Any Germanic people around here?

any Germanic people around here?

I want to kick your asses

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100% pure aryan germanic here.
As a fellow European, you can kick my ass as much as you want.

I am Greek

I am brown haired with brown eyes, b-but I'm a white germanic, I swear

Not a single drop of germanic blood.

I'm with you, frater

Let's kick some G*rm asses

What's up

Germans are not aryas though. Aryas were basically a collections of clans, Slavs descended from these collections in the case of Europe.

You have to kick yourself because we're suebi germans

come at me, bro

100% belgae

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You still carry in you the blond genes

It's time for you to die

*unsheat hammer*

100% Celt here

geen druppel Zweefs bloed

*dodges*

this
Portuguese are 100% Germanic and white

It seems that the hammer is too slow

*unsheat sword*

d-don't move ok !

*unleashes fist*

stop bullying me

you started it

*sneak attack*

naive fellow

In your next life you'll think more carefuly before sheathing your sword

Nice Stockholm syndrome, Alberto.
You were absolutely cucked by the Romans, and now you think you have some kind bond with them.
They distained Germanics as barbarians, but also respected them because they couldn't conquer them.
You on the other hand were their grain delivering cuck province.
PS: We wuz kaisers an shiet

oh shit

*dies*

BRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖL

princeps Octavianvs Avgvsts hoc non placet

i-i was just jok-

*dies*

im german (turk)

>Implying

Descendant of G*rmanics here, you people think I'm a native so.

:^)

>All these pissants think they know how to trigger the Germans
Stand aside and let a real master take charge, plebs

We all want things that will never happen.
Now is as good a time as any to get used to disappointment.

You're no special snowflake my friend.If people look at you with an weird look it is because you have down syndrome

youtube.com/watch?v=t-OeMOXWxQA

>reminder that nothing can trigger us anymore because you overused all your banter material

imagine being as hairy as portugese like a monkey

I know I'm not, that's I what I meant in the post.

>He thinks the mere existence of the perfidious ugly Britshit Inselaffe doesn't drive him into fits of apoplectic rage

You Scandis are not exactly hairless you know.

our hair is light so it's not as visible

Bullshit.

If you have enough hair, it's visible.

t. ginger

It really doesn't.
I'm actually a fan of the anglo countries, even if Sup Forums kinda ruined them for me.

also

>be brit
>lose empire
>lose economy
>lose toblerone

if you're ginger you're pale as hell so it evens out

>Be Brit
>Half the threads in the Sup Forums catalogue are Brit hate/thinly-veiled Brit hate
>Half the threads on /his/ are Brit hate/thinly-veiled Brit hate
>A regular rotation of German flags on Sup Forums posts Brit hate threads all day every day
>Some flags will have 70+ posts in their own threads

You can blame your grandfathers for that, my """friendly""" neighbour

Any Europeans around here?

I want to destabilize your nation and meddle in your politics

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Dont look at me.

Perhaps the most retarded definition of Aryan I've seen, thank you leaf

I am 13% barbarian (Irish)

I still like you guys.

You should watch "As linhas de Wellington".

>Australian tabloid journalist who had no formal power over the small area of post-war Germany under Br*tish jurisdiction was a major policymaker

>wake up
>wh*te people still exist
>entire week ruined

>ex alcoholic
>uneducated
>manlet
>probably future chancellor of Germany

People like this will always exist

>he isn't mediterranean
lmaoing @ ur snowkangz

Lmao we're niggers

Y tho?

2 o these 5 are not

Most girls do look like this

hey man i didnt make the image
but ya moortugal and gypsies need to fuck off

Portuguese are just tanned Europeans.

>t. Angolan diaspora

Says the Frank

Remember this.

obviously made by a butthurt german, why would mediterraneans be angry about dresden

>obviously made by a butthurt german

Most likely.

Is it about the Peninsular War?

B-BUT WE ARE CELTS 0% OF FRANKISH BLOOD

The sky :DDD

Well it is the official definition, until a bunch of Germans massively over hyped ancient Iranian and ancient Indian societies and started claiming that they themselves are related to the ancients. (if anything, the closest living related individuals to those ancients are eastern europeans, some small parts of the west asian populations and the small minority of people in the indo-iranic regions who are not descended from the native dravidians.)

Germanic are all blond haired, Franks are Brown/Dark haired, therefore Frank aren't Germanic

>>Germanic are all blond haired, Franks are Brown/Dark haired
By that logic most of Germans are Franks.

Germans(aside from th Rhinelanders and some in Franconia) have no Frankish bloood

If they're dark haired it mean that they have racemixed and lost their original phenotype

>If they're dark haired it mean that they have racemixed and lost their original phenotype

DELETE!!!
I'M NOT A FRANK REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nice try

Accept the Truth :^)

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oh no, you got baited, now he'll sperg out and show that Franks weren't nordics

Implying it's just me who say it

>"But in the end with God's help the Christians had the victory. It is said that Northmen of a beauty and size of body never before seen among the Frankish people were killed in this battle."
>The Annals of Fulda, Page 95, Manchester University Press

And do pic related look Nordic to you ?

But you do realize that Germanic people and Roman people share quite the overlap in heritage and modern culture, don't you?

>It is said that Northmen of a beauty and size of body never before seen among the Frankish people were killed in this battle."
lmao, frankish manlets

The manlets kicked your lanklet asses

come at me bro

emigration is the only choice, we need to retreat to a sanctuary, breed pure blooded children and strike back in full force

>bomb United Kingdom
>bomb France
>bomb Poland
>bomb Yugoslavia
>bomb Greece
>bomb the Netherlands
>bomb Belgium
>bomb Luxembourg
>bomb Norway
>bomb Czechoslovakia
>bomb USSR
>Germans see nothing wrong with this

>Brits bomb Dresden
>germans eternally butthurt "muh atrocity! muh Eternal Anglo!"


Bomber Harris do it again

Wait I'm joining him.

>that image

Do you honestly think that would make a difference?

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Disgusting

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reminder

lol

>largest spanish mobilisation of the 18th century
ouch

kek more losses due to illness than spaintards

100% pure finngol-sami mix here, sorry.

meme map
is right

Only R1a Europeans are Aryans from Pontic Steppe

Fucking dirty bastards came here coughing.

>tfw so close to being latin yet so far

At least I have some Roman blood, and English is almost a Latin language right?

Anglos are Honorary Latins

>Roman blood

>inbred sheep shaggers who got their best wimminz abducted by snow niggers expecting to be welcomed in the European Club

We'll vouch for you, b.

Wow, rude