Grandma is in hospice

>Grandma is in hospice.
>haven't talked to her in years.

What do i say when I call her in about an hour Sup Forums?

tits or gtfo

Tell her you feel bad that you haven't talked to her for years and that you want to make this time count.

eyyy bae u wan sum fuk

talk about all the times she made you happy when you were little even if she doesn't.

You don't call her, you visit her.
Like, fuck. She's never gonna come back. How is this rocket science? Go let her see you!

What's you bank balance?
How much do I get?
Are you excited to see Grandpa, again?

I'm broke in Illinois and she is in Arizona.

I'll pay for your ticket to go and see her if you post pics of your dick first

Damn senpai.

I'm not saying no.

I have no interest in seeing your dick,
but this sounds liek a good deal.

so get posting

not OP i upload my dick anyway

Get paying. If you think I'm gonna put my 5inch dick on the net before I gave any cash you must be new.

Anaconda.jpg is too big
Dub roll

ask your parents? anything?
It's her last time to see you.

where in illinois? wanna get your dick sucked while you call her?

You tell her you're gonna start calling her on a minimum of a bi-weekly basis, you good for nothing piece of shit. You wouldn't fucking exist without her.

>come on user, let me suck your dick

>I know it's autistic to ask. But please?

>All I can think about is sex because my life is in ruins. Help a Sup Forumsro out?

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My parents? How old do you think I am?? You get to a point where you can no longer ask them for crap. Besides it's my dad's mom and my folks have been split up my whole life.

Get rekt faggot

I'm not that fat, user.

Try the navy seals copypasta.

>What do i say when I call her in about an hour Sup Forums?
Why would you want to call her if you haven't talked to her in that long. It obviously hasn't bothered you enough so don't bother now.

"hey, how's it going?"

Fucking greasy haired manshoulder loser. Surgery wouldn't even help you be a trap.

This is such a girl thing to say to OP

Fuckin manarms too. You aren't cut out for this shit. Stop it.

i don't trap anons, just CD.

>thinks anyone on Sup Forums likes manly crossdressers

You must be new here. Fuck off to

Dude in a few years im gonna be in the exact same situation most likely.
I would have no idea what to say…

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