ITT: We badly describe games and let others guess them.
>fight cosmic charizard
>station go kaboom
>go to planet
>fight living statue
>fight alien vagina oyster
>fight giant fat lizard
>fight spoopy ghost
>shock alien shrimp to death
>fight another living statu
>fight cosmic charizard again
>get almost killed by evil in a jar
>the baby saved me
>blow planet
>???
>profit
Nigga. Weak. Super Metroid.
Sorry. I'm terribly retard, tbh. Should quit trying this. Sorry :/
>defend Hong Kong from a nuclear hoard of fuckin ugly reds
>Meet space peacocks
>Conquer and eat them.
>Tiny war IRL
>Japanese bombing other Japanese from boats
>French supporting the losers
Chicken invaders
>4 cheeky cunts steal stuff
>Developers steal even more
Nope
>Woah I'm riding a dinosaur
>At 10 fps.
Ark
Ark.
>Most generic and dull shooter possible
>Half a million players at once
Yup
>fight every three steps
>PLOTPLOTPLOTPLOT
>make magic rocks
>sell them for millions of monies in a dirt poor shantytown
>entire solar system destroyed like five times
>finally remove villain's trenchoat of immortality
>he only has one hit point
>Oh shit zombies
>Jump over their heads
>Oh okay cool we good.
>>fight cosmic charizard
Metroid
Cmon son.
>You're the guy
>Wait no youre not the guy
>wait no nevermind you can still be the guy.
>Credits
>Nuked by Gandhi
Hong Kong 98 was it?
SO THIS IS RAVEN TERRITORY
holy kek
First dead rising
csgo?
Final Fantasy.....7 I wanna say?
Yes.
Dead space series
DayZ standalone! if not Paygay the heist 2
Resident evil 6
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!
seriously though lol, im impressed. I love this game haha
Payday
Correct.
I always got a kick out of selling mastered All materia to the guy in a tent in Corel. Everyone's starving and living in sheet metal lean-to shacks but the shopkeeper is a multi-millionaire.
Cod . . Doesn't matter which game they all suck
Yup
Correct (Payday 2)
Not what I was thinking
>kill animals
>get tokens
>muh rollercoaster
Apart from the rock thing, sounds very vaguely like Undertale
Birthday
Bad uncle
Scary arms
Grillfriend
Revenge
Let's see you cucks get this
Cod
Psychonaught
>Buy game
>Not for the game itself
>Never ever play actual game
Infinite Warfare? I only got it for COD 4 remaster
Nah
Goddamnit how many times y'all gonna describe cod
Nope
Prove it faggot
...You don't get nuked by Gandhi
Civilization
Wii Sports
Kojima totally ripped the big plot twist off from Metal Gear AC!D, though. You start off as Solid Snake with memory problems and later learn you're actually a clone who just thinks he's Solid Snake. Kojima's become a lazy hack. He hated that someone else did such a good job on Portable Ops so much that he basically remade the game himself, twice (Peace Walker and MGSV) and refuses to acknowledge MGSPO outside of having Miller refer to it as "all that crap" in Peace Walker. But stealing the plot twist from AC!D for MGSV was a whole other level of hack.
Nope! Not what I had in mind. Here's a hint, bad optimization.
>ponytail dude's flying Dino crashes in backyard in shit weather
>dude goes lengths to heal him, "friendly" ayy lmaos visit simultaneously
>end up being hunted by them, go to their home planet
>expose their prophet, restore their planet, and save your own planet before going home in a saucer
>dude meets his new babby at the end
It's a sequel to a 90's game.
The fuck you dont
>Drawing pads don't have to be used for drawing
>ponytail dude's flying Dino crashes in backyard in shit weather
>dude goes lengths to heal him, "friendly" ayy lmaos visit simultaneously
>end up being hunted by them, go to their home planet
>expose their prophet, restore their planet, and save your own planet before going home in a saucer
>dude meets his new babby at the end
It's a sequel to a 90's game.
Shogun 2 Fall of the Samurai
Yes
That was the one thing that threw me off actually beause I wasnt sure what you meant by selling rocks but that makes sense lol.
>Figure out your destiny
>No really, fuck you figure it out yourself
>Oh right youre supposed to, save the world?
>Or save it a different way?
>Fuck you, vague prophetic sneks
I stand by my guess
Correct
pubg
Sorry about the double post, Sup Forums told me the captcha failed, but i guess it didn't.
>psychopathic bald cunt kills every living being in an entire hospital just because he fucking can
>only two of them even did anything wrong
>Wake up
>You're a fucking nerd
>Shit's gone ham
>Find and kill the guy who calmed shit slightly at the expense of others
Little Big Adventure 2. I knew what it was as soon as I saw the first sentence.
Cod. . . I'm sick of this game goddamnit
No doubt. Plus I liked Portable Ops better than Peace Walker anyways personally. I still cant finish 5, its just a mess of what could have been pieces of a masterpiece if the creator wasnt just a bitter asshole who hated everybody and wanted to spite them. (PO team, Acid team, Hayter, Konami, etc, etc.)
Dead space 2
Manhunt 2
Nope
>You a dope ass warrior
>You can do pretty much whatever
>Join one faction, or another faction, or a military, or just kick it with some towns folk
>like 8 different endings
>Drink vodka
Plunkbat
get out of here stalker
Breaking Bad: The Movie: The Game
You nigger! yes...
Figured as much. I will never forget that video as long as Im alive.
My man, give me a high five.
I've always wished t that more people knew about it. I remember playing it a lot with mom when I was 5. The music is still stuck in my mind after 14-15 years.
>this game kinda sucks
>criticize it and you're just bad
>huge fanbase who just blindly circle jerk each other for no reason other than to be elitists
>rollsim
>Run a lot
>Die
>go inside a box
>go more into the box
>go MORE into the box
>go EVEN MORE into the box
>psychics
Half Life 2
QWOP
Mirror's Edge
>spooky hospital
>Teacher wants your dick
>World ends
>Demon pokemon
>Time to decide which asshole gets to be in charge now
Unlikely to be figured out
Dark Souls
QWOP
League of Legends? Roblox? Second life?
The Last of Us?
Fast cars go vroom vroom.
No visible damage even if you smash walls.
Get stuck listening to stp for 3 fucking hours on a long distance race
SKYLINES BITCHES
Nope...
>go around different worlds and zones rescuing your family
>Pretty much none of them even offer to help you even though they look far stronger than you
>Thanks faggots
>Beat up Fat Kermit.
Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne
Dark Souls it is
How the fuck are you bad at Roblox or Second Life? There is literally no objective.
Pubg
>Need food
>Go deeper every level
>Last boss is giant gold burning fists that guard the amulet
>Dwarf monks succ
Close
Hl2
Sonichu?
Dont know, never played them, theyre user base just seemed too cancerous to even go near.
Scribblenauts
>be jamaican guy
>whack buttons
>piss everyone off
kek