I decided to kill myself 666 decides how. Let the rolling begin. Image related.
I decided to kill myself 666 decides how. Let the rolling begin. Image related
Faggot
BUMB
Drink antifreeze
Thx
Auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Stab yourself in the neck
Rolearama old age
you get help and die of old age
Have a gun on you. Get in a fight with yourself in public, and people will probably think it is funny and start recording.
Well, start throwing yourself into things and punching yourself and shit, then when you are ready. Pull out the gun, put it to your head and say something stupid like.
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG.
I SHOULD HAVE NEVER INJECTED WEED.
AND FOR MY NEXT TRICK
FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM
Just literally anything you wanna say, those are just some things I would say in that situation. Good luck, and I hope you fucking die.
Bumpedy bump
That way your family can pretend it was an accident.
jump from bridge. do a flip.
Op = fag
user = op
user is a fag
You can't argue with logic
Alright so I've been thinking about the best possible way to kill yourself for a while now and I think this is the best way. First you find a building that is tall but not tall enough to completely mangle your corpse when you land. When your at the top, tie one end of some fishing line around your neck and the other end around something at the top of the building. Then you glue your hands to each side of your head and jump off. If you do this right, the fishing line should decapitate you and because you glued your hands to your head, it would look like you pulled your head off mid jump.
Bump
Ah fuck that actually sounds good!
Suicidebomb a Mosque
Wouldn't a refuge centre be better... I mean more people. I mean a bigger party :)
with a spatula and high velocity
666 is so far away though
This
Cut wrists and bleed out from arteries. Post vid
punch trump in the nuggets
I tire of mead! I thirst... FOR BLOOOOODD!!!!
Self-Immolation
don't.
Wait until you really really have to pee then hang yourself on livestream
only after you get the degree you want , and when you surpass 80 YO , you will unlock the capability to suicide yourself by overdose
But it will come. Patience is a virtue!
Meaning? Img unrelated.
Roll
nude buffet surfing, find the biggest whale, trip them and try to break their fall.
This
Bleach in ASS
This again roll now pls
rusty spoon
This roll one more tine
drown in oil
death by snu snu
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>This again roll now pls
Now
You man the fuck up and do something of your life
Hahahahaha I got it I knew it. The power of Ken was with me.
Nice
One off. Could've been nicer
Overdose when 80 otherwise have a good life. Img unrelated
Old age
death by sex
Winrar!!!1!
Op has decided to say goodbye. VIRTUS ET HONOR!
> had all the bases covered
Hurry and pee your pants cunt
Old age
Icee's
what if someone raped you and then killed you in the most humiliating way possible?
Don't die thread. I wanna see this shit. Deliver nao
Bye bye! regards!
OP
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It was very funny to me!
try kill yourself through living, one day you will get cancer and its over... no need to thank me!
8 8 8 GET
Nois
Nope tool you'll never see that day.
by living until the age of 80 and dying from old people shit instead of killing yourself
Death by old age and natural causes. Suffer, you faggot
TRAVEL TO THE ARCTIC CIRCLE. FIND A POLAR BEAR AND BREED WITH IT.
REROLL FOR THIS
BUMPER
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dont
thin metal rope should be used. a fishing line would just break on impact. rather than just glue use epoxy. put a satanic bible and hormones in your pockets so the police would go insane after this case