Fighting for Rhodesia edition.
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Kill all Krauts.
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Pop pop, watching skinnies drop
early again
Harry Potter and the Sexy Black Lady
Official list of runt names
Jordan
Kyle
Jay
Troy
Connor
Darren
Callum
Declan
Ashley
Tyler
Dwayne
Ryan
Liam
Wayne
Logan
Alfie
Archie
Dean
cara
Quick Draw's on paid vacation.
I reckon if you just sank a few of these vessels in open waters the migrants would stop coming to Europe and head somewhere else
take a break from your computer lol
>Rhodesia fantasising
hmm yes, the ol' 'tism is a rotten condition
need a russian gf
>voice technology
dumb gimmick that nobody uses
in all the years its been out, I've only seen one person doing the Siri thing in public and everyone stared at him like he was insane
>fatty thinking I will take her somewhere to eat just because she is begging
kek
KEK
if you think voice-operated tech will ever replace UI you're a retard
imagine a bunch of dipshits on bluetooth 24/7 browsing whatever websites by voice
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Big soft cuddly cute bums
>The KOAR (King of all runts) name isn't there
Fucking gas yourself Jamie
Need to go further than that and tell them where to go, i think pakistan
pics
>Come out on the pull with us user! You can't stay inside on your own all night!?
Not only am I English, I'm also an English teacher you utter mong.
>all these triggered SPASTICS too fucking autismic and embarrassed to talk to their phone in public therefore it'll never catch on because us FUCKING MONGS are too afraid to use it
STATE
OF
YOU
if any of the cytube lads is reading this
pls come to our secret meeting place
What if AJ gets KO'd?
Love a good /brit/ strawpoll
Someone make one for this edition
cannot stand it when people don't mix rice with the sauce. what's the fucking point of plain rice
Nah you're alright lads. Have a good night though
>make a scientifically logical post that isn't considered fact because it goes against the MSM narrative
>manchildren on a burmese fishing board tell you you're dumb
hmm yes i am glad that i don't always shitpost and sometimes put a bit of effort in
>Hello Cortana
Ah yes, of all the things I shall never say, this is one of them
>It'll shrink back down when voice technology renders UI obsolete.
ah yes of course, phone screens are big to accommodate the UI
falsetto normié
literally no one but dumb old people uses voice commands
Heyoo!
unironically on this list
fucking post pics of your fat girlfriend you worthless shitskin monkey
in thr bath x
>falsetto normié
Been texting my mate's ex all day today
Should probably feel something about this morally. Maybe I'm the runt after all
>phone screens aren't bigger for better touch screen usability
imagine being this "human"
imagine being a leaf
the jamie's i've met have been ok
fuck off troy
In a time of Universal Normiedom, being fat is a revolutionary act
>hey siri
>er
>i'm sorry i don't understand "er" why don't you talk like a fucking human being you absolute runt
>nvm sorry
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>he fits in a bath
are you literally 5'5"
t. jamie the absolute BENDER
It's Jamie T, mate
Just so you don't embarrass yourself next time we're discussing Sheila
>AI domination will be a fetish in the future
What a time to be alive/
5'4
not nearly fat enough
>phone screen costs £2
>repair costs £100
hmm ..
business idea
>better touch screen usability
somehow getting stupider by the post desu
Been texting my ex's mate all day today
She seems alright with the whole thing though
going to play rocket league and listen to asmr
it's like taking uppers and downers at the same time
or so i imagine
>stupider
he's not even human
>Require more alcohol
Shops shut for 2 days. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Why are the shops shut for 2 days?
>rocket league
i remember playing that 8 years ago
Sunday + May Day.
okay
****OFFICIAL VERY IMPORTANT STRAWPOLL FOR THIS EDITION****
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
just spotted the
>reddit spacing
meme
on Sup Forums
haha
Computer, compose and post a reply on /brit/.
Do you jack off to ASMR? legit question because I don't get it myself
rhodeisa was a shithole
mayday mayday there's a kraut with no alcohol
>posting this on /brit/ and /brit tv/
runt
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u mad bro?
Fucking fuming. Will be able to leech off a friend for most of Monday but will be painfully sober on Sunday and Monday night. Fucking stupid existence.
*opens this*
*frowns at foreign language*
*closes*
anime
Selected bocadillos but this didn't seem particularly /brit/ centric for some reason
ok yeah
>jack off
Actually laughed out loud at this
It's always the simple ones
Just did a cheeky LSD. Feeling woke.
If blacks are inferior then how did Gaddafi manage to create such a paradise
CHECKMATE white supremacy tards
No. I used to get it during optician visits mostly or when someone whispered in my ear and now I just use it as quiet background noise. It's just pleasant.
Mantenha seu anime em /luso/, puto
>not having a wine cellar full of excellent vintages to have whenever the need arises
it's neck and neck in the strawpoll m8, it's getting pretty tense i suggest you reconsider and make your voice heard
au contraire, this is a brand new /brit/ gimmick fresh out of the oven mate. this is /brit/ in its purest form
>tfw you remember you are 1/4th Italian and therefore not wh*te
Ah yes. Feels good to be a PoC in a post-wh*te world
why doesn't this stuff happen anymore? back in the day people would just go on raids through south america taking over countries, why did all that stop?
Honestly had always assumed it was seedier than everyone made it out to be
>otra cosa que tortilla
matate ahorita
How do people lap up propaganda from literal african dictators
don't tell me what to do
Got one and a half bottles of 3 euro plonk. Won't be enough to see me through.
BRASILEIROS FORA!
Mongoloids here will swallow anything as truth, no matter how idiotic, as long as it seems subversive enough
Still find the whole thing so weird as I've never experienced it
If you're watching the videos and not feeling the ASMR then you're just watching a video of a bird whispering about hair and it's pretty fucked
these two omg xDD
>Mongoloids here will swallow anything as truth, no matter how idiotic, as long as it seems subversive enough
i mean some people do use it as a gf substitute but most of it is just people making noises that give you tingles
Suppose it's weird for you, but isn't that the case for most things that others enjoy that you don't?
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who here /stressed about work/
Supposed to do a presentation on Monday and have no idea what I'm doing
just arsed about on reddit and the 'chon the past few weeks
on a bank holiday?
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense actually. Feel I must've seen the comments from people in the gf substitute category acting like they just enjoyed the sounds, which is what makes the whole thing so creepy sometimes
en este strawpoll bocadillos y tortilla son iguales
loco
There should be a sexier word for foreskin
proof?