You walk into your bathroom and see this. what do?

you walk into your bathroom and see this. what do?

Free my satanic dick and fuck her mouth

ask what the mystery dark liquid is

turn 360 degrees and walk away

Vomit on it

I don't have a bathroom

plug in her blow dryer and toss it in that black fucking water

Kick that fucking half rate Elvira out and tell her to send me the real deal.

>turn 360 degrees
>walk away

choose one

"Bitch. That better not stain my Goddamn tub. I just cleaned the fuck out that bitch."

if you turn 360 you are facing the same direction, retard
>what a newfag

2/5 just because someone will fall for these

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What is Moonwalking, fucktards.

Call a plumber because some pipes are switched up.

i cry and i die
NICE TRY

Turn 720 walk away

Watch her watch me take a piss, then fuck her

leave Buzzfeed

A WITCH

ask her WTF, then aks her want to fuck?

Drain the water before it stains my tub.

I remodel her shithole.

Turn 180 degrees and moonwalk away

Turn 1440 degrees and walk away

"WHY DID YOU SHIT IN MY BATH?"

kek

kek hard

FYI: In that video, they're testing homemade bathbombs. that's their peppermint black one. it won't stain the tub

>goth girls

>implying he's a newfag

You fucking moron. If you turned 180 degrees you would still be facing in the same direction you idiot.

Turn 420 degrees and blaze it up with her

>Formerly worked for Buzzfeed
I'd grab some hair spray and a lighter, then I'd burn it. I'd probably get diseases if I fucked her anyway.

This. This right here.

Make her and my girlfriend fight to the death. Kill the winner and fuck both corpses.

Hail satums

Safiya would win, and then kill you too

You sir made me chuckle.

> +1 interwebs have been deposited to your account

When dies school start up again?

What the fuck

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shrug, pull down my pants, and take a shit in the toilet

> Plug in toaster
> throw in bath

turn 180 degrees and moonwalk away

that pretty fucking savage m8.

Turn 181.003 11-Dimensional cycles and fold into the nearest 90 degree angle, while wailing a dreadful, vibrating thrum to jellify her, and everyone else's organs in a ten block radius, before slithering into a quantum state, my atomic structure spread mostly over the horseshoe nebula, and in seemingly unrelated fields of deep space.

ask her why she shit in my tub

Why the fuck did you install a bathtub in my bathroom REEEEEEEEEEEE