/brit/

Footy ed.

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Dear Mr. and Mrs. Rasheed Wank,

Will you let me Wank your Willy? Ever since I have laid Willies on Cara, I have Wanked madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the Willy of my Willies and that someday we will Wank happily ever after. I have a Willy as a/an 'Sheed that pays $69 Lel each month. I promise to Wank Cara with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
Wank Timothy James Byrne

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I enjoy long, bent walks on the beach, getting wanked in the rain and serendipitous encounters with willies. I really like piña coladas mixed with wee, and romantic, candle-lit fannies. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Pooey Lynx Lad. I travel frequently, especially to /brit/, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Janitor.) I am looking for Polish roommate and beauty in the form of a Paki goddess. She should have the physique of Maisie Williams and the poo of kentqt. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my gimmicks. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 1 days ago, and I have since become more poofy.

My solicitor said he's received police statements and a CCTV DVD in relation to my case and arrange an appointment

I don't understand why there's a CCTV DVD, maybe it has another meaning here?

They're savages

ey up lads

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was just playing some Fifa
love Insigne

probably just you on cctv

creased up when i heard tim call kev a revolting looking person in his camera test

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fuck off yank

Generally, yes. They admire wealth and want to know how to get some of their own.

But there are loads of people here who are mentally unstable due to harsh living conditions.

The shit people endure at tines here is nuts speaking from a western perspective.

fuck off paki

I'm not a paki
fuck off yank

FUCK OFF

just want to say, what a fantastic post

fuck off paki sympathiser

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Bill Wilson,

Will you let me file a flight plan with your agency? Ever since I have laid my hothead on BANE, I have crashed the plane madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the masked man of my hired guns and that someday we will raise the fire happily ever after. I have a CIA as a/an mercenary that pays $4U each month. I promise to ground BANE with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
the plane crasher Dr. Pavel

mine didn't really work lol

I'm not a paki sympathiser either

fuck off yank

Is there kid napping danger? Do you speak Ethiopian?

Dear School Nurse:
Atheism James Byrne will not be attending school today. He/she has come down with a case of Heterosexuality and has horrible Poos and a/an Reddit fever. We have made an appointment with the 190kg Dr. Master Race, who studied for many years in Flat Spracklen House and has 42 degrees in pediatrics. He will send you all the information you need. Thank you!
Sincerely
Mrs. Kafkaesque.

>why didn't my 16 year old boyfriend know how my vagina works
ah yes women

fuck off paki replier

any plans for tonight lads?

twitter.com/cattocomunista_/status/858342991869751298
Haha

>pediatrics
fuck off yank

Going to my lads 18th birthday

haven't got a (you) in a fortnights time

what is aishas new twitter
is it no longer private
NEED new photos for the wank folder

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There is danger of being kidnapped in certain regions towards eritrea and in the Ogaden region where there's been discovery of large oil reserves.

Google British kidnapping ethiopia. It was big news several years back.

But I've seen Chinese lads riding bicycles down the road in remote areas and there are Irish folks living in the mountains up north doing deforestation awareness, not to mention the odd 40 something white woman working for women's rights all over this continent

coalburner

coalburner

coalburner

christ how dense is she
twitter.com/cattocomunista_/status/858335819614085120
aisha, i know you're reading this, stop being dense

hmm
bit of a coincidence
you monitoring my posts after my communist roleplay sesh yesterday?

I wasn't browsing /brit/ yesterday

ugly

hate pakis, love pints

youtube.com/watch?v=5NJZre-2QBE

doing a les claypool

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stop bullying Tim.

like cats

*bullies Tim*

I'm pickle rick!!!!!!

just rimmed myself

nobody's bully tim
just one guy keeps going "don't mess with me sunshine" on tims videos

it's been 6 weeks I can finally touch my ear again

alri

thats some serious p-funk influence there, but not bad.

Two Friends, both alike in dignity,
In fair This Plane, where we lay our scene,
From ancient CIA break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross`d Survivors take their life;
Whole misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their Hired Gun bury their parents` strife.
The fearful passage of their Masked love,
And the continuance of their parents` rage,
Which, but their children`s end, nought could Crashing,
Is now the Six hours` traffic of our stage;
The which if you with Extremely Painful Mask attend,
What here shall Pull That Off, our toil shall strive to mend.

not true
some cunt's sending him pizza

*rims a cat*

has it happened again?

it's his own fault for giving them the time of day in his videos
(and also for doxxing himself occasionally)

vet had to circumcise the cat

fuck off

>it's his fault for being mentally ill and paranoid

not being funny but I've got no time for people who "do" the london marathon over multiple days. Just seen a kid with cerebal palsy "complete" the "marathon" by walking it. Mate, fair play if you've got special needs and that but it doesn't fucking count, that's just walking 26 miles. Another lad has crawled it in a gorilla costume.

If Thersipus back in the day had turned up to Athens 6 days late to announce that Persia had been defeated at the battle of Marathon I doubt anyone would have made a note. It's not a fucking achievement.

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eating a nature valley bar

don't get tim 2bh

by nearly all accounts he's a vulnerable person who should be looked after by the state except he sounds like a bank manage and can apparently look after himself . it's not evident in his any of videos or social media but his life hasn't fallen apart like you'd expect

It's either all an act or he has family/carers behind the scenes

reckon i would rim a lad if i ever had the chance

bender

>If Thersipus back in the day had turned up to Athens 6 days late to announce that Persia had been defeated at the battle of Marathon I doubt anyone would have made a note
what about if he lost a leg at the battle and hopped home 6 days later than expected?

hungry

bit gay

>mouyes

wouldn't bat an eyelid

Those things are way too thin for how tough they are. Not a fan

>nobody wished me luck
Very rude! ;_;

could never go near poo 2bh . might lick his cock though

alri cunt

both legs and an eye?

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Have never seen my own anus

leathermeN

mong

*wishes that lad good luck*

that's fair play

take a picture and post it

gonna be eating this very soon
will report back later

thanks

tell me about robin seplut

thanks

wanker

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cat fucker

why do you need luck

youtube.com/watch?v=oK7TYhqZMuE

dipshit

because fuck you thats why

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