So let's get a story/green text thread going...

So let's get a story/green text thread going. Tell us what you have done when you found that drunk or passed out girls at the party. What did you do?

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Pics of the green haired girl?

Please tell me there is more of this

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>nada, but I did get called into a dorm room to watch some girl just going to town on this passed out dude. He was out cold but she was still sucking away. Kinda amusing, plus, we pegged her as the girl to invite to party's.

Wasn't at a party but I played with and fingered my younger sisters pussy while she was passed out due to meds she had to take.

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who the fuck thought it'd be a good idea to put carpet in the bathroom?

Nice

Dis chick drunk af

red knees = blows dees

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communists, and nazis.

Alaskans maybe

held her hair while she threw up, carried her to a bed, tooke her shoes off, tucked her in, closed the door and went back to the party. Then I seduced her roommate.

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look at the color of this bitches knees

Put a blanket over her and let her sleep.

>be me
>at a college party
>didn't even like parties, friend made me go
>awkwardly mill around drinking soda while everyone else was getting high and wasted
>saw this one chick i had a crush on slump on a couch and pass out
>blonde, bit tits, wide hips and round ass
>pick her up over my shoulder and leave the party
>nobody even notices
>take her back to my apartment and lay her on the couch
>needless to say things get pretty hot and steamy through the night
>for me, anyway
>next morning i make her eat the big bowl of boiled eggs i had made for her before driving her home

Yeah i done that too.
took drunk bitch back home, fucked her all night. cleaned her up.

she woke up on a bed with me on sofa, thanked me for looking after her, had no idea we fucked for hours lol

>one picture is a girl doing coke
>nigga asking about drunk/passed out girls

Nigga have you ever done coke?

Anything can be snorted nigger.. its probably xanax or somthing

She pass out on coke, she aint gettin back up

Lame one, but still contributing.

>GF very light sleeper
>Sucks cause I always want to take creep shots and do stuff to her
>One night say fuck it and spend the better part of 15 minute easing the covers down
>Her tits out
>win.jpg
>Lick tip of nipple and freeze, watching
>again
>Holy shit she's not waking up
>Flicking tongue back and forth across her nipple fast, reveling in the taste and feeling
>Fuck yes awesome
>Got to have more
>Go for the suck
>about third suck in she snaps awake
>I act like I'm looking for something like a retard
>She's so tired it works
>Goes back to sleep
>I bitch out and go back to sleep.

Girl is a smoke. Story?

I spooned her and cried.

meta 2015

Yikes

You're an idiot Karl, play your record.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>be me
>be 14
>cousin is 7
>just me and her at aunties house
>im baby sitting her while her mom goes out for the night
>middle of summer and hot af
>we are playing in the loungeroom and she is acting wasted and flirty with me
>ask her whats happening
>she said she took one of her moms happy pills she hides near her toy cock (actual words)
>she says shes wants to know how it works
>holyfuckwaveofdiamonds.jpg
Cont?

Wonder what she was doing before the pic was taken

Anyone have any recommendation for drugging a girl? Slow acting is fine as it is for my wife and will be used at home.

no

>be me alone at home
>get text from qt3.14 16yo gril
>"user can you come get me from this party Im drunk"
>pick her up, shes wearing some tight shorts and a very revealing top
>we get back to my place
>she shows her drunk self around
>tries to pull me into my bedroom, obviously to fuck
>i insist we go back downstairs, shes resistant but eventually agrees
>we sit, we talk, i stare at her ass
>eventually drive her home
>get text next day asking if we did anything
>say no
>get praised for not being a fuckin creep

I had never hung out with her before then.

>moms happy pills she hides near her toy cock
What is this family already

>i suppress my inner most urges
>tell her its a toy for adults to pretend then are with a man they love and you shouldnt touch it
>she asks why its shaped like that and why does it taste funny
>i almost came immediately when she asked why it tasted funny
>i said its not supposed to go in your mouth
>she asks what do i do with it?
>i take a step back and realise where this conversation could lead me and tell her to just leave it alone and dont play with it anymore
>she has a typical 7 year old mini tantrum for not getting her way and storms off to her moms room and slams the door.
>i assumed she went to put it away and would return to the loungeroom
>5 mins go by and then i hear it
Cont?

inb4 dinosaur

please no

Nigga no fuck off with that shit

Fuck it I have nothing better to do, go on please.

stop

No, this is fake as fuck. Talk about a girlfriend who took pills and passed out and you fucked her in the ass instead and hope she didn't ask why her ass hurt in the morning or using her hand while she's passed out and her mouth.

give us that dinosaur

Fucking ignore those plebs bring on the Dino plz.

youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk

youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk

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No judging. What would anons rather experience. Rough play (w/consent), a proper rape or deadweight sex ?

check'em

checked, nice trips

Deadweight rape baby! And the secret of them not knowing about it after is what gets me off the most.

>i hear a brrrrrr from it obviously being turned on and then it muffles a little as i hear her take two steps and the bed creak as she struggles to hide it under the blankets to figure out how to turn it off
>i knew i should have made her come out of her moms room and play her phone so i could make sure she doesnt die from her moms 2mg valiums
>i wanted to stay and listen a little longer to try and imagine what she was doing in there
>i hear the brrrr again but this time muffled from blabket cover
>no more footsteps on the floor boards
>my imagination paints a picture of her under the covers finding out where the vibrator feels best on herbody
>the most eroused i have ever been
>tip toe up to hermoms room
>door is shut. No way to get in without her not knowing
>realise i hear no sounds of movement on the bed except for a steady brrr from the unmoved vibrator
>i had to go in to make sure shes ok. Wasnt worried about the valium she would have just gone to sleep nd everything would be k
>open the door and my jaw drops
Cont?

Yes

>be me
>last relationship lasted about two years of living together most of that time
>find out my ex had cheated on me numerous times
>feelsbadman
>not sure what to do, lying awake night i found out with her sound asleep beside me
>blood begins to boil
>think about waking her up to yell and dump her ass
>thought pops into my head
>....she's a heavy sleeper
>anger mixes with arousal
>slowly slide down her panties
>I mean, really fucking slowly
>her ass is now out
>still fast asleep
>whip out my cock
>rub spit on it
>adjust myself for perfect alignment
>take a deep breath
>begin to try to find her asshole with my cock
>have to reapply spit before even getting to it, but eventually find it
>ease it in
>fuck that ass was tight
>fuck her until im about to nut
>go all the way in at a few points
>pull out before i cum, cum into hand
>never woke up

I did this every night for months before i dumped her when she finally admitted to cheating. Eventually bought lube and kept tissues nearby to make things easier.

Pic related, it's her ass

>open the door

was expecting dinosaur

please continue.

bump

same user here. I think I have it figured out..
she has three options to wake up to

>a sore voice
>a sore pussy
>a sore ass

>be me
>have friends over
>one friend brings his girl
>we all get shitfaced
>everyone passes out but me and his girl
>eventually she passes out on couch
>continue drinking to point of blacking out
>wake up next day to all kinds of pictures I took of her
>no memory

I felt her up, had my cock out, etc. I have no idea what happened. Shame.png All kinds of regrets and immediately deleted the pics.

case in point. raspy voiced gf > (You)

She knew. She woke up with a sore ass every morning. Her guilt and fear of being alone kept her from saying anything.

>i see her laying ontop of her moms bed
>starfish possition with her legs moved up so her knees were bent but legs spread wide open
>she has half the vibrator down her tight sweat pants with he head of the vibrator placed directly against her pussy
>the rest of it is just sticking out of her paints upright like a boner
>she was making direct eye contact with me but didnt flinch a muscle as i walked in the door
>her mouth was open just enough for me to see her tounge curled back as she recoiled from this new found power messaging her little pink bit
>i stare at her in shock for 10 seconds
>my eroused mind turned to panic
>holyfuck.png shes unconcious
Cont?

past out girl on my bed after a party, took her clothes off and fucked her because that bitch shouldn't have slept in my bed. after i was done fucking her i pushed her off my bed so i could sleep

Just finish the story

who hurt you bud?

Chequed
Anyways,
>be me
>17 y/o girl at the time
>invited to my older brother's college frat party
>tons of chads, nerds, and hotties there
>one girl there to every two guys or so
>get drunk, wasted, all that shit
>great first college party
>can't hold down my beer
>run to the bathroom nauseous
>puke "herk BLEGH"
>once and I'm feeling better
>on my way out, I'm pulled to the side by this chick
>"your brother told me about you user, how drunk are you"
>I day I'm drunk, ask for her name
>"I prefer if you scream 'master' instead of my name"
>she drags me to the bedroom
>I-Ain't-no-Lesbo.RAW
>best fuk of my life
>still don't find anything attractive about the female body, but hey.

Wat u think x3c ?

>Last Year there was a party in a friends house and a nice college girl (19yo) appears with one of my friends he want to fuck her, so he dicide to bring her at the party problem was that we drink like fucking alcoholics and well she...After a few hours she was done super fucked up triying to fuck with anybody who wants but a random dude appears and steal the girl friom my friend, random dude fuck her on a rom (with the door open) so we see all the shit after the "show" she get up from the bed and go to the badroom for like half hour then she get out and sit on the stairs, I notice that there was a brown liquid stain on the staris. cont...

>heart beating a million beats per second
>i could see her breathing hard in small gasps
>she collapsed a bit over the vibrator
>on all fours
>she looked almost like she was 45 million year old living fossil
>everybody walk the dinosaur

kys

>Rush over and jump on the bed
>shake her a little and she looks straight at me and grabs my arm
>vibrator still in her pants and shes squeezing my arm
>she starts to jolt and shudder
>her mouth opens and shd lets out an almost silent high pitched whimper
>im in shock and aroused like i never have been since
>suddenly she pulls the vibrator out and rolls over to the other side of the bed and stands up and looks at me like ive done somthing wrong
>she glares at me like im her worst enemy and says havnt you forgotten somthing
>i say what the hell are you talking about
>she says my dad fred will be home soon and you havnt walked the dinosaur. You told him that was the one thing you knew how to yaba daba do.

>As I fear, that was shit, the girl was so wasted she shit on the stairs, so a couple of friends help her to go on a bed so she can sleep, and they take a couple of pics, Next day I woke up and found out she leave the house but not before leaving a shit stain also on the bed sheeds and the matress, after that night I never see her again and we found her bra

I have tiles, but it must be comfy rubbing your toes through a carpet

What's worst is the people who keep their shoes on inside their house, that's abhorrent

you sound like a 12 yo

niiiiice

thank fucking god you said the bowl of eggs thing, or i would have had to

She's the one on the left
>be me
>get invited to a party with said girl there
>were friends through school, drink all night, talk a little here and there
>she starts drinking heavily
>midnight she blacks out, we put her on the couch
>4am rolls around everyone is passed out, just me awake
>everyone has their own room, I stay out in living room with said girl
>first thing I do is sniff her ass
>stinky asshole, she needs to wipe. Wish I could've clean her with own tongue
>smell her pussy next, ripe little cunt
>I start shaking her to see if she'll wake up to a little movement, cutie is passed out cold
>start lightly rubbing on her cunt, increasing the pressure every so slightly
>think I can feel a hairy pussy under those yoga pants
>stinky asshole, rips pussy, hairy pussy
>jackpot
>start jerking it while simultaneously sniffing her asshole,pussy and while also rubbing her
>about to explode, put the tip of my cock right where her pussy is
>jizz with a force of a thousand Gods
>yoga pants, know for a fact my cum seeped through to her panties, maybe even pussy
>still doesn't know to this day
>hasn't said anything to mutual friends either
>I still want her to shit on my face

I gotta give you props, good job user. Non sarcastically

protected her from the advances of some douchebag. when she woke up and realized the next day that she hadn't gotten plowed while being unconscious she told me I'd make a good father some day, and she continued her whoring ways until she got knocked up. White knighting gets you nowhere, that's what I learned. Should have fucked her in the asshole in those woods, it's probably what she wanted anyway. Little molestation issue having cunt.

Please dont. I'm risking an aneurysm trying to read your "english".

kek

"I still want her to shit on my face"

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But hey, youll be a good dad right?

>be me
> 5 y/o at the time
> at cousins house doing some regular shit
> my brother was there also (10 y/o) and my cousins were about 5 years older than me
> they come up with a plan to make me drink "gas" out of a test tube
> before they told me that, I drank the whole thing as they told me I would get a reward
> being a 5 y/o retard, I fucking panicked and started throwing a fit
> mom comes downstairs and I tell her what happened
>she "apparently" smelled turpentine and thought my brother made me drink it
> she screams at my brother like a nigger without a welfare check and literally drags his ass upstairs
> he was grounded for 2 weeks
> turns out, the liquid they gave to me was just green tea mixed with dishsoap

>Happend when i was 24
>German , working as Armed Security for Local US-Base
>Love the Dope but cant get stoned because of stupid Pisstests
>After last Shift straight to the Bar ,getting drunk with some Workbuddys
>Everyone pretty wasted , Susanne a blonde Tomboyish Chick especially
>She had married 3 Weeks before , Jeremy a former Soldier , now Guard too
>When shes so drunk that she falls off the Barstool i bring her Home
> Haul her to her Flat .. strange Noises ...wtf ?
>In her Bedroom Jeremy was busy ..with a Guy
>She goes totally Haywire jumps onto the Bed and kicks him in the Balls from behind
>Doesnt want to see him or be around him
>Haul her to my Home , she pukes all over me on the Way and constatly cries
>Comfort her till she get sleepy , put her on the Couch and set a Bucket nearby
>Wake in the middle of the Night to a Banging Sound and crying
>She stumbled over the Bucket and crashed into the Glastable
>Bare Ass naked yummy Blonde bleeding and crying ...
>While i patch her up she grab my Boxers
>Didnt notice i had a Boner
>Banged her , wild wild Chick , all Holes no Rubber
>Called in Sick , mad Sex for 3 days
>She made up with Jeremy again
>Her first Child came roughly 8 months later and looks a lot lmore similar to me than to Jeremy

my literal thoughts at the end of that story.

>friend is dating a girl who is actually pretty hot
>they wanna go on a double date to set me up with her friend
>she a 6/10 but I get drunk and fuck her anyways
>she won't stop texting or calling so I hook up with her at her place twice more
>eventually just tell her it won't work and we should just stop before she gets feelings
>my friend and his girlfriend STILL bring her around
>get drunk as shit with all of them and my friend's sister I've known for like 15 years and is like my sister at this point
>we go to a restaurant to eat and I'm just talking with my friends sister and everything
>6/10 gets jealous and pissed and starts talking shit to my friend's sister
>too drunk and don't want to deal with her anymore so I just tell her to fuck off, and that she's "grade b pussy"
>she goes back to her seat and cries
>they all go back to my place and I get black out drunk and walk up to my room
>she waits 10 minutes then threatens to call the cops if they don't show her where my room is
>she goes in and gets me hard then rides me for about 15 minutes and still all I remember is waking up and realizing what was going on for 10 seconds before I passed out again

I was raped bros.

how was the ol wrinkly thumb feeling the next morning?

Next time remember that only proper (specific) nouns are capitalized in English.

Pregabs

Normal, didn't even feel like a whacked off. Her shit wasn't tight at all