Cast her biopic

Cast her biopic

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I'm a virgin too!

We should fuck!

Rooney Mara

Slow down there cowboy -_-

>32 year old woman is a virgin

Probably has vagina dentata.

>"""Virgin"""
>Probably has had sex a couple of times but it "doesn't count" cause it only lasted a few seconds

>40 yo virgin female
What a hero. so brave. feminism. fantastic

>40 yo virgin male
LMAO HILARIOUS. funniest movie of the year

youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY

no she's mine!

Do you know my girlfriend?

...

I wanna fuck her out of curioisty, like, how would a 32 year old virgin would do it? has she seen porn? does she shave it sometimes or is full bush?

Fuck off nigger!

>"doesn't count" because it was anal

We all do m8

Ive heard this before and say this. If it counts in the doctors office, it counts

>I always imagined I would be married by 25 and have a brood of kids. Jesus said in the Gospel of Matthew to “make disciples,” and I thought it would be cool to take that verse literally and have 12 kids. I wanted enough kids to fill a baseball team, a hockey bench and a big house full of love.

she wanted the D so bad. she probably still does.

it's a shame she's only doing this because she's crazy and religious. it would be more interesting if she wasn't.

God what is it with women and their ability to live totally content with the lack of human interaction or love in any form. I mean how is that feminist or human in any way? It doesn't make sense.


I've never understood the people that do this and I've met many many women who basically just disappear and are fine with disappearing despite any attachments they've had.

I've never met a man that enjoys it, only women. I mean I've met many heartless and cruel men, but none that were content with being totally and completely alone like a woman has.

Post this on /r9k/ so we can better discuss baby.

I think I found where Maggie Gyllenhaal's 30s went.

It really wouldn't be that different than a virgin of any other age, short of a teenager. She'd have to be an idiot or intentionally sheltering herself to not know how sex works. Plenty of people also maintain their pubic hair without expecting sex.

youtube.com/watch?v=kB8tjaSN-2w

even virgins? lmao

Yes. Are you saying you'd just let your crotch balls and shaft grow into a mangled jungle if you weren't expecting sex?

well not a jungle exactly but i do like to let it grow sometimes even if im expecting sex

Look at her crazy fucking eyes.

They tell you everything you need to know about her.

In 30 years she'll be living in her own shit with all her cats.

I unironically love this

>tfw 27 year old virgin


Apart from the feminist part, this is the woman of my dreams. She's cute as hell.

I bet she touched and sucked few dicks.

Stop shilling your shitty video faggot

Yes, double standards exist. I'm sure you don't complain when there are advantages to being a dude versus a chick.

For example, you weren't such a beta faggot, you'd get praised for fucking all kinds of bitches instead of being a slut.

>God what is it with women and their ability to live totally content with the lack of human interaction or love in any form.
You're asking that on neet central?

i like the editing on this, good editing is unappreciated

>tfw you're a 26 year old virgin
>tried buying a hooker when I was 24
>nigger pimp comes through the door with a gun and robs me
>scared shitless about ever buying another whore

the poophole loophole

You call that living? I come on here every day and I still hate myself over it.

>Getting robbed by pimps

You're better off just talking to women at that point.

captcha - pimpinan ranting

Wait what the fuck? What's the "feminist dream"? I thought it was equality, how does being a virgin matter at all?

>over 17
>still a virgin
lmao

I thought it was just a porno set-up, but girls like that actually exist. I went to high school with one who was part of a hardcore Christian family. I'm sure they meant well, but what it turned out doing was just making it so she dated a guy for a full year and he exclusively fucked her up the ass the whole time.