ITT Funniest Simpsons jokes

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"al gore somebody bought your book"

I bet when you hear Celebrate song you say in your al gore monotone "I will"

>me to

>"I don't agree with his Bart-killing policy... but I do agree with his Selma-killing policy"

>Sideshow putting potential murders in his list of campaign promises
>Homer actually voting to have his own son killed

Remember when Simpsons gags had fucking layers and could make you laugh for different reasons

>DIE BART DIE

No one who speaks German could be an evil man

>it's an erotic fantasy! I imagine I'm the janitor... And you imagine your the janitors wife, who has to live with me in the utility room!

>You liked rashomon!
>That's not how I remember it...

>Up yours, children!

Oh, you mean THE BART THE.

But isn't that what the voters do all the time?
>'Cor Blimey! the Simpsons have on-point satire of politics that's relevant years later?

One of my favs.

>Don't say revenge... don't say reveng
>Uhhh Revenge
>That's it I'm out of here (footsteps, door slamming)

NOW AS IF THE NOTION OF HOMER'S BRAIN WALKING OUT THE DOOR WASN'T FUNNY ENOUGH!! PIC RELATED.

LE GRILL? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?

fuckkkkkkk

>>You liked rashomon!
>>That's not how I remember it...

Easily one of my favorites.

Not particulary deep but the entire run with the swear jar is great. The animation, delivery and sound effects are flawless.

>fiddle di dee, that will require a tetnus shot

i literally just watched that ep.

Well, a man that speaks German couldn't possibly be evil.

Never seen the old stuff. Started watching on season 12

Don't bother the animation is crude and ugly

>I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?

lmao

>IT'S A PORNOGRAPHY STORE
>I WAS BUYING PORNOGRAPHY

As much as I love that line, it's quoted too much.

>follow the....good good
*tortoise*
>AWWWWWWWWWWW

In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

will never not be amazing

>this thread

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>Acme Grease and Shovel Co.

>The Soviet version of Itchy and Scratchy: Worker and Parasite
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>Principal Skinner's Vietnam flashbacks:
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>Ned Flanders? May god have mercy on us all.
>In the den? May god have mercy on us all.

>We've tried nothin' and we're all out of ideas.

>Oh man, Ned spilt ink all over my poems.

zzzzzzap!

>we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas
easily the best quote

ALL HAIL THE ROD

One of the rare quotable lines from the newer seasons.

PTSD skinner... perfect.
Why is such a tortured soul running a Elementary School? Even the premise is hilarious!

>Aww... they were just about to show some close ups of the rod

What is it with Springfield and praising inanimate objects
>Don't thank me, thank: THE KNIFE!

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>I'M A CHICKEN MARGE

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Its an inanimate carbon rod!

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>But I don't want to

"We have another jumper on the roof of TGI McScratchy's, we need more bort license plates in the gift shop.
Repeat, we are sold out of bort license plates"

Is this the le 90's nostalgia reddit thread?

Whats her problem?

do you not like jokes from some of the best tv writers of all time?

Of course I do.

This thread is just cancer.

This is probably one of my favorite episodes, but it never seems to get as much attention.

You're his father. The drunken gambler?!

Yes, and who might you be?

As a proud Redditor with over 50,000 link karma and 25,000 comment karma let me assure you that there is no "funniest" Simpsons joke.

Simply the Simpsons is a comfy blanket of jokes that you wrap around yourself when feeling blue and it cheers you up!

No! Not in my mouth!..iiiiis what that kid would say. To the bluffs!

Skinner and Vietnam - GOAT!

oh i see

anyone got good combined simpsons memes

to anyone who still doubts me as to whether or not this thread is cancer and/or reddit

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cheer up grumpy

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i never understood this meme
what's the big deal with this scene?

it's funny

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>He bet our life savings on a single hand

>19
Hit me
>20
Hit me
>21
Hit me

>DENTAL PLAN
>Lisa has to get braces
>DENTAL PLAN
>Lisa has to get braces
>DENTAL PLAN
>Lisa has to get braces

then leave you dumbfuck

It's "Lisa needs braces," but I expect you knew that and posted for the (((You)))s.

it's kind of a parody of 50s sitcoms where there's a dinner party for the boss who's about to hand out the BIG PROMOTION and skinner wants everything to go right but it doesn't at all and wacky antics ensue and he gets fired or something

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I love his close-up face when he's saying it too

>lenny: we did it, and it's all thanks to teamwork
>carl: yeah, my teamwork

>lenny: there's nothing like revenge for getting back at people
>carl: i don't know, vengeance is pretty good

two of my favourite lines from the simpsons and they're both from the same minor characters

Linguo dead?

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Good zombie-simpsons segments? This is one of the last times I laughed while watching the Simpsons.

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Nobody ever quotes the best part, when it pans back to his brain and goes
>heh heh heh, I woulda never thought of that

I'm retarded, it took me ten seconds to understand they shopped the aussies on burns and homer.

underrated

When homer tells the story of how one of the kids was born (I think Bart) and it's showing how homer and Margie ended up consummating, and it cuts to homer with the kids acting out the sperm swimming

The joke here is that the USAF killed a bunch of friendlies in Desert storm. Bad intel and 'malfunctioning' targeting systems caused them to drop a ton of fucking bombs on British and US troops. The USAF killed more Americans than the Iraqis did.

this was one of my top moments.

this.

and might I add, best Simpsons character ever!

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It's like the classic "you can run but you can't glide" line and it cuts to homer IRL and he's just chanting "U.S.A U.S.A"

Way to kill a thread buddy.

>Joey JoJo Jr Shabadoo

How the fuck does this have anything to do with reddit?

Carl and lenny are also gay right?

That's the worst name I ever heard

It's exactly like Frasier

that shit just makes me giggle with delight

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I like to think it was an extreme case of bromance.

Also, pic related is god tier too.

>Mom, is Dad going to kill us?

>We're just gonna have to wait and see.

what's weird is that I haven't seen that episode in years, don't even remember where the joke comes from, but I still remember his laugh in that pic

"...but I just couldn't get the spices quite right"
Amazing monologue

>you will never have the same kind of friendship as carl and lenny

I think it was his fantasy of what he would do if he won the lottery:
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I actually have.
Me and my best friend often say that we should become faggots and be a couple.
No homo.

If you were 17 we'd be rich

But noooo, you had to be 10

have you ever made a monument of your friend?

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Good things require time.

love the angle of the shot as Homer's pointing accusingly in Bart's face

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His lie is literally impossible.

too bad they didn't insert brockman winning, it's hilarious