described poorly for this reason.

> taxi driver
> bitch crashes my ride
> she talks in their foreign language
> we fuck
> fucking priests

movie

No. Clarification : its hated MORE than the games that came before it

> aliens controlling bees. Bees op
> boats sinking
> fuckdaFedsmayyne
> cpt doesnt go down with ship
> cpt finds new boat and skeleton crew

5th element

This one is a movie

> there's this guy
> he's like, you know, THE guy

yep

some people decide to buy into the delusions of a drunk

The gr8 blowboobski

I'm surprised nobody has tried to guess the first 2, first one is a will smith movie and second one is a Netflix series

> a chad and a Stacy come out to party in the woods with another couple and 2 other edgy kids
> car breaks down, some dude comes along and offers to help
> dude is super suspicious
> dude is actually maximum bro
> kids are dicks
> town is like 10 buildings total
> kids interupt a funeral
> they need like 1 fucking part for the car and its not in the auto shop
> get to the town, go into some weird ass museum
> museum is super creepy
> like, pretty cool and impressive but still mega creepy

Yes, Walter, you're right.

R&M?

Is this friday the 13th?

no

No, right genre though

hint:
> I'm horny