What's the best way to perform an enema without a kit? I need to know

What's the best way to perform an enema without a kit? I need to know.

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Weird fetish you have there, if you want to clean your ass there's better ways

Use a fire hose and hot fudge

go on...

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Well my ex wrapped a baby wipe around a tooth brush handle and put it in.

how the fuck is that better

Ah, you're using something much longer than a man penis?

Just use a water bottle and press it against your anus

I don't feel like that would work too well

Just call Michael h. Kenyon

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Stop being a cheap piece of shit and buy a kit. Anything else will just be spreading bacteria around your colon you cretin.

I prefer a top down approach because I fucking love enemas

1tsp of table salt (not the pink stuff) per quart of water
drink as much of it as you can

the solution is roughly isotonic so passes through your digestive system without being absorbed

after the unpleasantness of shitting out your entire digestive system passes you can either do it again until the water runs clear or enema time

btw try a hose on low pressure, don't push it in or anything but just lightly play it about; you will find the correct angle that your ass is the path of least resistance for the water LOW PRESSURE

mains pressure is only for weirdo enema fetishists like me

You don't need to put it in the butt?

go try it man, worst case scenario you get a wet bum

This

Stick a hose up your ass and turn the tap on you fuckin idiot.

I will. I had to get two enemas last week but I'm not shitting again. Not OP btw.

post pics

Here's a pic of a cat.

just remove the shower head from the hose and turn to mild pressure and luke warm temp. Dont stick it in the ass just pressed firmly against hole. Flushed my girl right out

i would recommend first few goes pushing it out above toilet, obv.

I used a turkey baster before I could go into a sex shop or work up the courage to buy an actual enema kit from a pharmacy. It got the job done just fine.

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normal hand soap and water. But it's no good because it destroys your gut flora

and a large syringe like this

i still need suggestions

Cheap crinkly plastic water bottle. Just don't do the ENTIRE bottle at once.

toilets handshower. No mess and all the fun.

use an empty shampoo bottle

put it in the washing machine or wash it out manually first