/brit/

Fighting for Rhodesia edition.

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Kill all Krauts.

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Pop pop, watching skinnies drop

early again

Harry Potter and the Sexy Black Lady

Official list of runt names

Jordan
Kyle
Jay
Troy
Connor
Darren
Callum
Declan
Ashley
Tyler
Dwayne
Ryan
Liam
Wayne
Logan
Alfie
Archie
Dean

cara

Quick Draw's on paid vacation.

I reckon if you just sank a few of these vessels in open waters the migrants would stop coming to Europe and head somewhere else

take a break from your computer lol

>Rhodesia fantasising
hmm yes, the ol' 'tism is a rotten condition

need a russian gf

>voice technology

dumb gimmick that nobody uses
in all the years its been out, I've only seen one person doing the Siri thing in public and everyone stared at him like he was insane

>fatty thinking I will take her somewhere to eat just because she is begging
kek

KEK

if you think voice-operated tech will ever replace UI you're a retard
imagine a bunch of dipshits on bluetooth 24/7 browsing whatever websites by voice

COMPUTER LOAD UP Sup Forums PLEASE
SELECT POST NUMBER 74227240
DOWNLOAD IMAGE OF GOOK QT

Big soft cuddly cute bums

>The KOAR (King of all runts) name isn't there
Fucking gas yourself Jamie

Need to go further than that and tell them where to go, i think pakistan

pics

>Come out on the pull with us user! You can't stay inside on your own all night!?

Not only am I English, I'm also an English teacher you utter mong.

>all these triggered SPASTICS too fucking autismic and embarrassed to talk to their phone in public therefore it'll never catch on because us FUCKING MONGS are too afraid to use it
STATE

OF

YOU

if any of the cytube lads is reading this

pls come to our secret meeting place

What if AJ gets KO'd?

Love a good /brit/ strawpoll
Someone make one for this edition

cannot stand it when people don't mix rice with the sauce. what's the fucking point of plain rice

Nah you're alright lads. Have a good night though

>make a scientifically logical post that isn't considered fact because it goes against the MSM narrative
>manchildren on a burmese fishing board tell you you're dumb

hmm yes i am glad that i don't always shitpost and sometimes put a bit of effort in

>Hello Cortana

Ah yes, of all the things I shall never say, this is one of them

>It'll shrink back down when voice technology renders UI obsolete.

ah yes of course, phone screens are big to accommodate the UI

falsetto normié
literally no one but dumb old people uses voice commands

Heyoo!

unironically on this list

fucking post pics of your fat girlfriend you worthless shitskin monkey

in thr bath x

>falsetto normié

Been texting my mate's ex all day today
Should probably feel something about this morally. Maybe I'm the runt after all

>phone screens aren't bigger for better touch screen usability
imagine being this "human"

imagine being a leaf

the jamie's i've met have been ok
fuck off troy

In a time of Universal Normiedom, being fat is a revolutionary act

>hey siri
>er
>i'm sorry i don't understand "er" why don't you talk like a fucking human being you absolute runt
>nvm sorry

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>he fits in a bath
are you literally 5'5"

t. jamie the absolute BENDER

It's Jamie T, mate
Just so you don't embarrass yourself next time we're discussing Sheila

>AI domination will be a fetish in the future

What a time to be alive/

5'4

not nearly fat enough

>phone screen costs £2
>repair costs £100

hmm ..
business idea

>better touch screen usability

somehow getting stupider by the post desu

Been texting my ex's mate all day today
She seems alright with the whole thing though

going to play rocket league and listen to asmr

it's like taking uppers and downers at the same time

or so i imagine

>stupider
he's not even human

>Require more alcohol

Shops shut for 2 days. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Why are the shops shut for 2 days?

>rocket league
i remember playing that 8 years ago

Sunday + May Day.

okay

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just spotted the

>reddit spacing

meme

on Sup Forums

haha

Computer, compose and post a reply on /brit/.

Do you jack off to ASMR? legit question because I don't get it myself

rhodeisa was a shithole

mayday mayday there's a kraut with no alcohol

>posting this on /brit/ and /brit tv/
runt

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u mad bro?

Fucking fuming. Will be able to leech off a friend for most of Monday but will be painfully sober on Sunday and Monday night. Fucking stupid existence.

*opens this*
*frowns at foreign language*
*closes*

anime

Selected bocadillos but this didn't seem particularly /brit/ centric for some reason

ok yeah

>jack off

Actually laughed out loud at this
It's always the simple ones

Just did a cheeky LSD. Feeling woke.

If blacks are inferior then how did Gaddafi manage to create such a paradise

CHECKMATE white supremacy tards

No. I used to get it during optician visits mostly or when someone whispered in my ear and now I just use it as quiet background noise. It's just pleasant.

Mantenha seu anime em /luso/, puto

>not having a wine cellar full of excellent vintages to have whenever the need arises

it's neck and neck in the strawpoll m8, it's getting pretty tense i suggest you reconsider and make your voice heard
au contraire, this is a brand new /brit/ gimmick fresh out of the oven mate. this is /brit/ in its purest form

>tfw you remember you are 1/4th Italian and therefore not wh*te

Ah yes. Feels good to be a PoC in a post-wh*te world

why doesn't this stuff happen anymore? back in the day people would just go on raids through south america taking over countries, why did all that stop?

Honestly had always assumed it was seedier than everyone made it out to be

>otra cosa que tortilla
matate ahorita

How do people lap up propaganda from literal african dictators

don't tell me what to do

Got one and a half bottles of 3 euro plonk. Won't be enough to see me through.

BRASILEIROS FORA!

Mongoloids here will swallow anything as truth, no matter how idiotic, as long as it seems subversive enough

Still find the whole thing so weird as I've never experienced it
If you're watching the videos and not feeling the ASMR then you're just watching a video of a bird whispering about hair and it's pretty fucked

these two omg xDD

>Mongoloids here will swallow anything as truth, no matter how idiotic, as long as it seems subversive enough

i mean some people do use it as a gf substitute but most of it is just people making noises that give you tingles

Suppose it's weird for you, but isn't that the case for most things that others enjoy that you don't?

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who here /stressed about work/

Supposed to do a presentation on Monday and have no idea what I'm doing
just arsed about on reddit and the 'chon the past few weeks

on a bank holiday?

Yeah, that makes a lot of sense actually. Feel I must've seen the comments from people in the gf substitute category acting like they just enjoyed the sounds, which is what makes the whole thing so creepy sometimes

en este strawpoll bocadillos y tortilla son iguales

loco

There should be a sexier word for foreskin

proof?