The true origin of the Japanese peoples

Recently I read an interesting news article on the supposed true begginings of the mysterious Japanese race.

Legend has it that only a mere 4,500 years ago Anglo Saxon fishermen left the shores of England on a quest for wild silver salmon.

These unfortunate fellows where swept away to the far east where they were stranded to make their own civilization: The Jomon Peoples

Could this be true?

Sage goes in all fields Faggot. Stop posting this every goddamn day. Anglo Saxons didn't even exist until ~1500 years ago, you are making no sense

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That would explain jap teeth

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The Ainu came from outer space. As for the chink eye Japanese, they came from Korea or somewhere stupid like that.

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They are de facto a colony of China.

Holy shit I've actually heard this before, could it be true??

Total horse shit.
Japanese look like Chinese for raisins

Wouldn't surprise me - the Japanese are the ubermensch of Asian peoples.

Neither Anges nor Saxons inhabited England 4,500 years ago. In fact, they did not even exist. It would still be 1000 years before their Indo-European ancestors would even migrate into Europe and diversify into all the different cultures.
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The indigenous peoples of Japan were bred out of existence when the Koreans invaded.

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