Ask someone that spent the last eight years in the pen anything

Ask someone that spent the last eight years in the pen anything

What were you in for?

why do you call it "the pen"? are you a tommy?

Did you finally get laid?

What that prison dick taste like?

How long did you cry?

Better not be your gun. Owning a firearm as a felon is illegal pal.

were you in solitary at all?

What was your jail boyfriends name?

are you surprised at how gay Sup Forums is now?

Can you ever wash out the taste of semen from your mouth?

Be honest, your rape was consentual

Was anything shoved in your butthole?

How many stds do you have?

Was OP a faggot before or after the first shower?

How long does it take to reply?

Easy to get drugs in there?
Any corrupt guards?
How hard/easy is fish line notes? Writw in code?

How was the ink?

Fountain or ball point?

Nobody thinks sucking dick for top ramen noodles is cool, go away

Every time there is an AMA of anything related to prison/jail, the fag questions flow in.

Alright well I don't know how to quote people, I'm pretty new here, but I got done for b&e's, theft of a vehicle, unlawful possession of a firearm, and possession of an illegal narcotic, I was never raped in prison, that's a pretty common question tho, if you mind your own business, be respectful but still don't take shit, you'll have it alright in there, not exactly heaven but it's three hots and cot, don't cause shit and you'll be fine, and yeah drugs were pretty easy to get in there, probably easier than the real world to be honest, a lot of dirty guards too

Are you a nigger?

What would you have to trade for drugs?

Any crazy stories?

What do dirty guards do? Traffic drugs/turn a blind eye?

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If you could go back in time to when you were going to court and what not, do you think you could do better and get a better plea deal?

how much dick did you take?

Did you rape anyone in prison?

See anyone get stabbed? Lol

i have been to jail. the real meta in there is just doing time lol. playing cards, eating, working out, etc. haven't been to prison, but it has to be worse. ppl doing life have nothing to lose so chances of being gang raped is pretty good

Nah man 100% caucasian from the mountains of Caucasus
Pretty much whatever they want, usually that is sneaking shit in for us though, trying to make a bit extra on the side
Sweet, thanks man, think I'm getting the hang of it
Yeah man definitely, my dumbass teenage self didn't take the plea deal, but I try not to think about it, if I could turn back time I'd have done a lot of things differently

how count to 3 without saying tree or free ? what the meaning of life ? why im geting aroused thinking about stalin ?

Yeah man it does happen, it just never happened to me

What was the plea deal?

You see/hear about any crazy/fucked up/plain stupid shit while serving?

OP you gotta reply faster than this yo keep our interest.
FAGGOT!

>Do you think the prison reform agenda works?
>How did you feel the first week in jail?
>How long did it take to get fall in with the other guys?
>how many fights did you have, I know you must have had at least one.