I just took a massive shit at work and this happened

I just took a massive shit at work and this happened.
What do Sup Forums?
I can't lose my job

Drink it.

Unless they can prove it was you who cares just walk out and if they can I doubt you'd be fired over it

Grab the brush left to the toilet, and push it hard down the toilet.

blame it on jacob one block over

Ask your manager if they have a plunger like a fucking adult.

Is nobody else wondering why the toilet bowl is rectangular?

pls be real pls be real pls be real

Waiting for people to get out of the W.C so i can escape from the stall

Plumber here.

These toilets are based on a vacuum system.

Just flush it once more and the vacuum override will kick in and suck the blockage clean out.

You're welcome.

2nd plumber here, i can confirm this is the case

did think troll, but with that AC outlet and small bore waste next to it, potentially not?
Saniflow type system?

Wise words

I hope you are fucking with him so he'll try and make it worse

I did this on purpose one day, because I'm an assholes filled the bowl with toilet paper and took a shit then flushed, it was a good day

How's your bowl shaped faggot?

Correct. Hydravac saniflow.

Fuck that, how do you think i got to this shit

Fucking round you cuck

Pics or GTFO

100% sure this will work

3rd plumber here. Vouching.

Mate, that is a Hydravac Saniflow. See that electrical cable to the right? It's plugged into that.

They are literally designed with hydraulic overrides.

If you hit that flush again, it will detect the fill level as being overfull (high level flow switch) and will siphon through the secondary outlet.

Once this is complete it will shut off water to the cistern inlet, and start a slow and steady beeping that assures the users it is out of action.

Eventually the janitor will come along, hear the beep, and organise a technician, but in the meantime, you gotta get that bowl CLEARED.

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Jesus christ, hit that thing with a mop or something you sick fuck.

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Fuck you guys just tried it the shit level rose a bit one more and it will overflow

Pics.

Be a massive faggot and take a picture of it and post it on Sup Forums before walking out and suffering no consequences for the sad day you've given the janitor.

Plumber here. OP this toilet brand has the water level sensor. You can fucking see it plugged in to the wall. It hasn't reached critical height yet. One more flush and that should do It, performing an emergency drain. Seriously stop wasting everyone's time and flush the damn thing

Nigger do you shit standing up?

Dude, there's like 3 plumbers saying it will work. Do it.

2nd plumber here. This is accurate.

4th Plumber here, can confirm just flush again

4th plumber here, flushing will not overflow this system.

Plum/b/user to the rescue.

Proud to see so many fellow plumbers on Sup Forums tonight, and yes, this fine plumber has the correct answer.

can confirm flush the fucking toilet op

Quads of truth.
I'll let the janitor deal with that shit, not my fucking job

Flush again.

Fourth plumber here.
Works like a charm.

>flush toilet
>turn 540
>walk away
>zero shits given

Janitor here. Flushing will add more water to the bowl and the weight of it all will push down everything. You're welcome.

Take another shit. It should cancel out with some PEMDAS shit

At least my bowl is round and not square, you fat ass

REACH IN WIF YO ARM AND GRAB DA POOPOO

Quads of traitorism.

Janitor here again. Make scissors with your fingers and get in there and cut up da poopoo.

>zero shits given
he wouldn't be in this situation if that was the case

Dubs of Disgust.

I don't care what shape that fucking thing is you filthy scumbag.

It's covered in wet AND dry shit.

You disgusting little fucking pig.

Punch the shit down the pipe

I hope youre thirsty, faggot

Damn. Disappointing but no denying quads.

>asking on Sup Forums what to do with a clogged toilet

I think all hope is lost

I watched a plumber on YouTube, he said "do this, faggot!"

Give the toilet a hard kick, it'll rattle the clog loose and drain the bowl.

blame the black guy

What is wrong with your asshole?

>professional big shitter
when the water comes down a bit, splash a ton of soap inside the bowl, it should lubricate your shit and when you flush, it'll slide down the pipes like your dad's dick inside your anus. It does actually work tho.

Post pic

Pics of what? Me leaving you dumb fucking fuck??