How do I get bigger balls Sup Forums? I've always felt mine were small

How do I get bigger balls Sup Forums? I've always felt mine were small.

Hit them really hard with a hammer

Why do you want bigger balls? You should want a bigger dick instead.

Already have one. It feels like big balls will make me feel more manly.

It's mostly genetic. Stay hydrated and don't jerk off so much maybe.

Ypu can stretch your balls to have lower hanging balls, but I don't know how to make the balls themselves bigger.

I'd suck you off. makes your balls bigger

Cut off circulation you your balls causing the blood to build up making them bigger.

Fuck... Those are big! Makes me jealous.

Yeah, I might try stretching. It will make them look bigger.

Yeah they're big. They hang pretty low too. I used to sit on them constantly until I started wearing boxer briefs. It was not fun.

I love you, post more low teabag angles~

I'd pay a million dollars to have balls like that man. I wish mine would slap against a woman when having sex. Instead, they just go right inside my body. Ah well, you can't have everything I guess.

Inject with silicon

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I'd hit those with a hammer ;)

lifting weights (srs but do start with little weights) and drinking alot of water! I had a time where i would get fit ( and drink only water) to have a huge cumsplash at the end of the day.

You are worried about the physical size of your balls? Damn... such absent reasonable reason... I'm out.

This also has to do with lifting weights
i am actually more about gaining more testostrone then weight sessions though, but it is how i got bigger balls.

Tie your balls to a stick like those mystic naked fucks in India.

Fuck you faggot stay gone.

Don't wear underwear

Eat plenty of lead, it's an essential vitamins that aids in reproduction

Kill yourself faggot

Take steroids

> be me
> see black guy in work taking a piss
> big black cock
> say to him fuck i wish I could make my cock that big
> he says want to know the secret to getting a bigger cock
> yep
> go home from work he says
> take your cock out and slap it on the hand rail of the stairs three times
> fuck you leroy I say
> he tells me it's for real
> I don't believe him
> but
> when I get home I think maybe
> so I take out cock
> slap it on handrail
> hard , three times
> wife shouts from bedroom
> is that you Leroy