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Best Christchurch is UK christchurch, just a tiny town in the middle of uk;pp

Hi erryone
You all good tonight? Any issues?

Couple months ago I told you I had a bust up with my bestie who was on p after he beat up his mum. Beat the shit out of each other and he started crying. He said he was gonna get clean. Find out today he back on that shit. Not surprised.

Do I cut him out of my life before he steals my stuff or stuck with him and try help him again?

middle of nowhere****

Keep punishing him for what he does man, shit its the only way to keep him from what he does by the sounds of it

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I desperately want this, but I can't afford it on my own right now, and can't pick it up from Auckland.
plz help ;w;

anyone here not a faggot?

Dunners reporting.

Hey dude, how is going?
All the issues every night, my dude. How close were you, how close are you now, and how many times have you helped him already? Most importantly, how are you handling the strain of helping him?
We already established that these are shit, remember? Besides, it's four times the price now
Nah bo

Why are IDs even gone?

It was only established that you're retarded and can't tell the difference between a personal and professional kit.

Settle down, champ. That wasn't me, I just read the thread last time you linked it and was trying to talk you out of spending two hunna you don't have on something I thought was shit.

Were pretty tight. Best mates since we were 8. He's a good guy, but family issues, his dad used to beat him then fucked off. His mums a real nice lady but he's just been a cunt to her for the last 3 years.

I've helped him, my parents have helped him lots. Place to stay when he needs it, picking him up in town when he's gotten in trouble. I dunno how to get someone off drugs though. Happy to talk with him if that helps but i dont think hes telling the truth anymore. Honestly feel he's gonna fuck up badly and be in prison soon. Won't have him around anymore because I know he will steal shit. Just don't trust him anymore.

So administer more beatings? I'm down.

Not a faggurt.

It's professional equipment going cheap.
Really, the only reason it's being sold is because some guy got paid to do a complete refurbishment and so the old equipment is being sold off.

Also, these machines are perfect for joint purchases, because the period for which they're useful to a specific person is much shorter than the lifetime of the machine.

I have never seen a hot maori woman.

Sorry to hear it, man. That sounds pretty fucked.
If it's reached the point where you can't trust him anymore he might need more help than you can give him, not to belittle what you've done. If it's the drugs that are munting him you could get him to a rehab place or something?

I couldn't root a maori. I've seen maybe one or two that looked half decent maybe 7/10. But knowing they've got a big fat dad, an ugly AF alcoholic mum and fucked up aggro brothers is enough to turn my dick off.

Gday im here early for once. Ranfurly reporting in by the way.

Yeah that's the go I think. I can't do shit really so this has gotta be sorted by other people. Either that or he's on the news for robbing a dairy.

Thanks for advice mate. I'll put a full stop to this for the evening

In other news my little sister got caught stealing chocolate from new world today. I thought that was hilarious.

Drunkoo checking in.

How deep does a grave have to be for a corpse not to bloat?

Any time, cob. Your sister sounds like a hard bastard, I hope she was at least stealing some half-decent chocolate kek

Nobody will notice the bloating if you put the dirt back in the hole afterward

More than ever, I am convinced that:

NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE

Auckland checking in, any femanon?

More than 3 feet. Also any less than that they break down real quick and animals can dig em up. Found that out today.

Nah she's a prissy thing. Never done anything bad in her life, cried her eyes out. Was only a milky bar. Fucking amateur.

thanks man

Anyone know how to sneak into Unipol gym in Dunedin?

West Auckland pastor preaches gay people should be shot.

Should I give this man a handshake?

It's still open, just walk the fuck inside

Has a maori chick ever placed for miss universe?

Yeah but do you need to show ID? I used to go to the old one a few years back, and they were super anal on showing student ID.
>thanks for reply btw

they still super anal fucktards

No, but they make Miss Winz every year

My best guess is you'll need to either have a student ID or be with someone who has one. It is late as fuck, you might get lucky and just waltz in for all I know
>you're welcome?

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Damn, fucking cunts. I bet the scene is gay as hell there now too, cross-fit etc.
The old Unipol was awesome back in the day if anyone here remembers

Chur bro. I'm not there right.now, going to Dunedin for 2 weeks at start September for a sparky apprentice block course

Cut him off bro, it not worth the hassle, if he gets clean and sorts his life out then maybe help him, at the moment he only gives a shit about getting his fix. Rock bottom. Been there done that.

Restore your honour and his dignity by murdering him

Hey bro I am from the P capital, Levin. I can tell you a thing or two about crackheads.

He is either going to clean up his act, or he is past the point of no return. You will know which, be honest with yourself.

He may just need a stern word or a hiding. But often people have no self control, and if he has been living that lifestyle for a few years he will likely not stop.

Nail down all your shit, change your locks, etc etc cannot be underestimated.

The only thing you can do is remove the supply of meth and legalize dope for them to recover on. Easier said than done when half the meth trade is either snitching to or cuzzies with the cops.

hot wellyy bitch

Yeah I'm thinking this. I'm not a charity and besides have no skills for dealing with this crap. Can just think a few months from now he will be no better and I'll just be angry for wasting my time and energy.

Hunting accident you mean? Rifle or have him lose his footing and fall down some scree?

fffd

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Excellent advise. Thanks for taking the time to reply. Some valuable shit in there that I've never even considered.
Imma go have to think for a bit now

Any nudes?

Oh yeah and there are hot Maoris out there.

I have met two that were from Dunedin. Both were beautiful and had green eyes. Got the chance to nut all over one, but only once unfortunately.

Also the blue eye white Maoris with black hair are pretty good looking too.

North island Maoris are hori asf for the most part.

who you cunts voting for?

i wish

Nzf.

Aussie said today they would not work with a labor nz gubbmint.

They are worried about Chinese influence in the labor party.

Notice how university's are liberal and socialist SJW's these days? That's the chinese pressure that started in the 80's.

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Does she take MTA vouchers for a hand-job?

What is the maori unemployment rate?

90%

12.2% which is more than double the national average of 5.8%.

Chinese pressure started in the 80's? lol.

More like you had semi-commies running your country in the 80's. lulz

Do maoris get special subsidised education, healthcare and housing benefits like abos in Australia?

Employers in Australia get incentives if they hire an abo. Are there incentives to hire maoris?

Fuck yes. Depending on the tribe some get waaaay more. Dividend pay out for fisheries. University fees paid in full. Grants to set up businesses. You name it, they can probably get it. Fat lot of good it does.

No shit, that's what I'm talking about.

Then the other shoe is the former farmers party, National. Currently behest to globalist merchant bankers.

Need sum nzf nationalism and to look out for our own interest rather than please other cunts.

It's only 20% of Maoris who get this system. The other 80% are as broke as the rest of us, likely more broke.

Who /sadandlonely/ here?

I thought this was our congregation?

You said "Chinese pressure". Chinese pressure had nothing to do with it in the 80's. That was pure on left wing Anglo style faggotry.

my brother shot himself today

Maori women have ugly feet.

>Then the other shoe is the former farmers party, National. Currently behest to globalist merchant bankers.
>Need sum nzf nationalism and to look out for our own interest rather than please other cunts.

You live on an island country in the middle of nowhere with like only 4.6 million people. For you, "anti-globalism" = enjoy fucking sheep for a decade

FUCKING DAVID HERE SIGNING IN.

who's david?

I hate pink floyd.

I wish our military had a backbone and did what Spain or right-wing south america did to their commies in the 80s.

I would invest in helicopter tourism.

fuck you haemorrhoid cream

Sheep are always here. Good economic conditions are not.

Try formulate an argument and explain it next time.

Checked

Jacinda is a dumb bitch who would destroy what's left of the picked carcass of a job market.

She is a nice woman who means well. Does not make her an expert on fiscal responsibility or international relations. She would get eaten alive negotiating with a chinaman.

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invest in my porn strip club. it's where guys come to get circumcised by me (professional penile slicing precision qualified expert). The thing is they don't knwo they are coming in for that and thus we Jews take over the cut up world. if i could take 50% off more of my dick i would.

People from Dunedin, are you drinking the contaminated water?

Fucking Dunedin so cheap it cant even keep its water clean.

the weirdest comment of the day..

Go go Gareth!

David Davidson here.

Just bought a new Harley Davidson today. Need it to courier P around to my homies.

Feeling lonely, can sumone text me? 02108309453

Black accomplishments

asl

Anyone from........ Whangarei????

How's those 46 National signs that were fucked up?

The number belongs to some chick with a kid who's probably never seen Sup Forums in her life, save your breath

i fucked her son too

27. F. Whangarei BP at riverside

asl

BP (Bitch probability)

Yeah funny that. Municipal councils have great big projects but can't take care of basic infrastructure.

Council debt is huge. Every man woman and child owes about 7 grand in my town.

Short nz municipal bonds. The IMF will have to bail us out and we will lose taxing sovereignty, and Parliament will be on the hook to change laws to keep getting dripfed bailouts.

18/f/cali u? xo

Meh, Hastings and Havelock north did it first.

invers

BP as in British Petroleum?? Ever heard of that petrol station?

Hey I've seen you in these threads b4. How's it going femanon.

18/f/cali xo

Um yeah OK, bit bored and cold atm.

So, how often do you do the nz thread? Never seen it, thought it was just Americans on b

every night

BTW, just because I have a kid doesn't mean I'm unsexy and clueless

Maybe just once or twice a fortnight. Or three nights in a row if im drunk and having women problems. I'm truck guy, fourth post itt.

So how's life going? What's your situation? Single?