Oldfags. Before computers, what did you fap to?

Oldfags. Before computers, what did you fap to?

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Before my computer, what you posted is what I would try to watch on my TV late at night. I didn't even know how to jerk off so I watched it naked. :S

vhs, magazines

Your Mom's asshole.

yup that looks about right

Tv night show, megazines

Sears catalog underwear section.

we fucked

Magazines were what you wanted. A good porno movie was the best. Other than that skinamax.

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Disney Princess movies on VHS
There's usually at least one raunchy scene in all the old ones

We had this thread yesterday.

Almost every Morning

Looking at naked women was dangerous back then. You could get scratched up in the bushes or fall out of a tree.

Skinemax, porno mags that you lifted off of alcoholic uncle.

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Whatever was available. MTV and VH1 usually had some decent videos.

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We got CBC, the Canadian channel here in Michigan. If you were lucky, there'd be a movie with a nude scene in it that night after the news.

Shoplifted porn mags and lingerie catalogs. Lost my virginity at 16 and largely quit fapping

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With mind

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Sure you did boy, I bet you are still a fucking fat virgin so why lie? lol you don't impress anybody fucking loser

>largely quit fapping
Defo virgin.

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You have to remember all the hot stuff of your day in a spank bank. You take it out on yourself at a later time.

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I used to fap more after I got laid. Thinking about it...

So much Yes!

Severely underrated

>I monitor every thread on Sup Forums daily

why haven't you killed yourself yet, user?

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national geographic... couldn't wait for the africaners with them low hanging fruit,!

the howard stern show

Gayfag is gay. This was on almost every Saturday morning.

legs on tv

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I used to edge myself to 20 minute workout and blow my load to Joanie.

I felt so gyped she used a body double in Dressed to Kill.

National Geographic was my first wank mag.

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He's right though

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I guess every boy imagines life like that before fucking for the first time
I'm too old to remember how it was but I'm sure I was dreaming to the day I won't feel the need to fap
aaaah, being young, horny, stupid and virgin!

USA UP! All Night

Yesss...

I did this. More than once.

I knew it was sad even as I was doing it but dammit my little boner needed some attention and that was the closest I could get to arousing pics. Imagine women in the 1950's in weird looking bras and huge granny panties.

"Hi, Brad..."

Absolutely.

Once you were 18, you could go to bookstores. Tons of porn. I got lame compilations, as I was a broke bastard. This is Joey Stefano. I fell in love with him. Once the net came about, I learned he was dead. My heart aches to today. First Jim Morrison, and now Joey.

I had a VHS of I think Halloween 2. There is one scene that shows a nurse's tits, and I fapped to that quite a lot. She gets drowned/burned in hot water right after that, so it might have messed me up somehow.

mah nig

Pic: No Relation.

Honestly ~95% is imagination/memory for me. I almost never even look up porn.

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+1, that was huge.

Obviously...

After coming home from Rocky Horror, I always had to blow a load. What you seen on screen, is reenacted by the cast. Our Columbia was not shy, and was method. .

Like Pavlov's dog, my cock gets hard as soon as I hear this song.

youtube.com/watch?v=U6_A-4ETTk4

I'm 34
Victoria secret catalogs, tribal girls in Nat Geo, old 60 pinup porn I found in my grandfathers attic, my imagination.

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Pavlov's dog was a faggot, and so are you

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I still do. Genius adaptation of the comic.

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He's got a little dick

This

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the look of fear in Jon Stewart's eyes when a 15yr old Chridtina Ricci started undoing her pants...

espn2 morning fitness shows

I'm gay. I went to an all boy boarding school. It was so hard...

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National Geographic
Sears and Pennys underwear sections
Playboy

Sears, JC Penny, Victoria's secret (gold mine), exercise shows with women thrusting, occasional newspaper lingerie add featuring bosoms, a few water-logged pages of Playboy left by hobos near the traintracks, saw my first vag that way. Was hairy, blew loads.

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Bo Derek! Dumb but cat-like.

My mother's best friend, Nancy.

Less sick shit.
Like naked girls in a car magazine

She came into my bar once. Nice!

I never date girls who say bitchin'

That guy had great tits

Montgomery Ward lingerie catalog...

Yeah, I'm old af

Back in the day, the term was "bitchen". No dropped 'g' nor nothin'.

Cooking Shows.
I remember wanking every day when I got home from school. (late 90's) There was a show on Food Channel called "Chef Du Jour". Usually had some broad cooking. The first time I actually ejaculated. Some blonde culinary cum dumpster. Thx lady
>Magazines
So we used to parooze the dumpsters behind Tower Records. Once a month they would throw away last months mags. fucking diamond mine I tell ya.
>Imagination
I would think about a few chicks from each period of class. And go to town. Now if I tried to use my mind to get hard, I'd die a soft spaghetti dick'd man.