MFW my dick wasn't mutilated as a child, by a Jew

>MFW my dick wasn't mutilated as a child, by a Jew

Feelsgoodman!

Women like circumcised dick better

Mine wasn't neither. It was mutilated by a Catholic priest

nice try jew boy. nobody cares about what woman likes. a non cut dick makes sex feel better for the man, and that is all that matters. CUCK!

Mine was mutilated by a professional doctor for medical reasons
It's a good conversation starter.
>feelsgoodman.jpg

You watch too much porn, lmao.

didn't help with your autism I gguess..

When I was a baby, my mother and my father decided it was a popular cultural action to take to remove the foreskin of a new born baby. So they strapped me at the age of 24 hours to a board like the one attached and a doctor used a sharp scalpel to medically remove the loose skin around the head of my penis. There was no Jews involved it was just common practice in Australia in the 1970's

I don't have Autism, you little mutilated cock virgin.

>MFW my dick doesn't look repulsive since I'm circumcised

Feelsgoodman!

Jew.

Yeah dude, chicks dig scars lmao!

Truth. Uncut dicks fucking look gross

>tfw amerifat with unjewed cock
>tfw you can hold your foreskin closed while peeing and release a giant piss-splosion everywhere
>mfw cutfags will never experience this

Actually I was raised a protestant and then a catholic and then I became an agnostic but now I'm an athiest.

>tfw american 10/10's wont touch your penis because the formality for a good looking dick is cut

feels bad man, ask any girl there and its a cut dick thats prettier and i agree

Your cock has been mutilated, you are either a muslim or a jew. Either way, you are a criminal.

>10/10
>american
pick one faggot

Haha xD! Nice

Well to be honest, I am a professional and I married a professional, I live in a 170 year old house, that faces onto a grassed park. I work on multi-million dollar projects and I have two perfect kids. I don;t have to worry about money because I earn enough. I enjoy life and quite regularly my wife takes my circumcised cock into her pussy and we fuck like rabbits until I blow my load inside her. Sometimes she likes to suck my hard cock because the with the skin rolled back she can rub her tongue up and down my shiny smooth helmet head of my penis. And she says she likes it. She says she also likes that it doesn;t smell because its easy to clean without all of that extra skin hanging there to build up moisture and bacteria. I like my life dude.

Get a load of this insecure, mutilated cock.

>my wife says that she likes my dick because it doesn't smell

Hahahahahahaha

Still have a better life than and cock doesn;t look like a tied balloon.

You have a better life?

Dude, you're on Sup Forums talking about how your foreskins was removed as a baby.

I've been asked by 3 separate woman if I'm cut but I ain't. Just that muh dik's too big for the skin.
>getonmylevel

what does your money has to do with your dick? who gives a fuck eunuch

uncut dicks look like animal penises. do animals circumcise? no. ergo, circumcision is what separates us from the animals. People like europeans and niggers and the like are therefore not people. Check mate, atheists

the sad part is that cutfags will never understand how good it feels.

as for the meme that ''women like it better cut''... I have yet to find one