What's the best way to perform an enema without a kit? I need to know.
What's the best way to perform an enema without a kit? I need to know
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Weird fetish you have there, if you want to clean your ass there's better ways
Use a fire hose and hot fudge
go on...
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Well my ex wrapped a baby wipe around a tooth brush handle and put it in.
how the fuck is that better
Ah, you're using something much longer than a man penis?
Just use a water bottle and press it against your anus
I don't feel like that would work too well
Just call Michael h. Kenyon
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Stop being a cheap piece of shit and buy a kit. Anything else will just be spreading bacteria around your colon you cretin.
I prefer a top down approach because I fucking love enemas
1tsp of table salt (not the pink stuff) per quart of water
drink as much of it as you can
the solution is roughly isotonic so passes through your digestive system without being absorbed
after the unpleasantness of shitting out your entire digestive system passes you can either do it again until the water runs clear or enema time
btw try a hose on low pressure, don't push it in or anything but just lightly play it about; you will find the correct angle that your ass is the path of least resistance for the water LOW PRESSURE
mains pressure is only for weirdo enema fetishists like me
You don't need to put it in the butt?
go try it man, worst case scenario you get a wet bum
This
Stick a hose up your ass and turn the tap on you fuckin idiot.
I will. I had to get two enemas last week but I'm not shitting again. Not OP btw.
post pics
Here's a pic of a cat.
just remove the shower head from the hose and turn to mild pressure and luke warm temp. Dont stick it in the ass just pressed firmly against hole. Flushed my girl right out
i would recommend first few goes pushing it out above toilet, obv.
I used a turkey baster before I could go into a sex shop or work up the courage to buy an actual enema kit from a pharmacy. It got the job done just fine.
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man enema porn is hard to find without seeing a bunch of shit
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normal hand soap and water. But it's no good because it destroys your gut flora
and a large syringe like this
i still need suggestions
Cheap crinkly plastic water bottle. Just don't do the ENTIRE bottle at once.
toilets handshower. No mess and all the fun.
use an empty shampoo bottle
put it in the washing machine or wash it out manually first