You will never have a big boobs GF

>you will never have a big boobs GF

I'm sad bros ;__;

>you will never be a woman

halle-fucken-lujah

why ?
don't you want to live life in easy mode ?

You can always use photoshop to enlarge, as in your pic

i do have, loser!

Found the chick with the biggest tits at my college & married her.

Got me the biggest tit girl back in HS now it's almost 10 years later and they have only gotten bigger.

Go for milfs

Dude, just about every woman I have been with has been Double-D or larger. They look great, but that is about it. Tit jobs are NOT better than a good BJ or even a well done HJ. I motor boat my wife's Triple-D tits almost every day.

women get fucked by dudes and I don't want to get fucked by dudes, therefore I do not want to be a woman

That's where you are wrong op. My girl has massive breasts. I do know about about large tits now and have for quite some time now

Susana Santos, porn star, they're not shopped

Fuck you I already had..

So basically just:
>-Have your shit together

>Smell good

I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about me.

I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about me.

yo wife fat tho

Oh. I see that now. Sry brother, don't lose hope. Having a lady with large warm alpha female breasts is truly incredible. Just be prepared for the constant bitching about the back pain and the lack of "sexy" looking bras for her cup size

She's colombian, I was there last year and let me tell you:
If you're white, they will fuck you.
Follow your dreams user

>alpha female

wut??

Not that user but my wife has bigger tits than his does and definitely isn't fat. I wouldn't assume his wife is fat. You seem like a hater

show your dick

Why would you ask to see that? This is a titty thread

is she the youtuber who breast feeds her baby in front of the camera?

then show your man titties

So then where are the tits?

yes

Have the same problem tbh.
I've fucked some pretty hot girls but for some reason no cowtits yet.
Bros who got lucky, is it really that good?

It's great all around. Fuck her on her back and they bounce around while she tries to hold them in place fuck her doggy style and see them swaying underneath. 10/10 titty sucking and they make great pillows. Also other women feel inadequate when they ever whatever you go

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