Describe your ideal girlfriend

describe your ideal girlfriend

lil'clawie

but she's a man-shouldered unfuckable mess now, just saying

except she's not and you are gay

really though, she is fat and ugly now

Sarah Jane Hyland. She is everything that I'd want in a romantic partner. Would love to marry her and one day have kids.

>romantic
>marry
>kids

sauce?

Robin Scherbatsky

Kek. Japanese people criticizing about romance, marriage and kids.

Yes

My man

Emma Watson with a penis

Faithful. 5/10 (Looks honestly don't matter much to me.) Fun, at least average intelligence, laughs a lot and makes me laugh a lot, high libido and loves having her tits sucked, and roleplay. Adventurous, and genuinely happy.

Sounds like me

I want to believe.

Makes me watch tyrone nut balls deep in her pussy then sits on my mouth and makes me suck out the cum

...

Not imaginary

Except for the genuinely happy and having tits

my sister, permanently 12 years old

Sauce please?

Hormones and my love could change both of those.

A little bit too needy but alright

Why are those laughable goals to achieve toward?

They are not
I would love to have a romantic relationship with kids

Reported.

The only right answers. Also, consenting.

WAIT SHIT STOP I REALISED THAT I HAVE MADE A TYPING MISTAKE
I WANT TO HAVE KIDS WITH MY FUTURE WIFE NOT HAVE A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH KIDS

(Fun fact: Captcha had catholic priest to write down)

which one would you take for your girlfriend and why?

At least average intellect. Strong stability. At least a not horrid appearance, And faithful in a relationship.

Sadly the above is apparently a hard combo to get as women are just unstable on average. Dumber then sand. Looks are like rolling dice. And being faithful is apparently dark souls for women and men.

I chuckled.

The fuck did i just watch?

Inner demons are showing

redhead
probably dick

Well this is how my life got fucked up by a typo...

Let's go to the mall!

Well since I am a 32yo kissless virgin without friends
>describe your ideal girlfriend
A girl. Any girl.

;_;

Today?

>nice perky tits
>pussy where pussy goes
>pussy where mouth goes
>tight butthole where tight butthole goes

4? its a wig. Her name's Manon - french bitch

Smokes, emotionally stable, not jealous, horny, does well in school

What is that gif from O_O