You get a clock that allows you to stop time at any moment without consequences by pressing a button on it...

You get a clock that allows you to stop time at any moment without consequences by pressing a button on it. What will you do using it?

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Fuck everyone on the planet over many years

Steal money so I never have to work again.
Oh, and this

Spend however much time it takes to figure out how to make it take me back.

WATCH EVERY ADAM SANDLER MOVIE

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Kill criminals in order to make the world crime free

Kidnapp celebrities like Tara Strong and rape them

if you tried that I'd fucking kill you faggot

pull out everyones pockets in time square
(only if they have nothing in them, I'm a hooligan not a monster)

Oddly specific rape is best rape

>not just pausing time and raping them in public then restarting time when your done so you can watch them feel everything at once
pleb

"DO THE FUCKING TWILIGHT SPARKLE VOICE"

Oh and take nude pics of celebs and post them here

It doesn't take you back or forward, and it can't slow time. It only stops time.
And how are you gonna do it when the world is frozen around you?

>find some asshole
>uses button
>*teleports behind you*
"heh. nothin personal, kid."
>fakepunch him a bunch of times
"omae wa mou shindeiru"
>NANI
>press button and punch him a shitload of times as hard as I can, I'm talking like 1,500 punches as hard as I physically can
>press button again and watch him implode

The fuck?

whatever I want, obviously

FUCK
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Anonymously Kill all Turkish occupation soldiers from Cyprus and thwart any attempt of retaliation from Turkey.All 40,000 soldiers killed in what would seem an instant.


Make them my bitch forever by threatening severe consequences in mainland Turkey if they retaliate.
It would be beautiful.


Get back my land in occupied lands and become a millionaire as it is in one of the most beautiful areas in occupied Cyprus that already has villas illegally built there.

Live happily ever after, knowing that I freed my land, made a genocidal, no human rights country my bitch.

KISS ADAM SANDLER
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Anonymously Kill all Turkish occupation soldiers from Cyprus and thwart any attempt of retaliation from Turkey.All 40,000 soldiers killed in what would seem an instant.


Make them my bitch forever by threatening severe consequences in mainland Turkey if they retaliate.
It would be beautiful.


Get back my land in occupied lands and become a millionaire as it is in one of the most beautiful areas in occupied Cyprus that already has villas illegally built there.

Live happily ever after, knowing that I freed my land and made a genocidal, no human rights country my bitch.

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Anonymously Kill all Turkish occupation soldiers from Cyprus and thwart any attempt of retaliation from Turkey.All 40,000 soldiers killed in what would seem an instant.


Make them my bitch forever by threatening severe consequences in mainland Turkey if they retaliate.
It would be beautiful.


Get back my land in occupied lands and become a millionaire as it is in one of the most beautiful areas in occupied Cyprus that already has villas illegally built there.

Live happily ever after, knowing that I freed my land and made a genocidal, no human rights country my bitch.

fuck off no one likes your shitty country

Anonymously Kill all Turkish occupation soldiers from Cyprus and thwart any attempt of retaliation from Turkey.All 40,000 soldiers killed in what would seem an instant.


Make them my bitch forever by threatening severe consequences in mainland Turkey if they retaliate.
It would be beautiful.


Get back my land in occupied lands and become a millionaire as it is in one of the most beautiful areas in occupied Cyprus that already has villas illegally built there.

Live happily ever after, knowing that I freed my land and made a genocidal, no human rights country my bitch.

Wouldn't you like raping justin bieber in public during one of his concerts?

Where are you from?

That'd be fucking hilarious except I'm not a faggot. Probably do that to all the females though.

Israel

All the rape. Just so so much rape.

I've wanted one of these for as long as I can remember. In my mind, it was always a hairdryer that accepted ice as fuel and would time freeze the world around me. It is my sole remaining fantasy, but ever more than living my fantasies in the time freeze, I'd also enjoy being the Count of Monte Cristo when I came out of it.

shinigami

You know that Palestinians are going to win in the end right? It's already been happening and the world is slowly going in favor of Palestine. Get your anus ready kike.

Yup
I'd go to Russia just to try finding that turk fucker of Hioshiru and her kazakhi turk boyfriend so i can rape them both and cut off the Turk's dick

Fuck palestine man we will kill all of them

Being this dumb

Become unhinged both in the sexual and violent sense

I would do so many illegal and rapey things
I wouldn't get caught ever
I'd probably rape the heir of the Netherlands, Catharina-Amalia, Princess of Orange

I'd take a trip to my old city to visit some friends (i'd stop time, and take my time to get there). I'd also probably steal a Nintendo Switch or something idk nothing that interesting.

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You still can get caught if you won't have your watch on

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I'D STEAL SO MUCH MONEY
PLS GIMME THIS CLOCK I NEED IT
I WANNA LOSE MY VIRGINITY

>gets caught by spooky detective and his spooky kids then dies on some stairs
Nice job faggot

Go steal some cash, drugs, and the answers to next month's lsat

Good luck finding a raper to the other side of the world
I would kill all cops that would find me tbh if i could stop time

kek
me 2

Nothing.
If you stop the time, the photons stop so it would be the absolute darkness...
And that's quite boring.

I would freeze time, teabag everyone around me, trace the outline of my balls on their faces, sit back and watch as hilarity in sues.

I could kill all the fucking jews in the fucking world and slaughter Antifa faggots
I could kill Dumb celebrities
I could slaughter Merkel, Macron, Hillary and Trudeau, Renzi and Gentiloni too

Cum on someone, pause time to recover, then unpause for a sec to cum again. Repeat as many times as I want to.

I would steal money to buy games and level up on steam
I would steal from St4ck

TRICKS and FUN! Any other reply to this is BORING, dull. Like, on a goof, I'd stop time as I flashed someone and started stroking it. I'd then stop time, only starting it as I jizzed. They would see me jizz forever. In truth, I would stop time to jack it and only start time as I jizzed. So, my neverending jizz stream would be a time thing that they would - relatively slow - react to. FUNNY AS HELL;

>press the button
>be frozen in time so I can never unpress it
>wait for all eternity

Like I said, no consequences. So there won't be any problems like the light doesn't travel, the air doesn't move so it can't be inhaled, the friction between you and the air causes an atomic explosoin. Nothing llike this.

Use my other watch to reverse time. Wait for Hillary to start speaking during a debate with Trump. Freeze time, punch her in the side of thead as hard as i can. Get to a safe distance and unfreeze. Watch all the youtube videos analysing her weird reactions on stage.

If i could change one thing in live i'd be
I'd go
To rape all of My Little Pony Dubbers
But now
But now it doesn't exist
But in another life
I will rape them all
Put them to sleep and slap my Schwanzstucker in their asses
I know it sounds illegal
I waaaant
Fuck everybody in the world
Kill all the turks
I would be very great

Not press it because if i stopped time how would I hit the button to start it again nigger?

So much rape. Also theft and general pranks.

>side of thead
>thead

Probably use it to become top tier in a video game that has a great twitch scene and use the clock to always be 'one step ahead' and become twitch famous and live off donations and shit

You stay unfrozen. There are no consequences for using it

Do games stay frozen too or my character can move?
Also i would rape one of my steam crushes that removed me months ago
She would probably be in her home or in school, after hours of walking around the province of athens i would find her or just wait for her if i find her house
But i could rape anyone really kek
Feels sad man that i don't have the watch

Oh. Rape steal and murder then

Your phone will still work. Anything bigger that's electronic will not work.

>wait for brinks truck to arrive
>stop time, steal money
>resume
fuck government and fuck government money

FUCK
Well i can still break into homes to steal money
Then unfreeze time, take a plane to new york in the province of athens and find that bitch

Correction from OP. No consequences means there will be no ill effect for you when you use it, you won't age, etc. But if you get caught doing something illegal, the police will be looking for you

bump

KISS PAUL BLART (mall cop)'S MOUSTACH AND CALL HIM DADDY

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pretty much the same as everyone here.
- rape the 9/10 women and cum into their buttholes. might leave some DNA but hey they can't find me with that. i'd also take nudes of them and post them online. maybe some pics of my dick in their mouths or up their ass.
- steal money, either from banks or any store really. steal items like gold and all that jazz.
- murder people I dislike, but none that i personally know too closely, otherwise i'm accountable. i guess i'd just murder randomly too if i felt like it. sometimes i need to get out my aggression or if i feel like i want to spill someone's guts. i think i'd have to be annoyed at the first. rude fuckers, or arrogant assholes, all the annoying people that cross me will die.

If his head is frozen, wouldn't it break your hand? His head would have no give. It would be like punching steel beam.

why not 10/10 girls ? are you that ugly that you feel like you don't deserve such beautiful girls even when you can stop time

yeah i meant any above 9. but i also am a man who firmly believes there are NO 10/10 girls, only up 9.9/10. but to each their own rating system.

Someone post the capture where a guy would do porn, stopping time and starting it again until he had a cumshot that would also show him growing the beard.

>post the capture ?
>capture ?
>what
>do
>you
>mean
>by
>pass
>the
>capture
>bro

In this scenario you do not age when stopping time. But yeah, that post was legendary

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Found it...

too slow bro...

Find out everything the higher ups are hiding from the public before deciding whether or not life is worth living

ensure i always have enough sleep, all the time. never be fucking tired again.

sleep

with so much power... you just use it on sleep? i mean, yeah sleep is nice, but that's it?

Sex things. Also anyone got that timestop hentai webm

I wouldn't use it as it would cause everything around you to have a temperature of absolute zero. You would die instantly.

Read the thread mongoloid.

So smart, too smart to even read.

You wouldn't be able to breath or see if you stopped time.

>inb4 I'm great at parties, fuck you.

wow look at clever boy here on his mighty high horse

make jojokes

another smarty pants who doesn't read the threads

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I would use my new timestop powers to rule the world in secret through murder, money, and psychologically torturing world leaders/ceos. (Appear/reappear in front of them, only when alone, make them think they are either going insane or I'm the Devil/God by using my powers to cause massive deliberate destruction, and force them to follow my will or die)

get a few extra hours sleep every night.

Spend a year cumming in a single girl's ass, unfreeze time and watch her shit out her body weight in cum. Probably going to be on the street.

Stop time and bring the universe into a stasis. Sadly I'd be frozen as well so essentially I would have destroyed the universe

Drop road rollers on ISIS

>And how are you gonna do it when the world is frozen around you?
by that logic, the user wouldn't be able to open any doors or windows, or operate anything. Wouldn't be able to have sex, steal,or benefit in any way.
You'd be able to see things, and jack off, but only in areas that are already open to you

Take pictures of me fucking celebrities and make a monopoly out of it

Rob every bank in existence and give out the money to rando's in the street

Realistically speaking. Isn't it a problem to suddenly have a lot of cash. As in the IRS gets suspicuous and stuff. I have been watching Ozarks in Netflix.