EXPLAIN THIS TO ME

EXPLAIN THIS TO ME

it's a robbery really, someone should check for fresh prints

What would anyone want a house this big
I mean I'd rather have a farm with a comfy little house and lots of space for my dogs run in the open

youre telling me that is not enough space for your dog to run around in? LOOK AT ALL THAT SPACE

its mostly a reaction to paps.

Having big wide open spaces is really nice when niggers aren't in literally every tree with cameras trying to get a picture of your daughter's breast.

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Why leave your home when it is bigger than most city parks?

how the fuck is this Sup Forums related

so your servants are never more than 30 seconds away when needed, but completely out of sight when not needed

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Surely I can't be the only who thinks that unless you're a professional basketball player then a full court basketball court is too much? You can do everything with a half court

just fill the house up with family members, you'll never be alone.

i would just hire some live in asian "masseuses"

Except, you know, play full court basketball games.

>just fill the house up with family members
Oh, fuck no. Christ, that sounds like a nightmare.

It's novelty. You have the money so, fuck it, why not. Like a bugatti. You could get something better for less, but it has impact

>20 bedrooms
>10 bathrooms
>kitchen bigger than most apartments
>6 car garage
>huge pool
>full tennis court
should we get a full basketball court? no, that's too much, lets go half

Pretty sure his dogs have some space to run there

shit must feel like a plane
>tfw best thing you ever drove was a 2011 used as fuck car

the right side looks like a chrome owl

>tfw you'll never drive a street plen

It's a status symbol.

There are basically two types of rich people. The kind who buy property in ultra rich parts of LA or condos in NY to show off, and the kind who go out and buy big tracks of land in Wyoming to get away from it all. No surprising that almost all celebrities fall into the former category.

it confuses the paparazzi

the in ground trampoline seems to far to jump in the pool from
whats the point