Tell me your darkest deepest secrets Sup Forums

Tell me your darkest deepest secrets Sup Forums

I was your rapist

not rape if it feels good

I was your rapist

what source is that gif from?

its making me sad knowing i havnet touched a girl in like two years
fuck user..

I fuck myself in the ass with my wife's dildos and vibrators when she isn't home. I do this very regularly...

I'm so jealous of my ex and her new boyfriend that I work to sabotage their relationship instead of moving on

My girlfriend of two years left me and was with her ex for a few months but I made a plan and fabricated hundreds of images of him texting other girls and sending nudes and talking sexually to them and over a period of weeks I planted the first seed of doubt in her mind she originally thought it was her ex (me) trying to break them up but over teh weeks the dozens of fake accounts started messaging her to "wonder what's going on because he talks about you alot and I just want to make sure he's loyal" with dozens of Photoshoped screenshots of him "cheating" she broke up with him we started talking again and we eventually got back together and are in love he killed himself a month later

Believed it until the killed himself part

Wanna see some of the Photoshoped images I made to add a little proof to the story?

Sure.

I'm caught in an extensive psychotic episode where everyone I know is actively trying to ruin my life along with myself
My whole brain is also twenty degrees of fucked and I can't communicate with anyone properly without my face twisting up into an gnarly asshole
Literally
This literally fucking happens and all I hear are howls of grueling laughter erupt from every angle of my skull

I am a well respected kindergarten teacher during the day.

I am furiously masturbating to hardcore cp at night.

I could never get a hard on from my little girls that I work with since I am so invested in there personality and there future. It does however happen that I get a little hard when the little older onces insists on sitting in my lap and grinds around, but what can you do.

Nameless, unknown girls found on the wast onion sea are however a delight for me little dick. I however feel really guilty afterwards.

I should stick to loli...

You should meet me at the Canterbury police station unarmed so we can talk about illegal child pornography.

...

Me and my mother struggle financially and she's always trying to bear all the weight.

I insisted that I'm doing art commissions and that's how I've been getting some money for us, but that's a lie. I've just been sellin myself off

We should meet up in person and talk about illegal activity we both have done on the deepweb.

Please be my friend

hey nothing wrong with some ass rent.

That is a bit to far away for me sorry. And I got to go to work tommorow morning.

I hope more teens like her keep pushing it. What a stupid law

When I was raped I came

I doubt that.

I use to be in your situation freshman year, I'm with you Sup Forumsro.

holy fuck that face

I was to in my late teens early 20's user soldier on through. It means they are scared of something you know work through it man

I had once had sex with my cousin

My cousin is a male

Here comes the Party Van.

I'm famous and rich

nice copy pasta Sup Forumsro

I'm poor and unknown, who's happier? Me, it's me.

fuck off

Well..I'm dating with 3-4 girls, one believes I work for the government in the intelligence department (I'm not american) the other two believe I work as a sysadmin on some financial business, the truth is I'm a courier for some small time lab and I have no degree on anything and I did not finish high school. Also I'm 30yo.
I feel totally miserable and the worst part is I don't know why I lie the way I do nor the direction I want for my own life. Also I feel I'm too smart for my own good in such a way that I end up sabotaging myself, today I re-read the poem Ozymandias and that's exactly how I feel right now.

It's a secret, don't know if its dark but I feel alone in the dark on the inside.

why the fuck did I just laugh at this harder than anything I have ever seen in a ylyl thread?

So your secret is that you are a butt?

I've masturbated to so much shit that only weird shit turns me on. As in against the grain. As in i won't jerk off to brazzers shit but I will jerk off to incest amateur shit. Not this step bullshit I want rape. Regular rape doesn't cut it anymore, started fapping to gay shit because boredom made it hot. Also yeah traps are gay and thanks to them my search history is full of dudes fucking. It's not even traps anymore I just need one to be soft or feminine. I can't fap to actual foot porn but I now check out women's feet.

I would never plow a kid who hasn't hit puberty but if I could get away with fucking a girl who already had her period I would.

>Are white people bad?

>Why do fatties turn you on?

>Tell me your darkest deepest secrets Sup Forums

>*blocks your path*

>what's the point of life ?

fuck off g hannelius guy

off yourself you boring cunt. a decade of posting shite like this

drink bleach

I regularly cum in my spouse's beauty products and sauces/condiments.

I make about a large sum of money a year arranging the transportation of drugs, stolen goods, and people through the Mexican border.

I'm married and have been falling for my friend's fiance. We constantly make each other laugh and share all of the same interests and personality traits and initiative and she's so fucking cute.
I've never felt so much like an indecisive little bitch in my life

How do you feel about your wife?

Why are you lying to random people on the Internet user

If you have any common decency or if your friend means anything to you, you wouldn't tread there. Don't be an opportunist user.

I somehow managed to accidentally create a cult in MO. I dont know how I did it...stay away from any daycares that has two words that starts with an S if you live there stay away, I feel awful

why not get her to do it when she is home? feelsgoodman

Yeah I suppose

No they are trying to fuck with my head so I become something irrepably terrible just so they can laugh and have a perpetual monstrosity to fuck with and goad, all the while saying you deserve it you deserve it you deserve it you deserve it, etc.
They aren't even remotely scared of me

I knew that a girl was going to be gang raped, but didn't tell anyone.

She has the benefit of a much larger history with me, but it's like the longer we've been together, the more she's just shown less and less drive while my drive has only increased. The fiance is also a go getter, making her all that more impressive.
It makes the shit that much more frustrating because if it were just a bored lusty marriage boner, I could shake that shit off, but this bitch had to go and be interesting.

i was your rapist

Anyone have sauce by the way?

Tried brainwashing and suicide engorgement, they think I forgot from all the stress and vial they pushed into my life

Oh, I'm never treading that area. Fuck that. This will forever be an ulcer inducing internal struggle.

...

More to the story?

I recently had my first MMF theeesome and my friend fucked my girlfriend harder than I ever have. It's kind of embarrassing

i've got the same problem with my neighbor, I just call her out as a lying gas lighting junky whore, all because I took the internet away from her. Why are they fucking with your head?

Im blackmailing my friend's daughter

She has to do whatever I say or I'll show the videos of her shooting meth, text messages, her 'secret' arrest charges and the few times she turned tricks (i have the craigslist emails) to her daughter's father and he'll take full custody.

On top of that she'll go to jail for awhile because she has to remain clean or the charges will be brought back against her.


So, I use her sorry ass and make her do the most depraved shit. It's the time of my life and my balls have never been so empty.

Dude, I know exactly how you feel with that first part. Going through exactly that. On the rare occasion I do get laid she lazy, selfish, and uninspired. It's like fucking a corpse.

are you a male?

Dude MORE. I wanna fucking interview you on that shit, lol.

that is pretty funny

I'd just extort money from her once a month, might slip up if you ask for to much

This is not the first time I've done this, I guess is the bigger dark secret.

I like exploiting women until I get bored and then throw them to the wolves

speaking from experience

Yes

It's so absurd that I didn't consider the possibility of that happening.
I had no idea he was so hung. My gf and I still haven't discussed it

Penance, probably, every one of them is eager to watch me suffer for being a miserable, spite-driven pile of shit to virtually everyone my entire life

>there personality
>there future
Well, I hope you're not teaching them grammar.

I thought that too, but she's a mega sub. Was abused a lot as a child, then raped a few times at college. She is easily manipulated and pressed into anything.

She has no money to give, either. It's been going on about six months. If it wasn't a sure fire way to get me in trouble, I'd film some of it.

Me and a friend fucked his GF. I think it was cool. was afraid it was going to be a little gay but it felt more like a team effort.

More?

I have hpv and I give it to everyone and I don't give a single fuck

That is one of the only things keeping me together at this point. It's strangely relieving that everyone is basically some sort of internally struggling asshole or lazy piece of garbage.

I wear your underwear while you sleep

I did this with 2 girls for years. With ocasional girlfriends on the side. Of course they weren't aware of each other.

After 4 years I was finally able to break up with with them, found a stable relationship and began my life from scratch. Best decision ever.

Lots of energy, better jobs, better friends. That behaviour was holding me back.

I hope you can end that crappy cycle user.

I made the mistake of getting over excited and blowing my load wayyyyy early. So I was pretty much just watching him do his thing

Idk but I want to shed some tears

Ask away!

>I had no idea he was so hung.
You havent discuss his monstrously huge dick or threesome

Agreed. I'm torn about it tbh. On one hand, I fucking hate how okay she is with a near sexless relationship, it's like she has no energy left for passion anymore, and yet goes day to day totally content and happy. The other part of me feels so guilty for feeling that way, everything else in our relationship is so great, it's literally the only thing missing. I can tell she loves me deeply, but just doesn't have the libido or interest hardly ever.

I've actually gotten so confused and depressed about it I've developed weird fetishes.

I have affairs , i love my best friend more then the woman im married too , i hate having kids even tho i do love my son ... I wish i could end it all some days. Ive tried to get over the fact ive fucked up but then i end up doing something more fucked up. Im slowly losing my grip on my life and i feel like im spiralling down wards further each day

Is this supposed to be something in particular?

You the MVP user

you are doing right

I'm really not. She's now a man-hating lesbian with debilitating PTSD.

try speaking up for yourself user it'll only fester if you ignore this torture

Hey, I have no experience in the matter whatsoever - I'm way younger than you too I'm sure. But I did love a friend of mine while I was with my exgf - whenever I saw that friend it all came back.

Cut her out of your life, make something up so you won't ever see her again. And invest in your wife, make her the center of your attention. I'm sure you can come back from this.

Making a girl happy is gods greatest gift.

I get the weird fetishes part, which, hey, it's 2017, might as well learn more about myself I s'pose,
but god damn, after a while, you get sick of just being content because content might as well just be a happy level of complacent. A lacking sex drive starts to bleed over and make for boring people. I'm too young to be this fucking bored.

Every time a married friend of mine visits me we spend hours cuddling and kissing, just not on the mouth. Wen want each other so bad...

i dont have any because im perfect, tbh i fucked a dog when i was i kid. It felt good at first, then i felt horribly, then i stop giving a fuck about it and never did again

I'm politically apathetic. Everyone thinks I'm on their enemy's side.

All I want is decent, gainful employment; occasional vacations; home ownership, investments and retirement savings; to support my ailing wife and our brilliant kids...

Is it too much to ask for peace and some quiet to do this? If the crazies want a civil/race war then they can do it someplace else. I'll be home, eating pizza, watching a Disney classic with the family and administering medications.

I need sauce

I actually get good boy points
I'm an adult
I sometimes want to use them for food but then always end up using them to buy vidya
I'm pathetic

I might have sucked a doggy dick. Though I can't be sure, could have been a childhood fantasy.

I popped a blue so I could keep going as long as I needed.. He came first like you, but we managed to get two rounds inn.

Take a nap.

>Tell me your darkest deepest secrets Sup Forums
My deepest secret is 9 y/o

i jack off and cum into the lotion bottle of the hot receptionist at work when i work late and no one is there. then i watch her squirt lotion into her hands as i walk through the office during the day and get hard seeing it.

i take my wife's dirty, used panties and sniff them hard and deep as i jack off when shes not home. i even lick the dry crusty pussy discharge which makes me super hot

i like to blow my load into my own mouth while wearing my panties thongs.

my wife doesnt like my cum in her mouth, so i jerk off and cum into the ranch bottle when she isnt home.

i have frozen my own cum in ice cube trays and sucked on one while beating off.

i enjoy using my wife's butt plugs when she isnt home

i fucked 3 escorts
2 of them i fell in love with and never saw again because they retired

I gave a guy I met online everything I have of my girlfriend

oldest trick in the book