Hello, I'm a news reporter at CNN; I'm wanting to write up an article in regards to the culture of Sup Forums.org. I was hoping some of you may be able to help me by answering these general questions.
> Gender
> Age
> What brought you to Sup Forums
> Why you continue to browse Sup Forums
Thank you very much for your time. If I get enough responses from this thread; than you should expect to see an article by mid Thursday.
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Gender: apache attack helicopter
Age: physically 23, mentally 4,712
Came for the fine ass bitches
Stayed for the fine ass bitches with penises
Fake and gay
Pineapple iz punk, green day belongs on pizza, trap sex iz gay sex....
>> Gender
Logboi
>> Age
Sixxty-sixx y/o
>> What brought you to Sup Forums
Andy Sixx's steamy logs of shit
>> Why you continue to browse Sup Forums
Andy Sixx's steamy logs of shit
Prove it first faggot
Gender: Orange
Age: turning 2 next week
What brought me here: banana
What keeps me here: banana
Hello, I'm a 98 year old transgender and transracial black woman. I browse Sup Forums for the simple comfort of free speech, Hallelujah!
Poop mouth anus lunch shit food
allahu Akbar!
I identify as a roflcopter
I'm 8 years old
The copious drugs and nazi ideology brought me here
The dragon dildo I nailed to my chair that tweets out antifeminist statements each thrust is keeping me from leaving.
Underage b& modss
>filename
>LOGo
>genderfluid wolfkin
>3 epochs
>finding and insulting alt-rightists and cisgenders
>they're still not offended
Enjoy your ban underage fag
gender: i identify as a lord of darkness
age: unkown
what brought me here: clan was salain by ninjas. only survivor
what keeps me here: sense of duty to defend Sup Forums from rampant faggotry
Hallelujah!
lol
helicopter
200 of your mortal years
to fap!
Good catch logboi rolling for cream
> There is only one gender, biatch
Skid marks my throat Andy
is okay, I'm transagist and identify as legal jailbait.
Gender - Nigger Faggot
Age - Nigger Faggot
Nigger Faggot Nigger Faggot - Nigger Faggot
Nigger Faggot Nigger Fggot - Nigger Faggot's
Dubs logged
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>> Gender: Depends on what I am larping
>> Age: 18 , but younger
>> What brought you to Sup Forums: To mock alt-right morons and laugh at their larping and false flags
>> Why you continue to browse Sup Forums: It is hilarious to watch white boys get triggered at their alt-right movement dying
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Poop
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Did you just assume that I believe in the purely human psychological concept of gender?
Did you just assume that I believe in the purely human construct of time and it's relevancy to behavior and personality?
Did you assume I came to Sup Forums for any specific purpose
Did you assume I am going to stay o this offensive scummy site run by cisgendered neck bearded faggots who beat off to traps, banana memes and their sisters?
10/10 kill yourself
Only pure gold in this thread.
If this guy is realy from cnn he got his answer and everything else he needs right here.
fake news
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> Gender
traffic light
> Age
149
> What brought you to Sup Forums
they built me here
> Why you continue to browse Sup Forums
i can't go away, i'm a traffic light
>fluid
>physically 18,mentally 81
>patriarchy
>I make trap and cuck threads
So hot
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I identify as fake news (we have common ground)
I'm 10^7 years old
Dank memes
To watch the world burn
>I'm wanting to write up an article in regards to
If you're going to bait, at least use proper English.
>Gender
Yes
>Age
As old as the universe since nothing can be destroyed or created.
>What brought you to Sup Forums
Pussy
>Why you continue to browse Sup Forums
Dicks
can't spell; can't write; fake news
There's a 99% chance this is fake and gay but on the off chance it isn't I sure hope you don't expect a single piece of usable data from this
>Gender
Faggot
>Age
Secret ;)
>What brought you to Sup Forums
ur mum HA
>Why you continue to browse Sup Forums
Fake news
DON'T NO ONE CAN STOP THE TRUMP TRAIN !!
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>CNN
what's this? According to your picture, it seems it's some weird plumber fetish thing.
>gender
ALPHA AS SHIT
>age
old enough to get your mom screaming for more of my massive dick
>what brought you to Sup Forums
nudes of your mom
>why do you continue to browse Sup Forums
posting vids of me cucking your beta faggot excuse of a father
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>> Gender
traps
>> Age
are
>> What brought you to Sup Forums
gay
>> Why you continue to browse Sup Forums
faggot
sage
Gender - I identify as a CNN
Age - yes
What brought me here - webms of girls sucking horse dick
what keeps me here - im autistic
1) Eat
2) A
3) Dick
4) Faggot
So you can spread lies and twist the story to suit your own agenda?
Neck yourself faggot.
Can you send me the nudes of some young interns?
I'm looking for more prey.
fake news go to leddit they'll kiss your ass there
>>>/reddit/
Stories and information here are autistic works of fiction, only a fool or faggot (you) would take anything here as truth.
>Girl
>I identify as 12 years old. Sadly this society is prejudiced age-phobic scum that doesn't accept me for how I really feel.
>Dick pics
>Dick pics
Gender: 0010110101
Age: 12 parsecs
What brought me here: fellowship with others that sexually identify as gyrocopters.
Why do I keep coming back: for the lulz of course.
> Gender
Male
> Age
21
> What brought you to Sup Forums?
Somebody told me the people here are very funny and I wanted to find out. So whoooop I typed in "Sup Forums" into the search bar and there I saw it for the first time. I was a bit overwhelmed by the number of boards and didn't know exactly what to do. But lucky for my stupidnes I found helpful companions on this internet websites. Moms didn't help LOL. I saw some pictures of a funny banana but also some really mean A*****. Then I stumbled on your thread. So I guess I am kinda new myslef xD
> Why you continue to browse Sup Forums
It's a fun website and I wanna have a hella good time with the people here! ;)
I really really really look forward to the article bud!
Gender: male
Age: turning 26 soon
I like the memes, the poor taste jokes, the anime talk, & video gaming chat. These are the things I keep coming for mor. The Random posts keep me in a Shocking and Disturbed mode when I visit there, but I support a forum for it.
Gake and fay
>write up
>than you should
Why not i'll bite
> Gender
F
> Age
24
> What brought you to Sup Forums
Sense of humor
> Why you continue to browse Sup Forums
I need some sort of joy in my life
First off, I hope you die.
Secondly, good luck trying to write up the culture of a multi-national anonymous board without sounding like a dumb ass.
I'm taking a dump if you want brown pills dm me.
Checked
pls be gf
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Does anyone actually remember what "brought them" to Sup Forums? I just remember...I think I found 4gifs first and I probably saw a watermark...how I found 4gifs I'll never know
Penis butter
18
female
Sup Forums for computer shit
now i also come to Sup Forums for shits and giggles, and fluffy threads
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OP IS A NIGGER
Trips of truth, tits n timestamp or gtfo
Mutilators are jelly
I'm actually starting to admire this guys dedication
Found a new cologne for you user.
gender:male
age:17
my gf brought here
just Sup Forums
please no
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Bait but don't care
Gender: Male
Age 19
Classmate kept talking about. I got borred. Saw some funny stories of Sup Forums kept coming back
Kek, accurate depiction of Sup Forumstards
Underage b&
gender: how dare you ask
age: 7 moons
reason for coming to Sup Forums: so many girls that need white knighting on here
reason for staying: to fight homobia against faggots and racism against niggers
Fpbp
>I'm a news reporter at CNN
Corporate News Network. Has CNN ever been anything other than a fucking joke?
> Male
> 17
> Interested what it was all about. I heard a lot of stories, like how they tracked down Shia Labeouf, etc. Also, what's the result of a completely anonymous system, where anyone can say what they want with no consequence.
> To my surprise, most people are extremely honest here. It makes sense, because why would you not be? It doesn't matter what you say. Also, curious when anything interesting comes up.
>CNN
>News reporter
i didnt know this was a ylyl
>Classmate kept talking about. I got borred.
>borred
You should...you should pay attention in class instead of talking.
mARBLECAKE ALSO THE GAME
>parsecs
>unit of distance
Fuck you retard.
> Gender
Wojak
> Age
the average amount a fidget spinner spins per spin.
> What brought you to Sup Forums
memes.
> Why you continue to browse Sup Forums
why are you baiting people?
>are you assuming i have a gender?
Gender- same as yours
Age- 2 years younger than you
I'm at 4 chan for the same reason you are, to troll unsuspecting knobs.
I'll stop prowling Sup Forums as soon as you leave.
eat shit and die