Why does Colbert rape trump so hard every episode?

Why does Colbert rape trump so hard every episode?
>inb4 alt-right damage control

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because it's easy
and people tune in for it
>cater to your audience

because he and several other host get their orders/talking points straight from the DNC

learn to read the wikileaks

you have never read anything on wikileaks

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because having a retard for president is a gold mine for every decent comedian

and king retard can't let a single day pass without saying, tweeting or doing something retarded

thousands of pages dumpfuck

He is cuck and only cucks watch that shit.

start here
mostdamagingwikileaks.com/

>learn to read the wikileaks
>aka as russian FSB leaks deployment site

you need to try harder Ivan

Because his audience is comprised of low information types that know little about politics, but are very in tune with what they are told is cool?

Colbert plays to both those things. Fish in a barrel

It's all about the money money money

Because he stops for more than 1/2 a sec before he speaks. Its real easy hes a walking joke of a human prez or not.

>trumpanzee calling others "low information types that know little about politics"

my fuckin sides

The more weak cunts like you and colburt cry and moan, the better I feel having elected this great president. Stay rustled fuck boi

both podesta and Hilary said the emails are legit
emails can be verified

over 10 years oh leaks not one single email has ever been proven fake

liberal loved him when he leaks against bush and the Republicans, now that its thier turn on muh Russia that was proven fake

so fake that it impossible to download the files at those speeds the only way the files could have been copied would have been on a thumb drive, at the fucking server

ha ha nice one you sure showed him

I'm sure you googled that crying kid because you like don't even care at all. Continue to "not care" lol

Cause it takes no effort and gets him views

Yea, ?I just spend 10-12 hours a day reading up and researching , how much time do you spend?

oh you flip on the fake news and breeze over

Because he works extra hard to compensate for his missing ear.

Wrong asshole. It's because he is smart and his audience is smart. It's not Democrats against Republitards, it's smart people against stupid people. Guess which side you're on.

nobody is crying, we're laughing at you, your country is now officially a country of retards and the international punchline, every single day

How does it feel to know that the world thinks you're the biggest retards on the planet?

Because he ran out of creativity years ago and gets less funny every day, and only rides out what has gotten laughs in the past.

He would attack anyone who's behavior warranted it. Since Trump says things that are easily mocked he becomes a target. If you don't like it you guys need to step up your game

nobody said the email were fake, but they ceritainly were hacked by russian intelligence, as every single intelligence in US has confirmed. Also, there was nothing illegal in those emails, as the FBI investigation has confirmed.

Now let's talk about how the trump campaign has willingly tried to use the help of a foreign rival nation to sabotage the election

The FBI said Hillary is clean, Mueller still has to drop the bomb on trump, and we all know that Flynn, Kushner, Manafort and Trump Jr are dirty as fuck and will probably sell the old retard to avoid prison next year. Just a matter of time

considering i'm obviously smarter then you and also more skilled, you would be on the stupid and uninformed side

if you don't not know what going on you either willfully ignorant, or a paid shill, who knows but is doing what hes paid to do

unless their a Democrat

breitbart and fox news don't count as research Cletus

I bet you listen to Alex Jones

Obviously smarter? Based on what, more hysterical bullshit?

Democrats are smarter, so there's less to mock.

DUDE

NSA says the files were transferd at a speed that is faster then the fucking internet

what do you not under stand about that?

The files had to be copied LOCALLY not over the internet that is a LEAK not hack

legit

>I just spend 10-12 hours a day reading up and researching

You just admitted that you're an unemployed leech on society.

Feels awesome. Only the weak have problems with such an alpha male as our president. Pure enjoyment for the rest of his terms.

>NSA says the files were transferd at a speed that is faster then the fucking internet

There is a good thread on /r/conspiracy that shows you'd have to be retarded to believe that. Not to mention the speed wasn't even that fast.

>don't even care

Wut?

>i'm obviously smarter then you
>then
>if you don't not know what going on
>you either willfully ignorant
>who knows but is doing what hes paid to do

Embodiment of the Dunning-Kruger effect achieved.

>I want to try this. Someone know about they?
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>backstage, Colbert prepares for tonight's show
>practicing his trump impression in front of a mirror
>he hears the clamor of his Jewish, liberal audience
>he plants a good luck kiss on his scale model bust of Hillary Clintons head
>Colbert trips over a wire while approaching the microphone on the stage
>the Jews in the audience wince in secondhand pain
>Colbert gets up and flails his hands around, using his best trump voice
>"wow, I did nazi (not see) that coming!"
>the audience claps and howls in laughter and agreement with this hard-hitting political commentary
>"so uhh... Charlottesvi-"
>a black audience member runs on stage and sucker punches Colbert
>a swam of niggers bum rushes the stage
>the alpha male holds Colbert on the ground and removes his pants
>they all proceed to rape him
>the audience cheers and chants black lives matter
>after they're done, Colbert stands up and wipes the cum off of the side of his mouth
>"look at all these black lives splattered across my face"
>a fire-bomb explodes, killing the entire audience In a whirlwind of flames
>Colbert escapes on a hover board

...

Yes you are more pretty and smarter then Whitney, Brittney.

>unless their a Democrat
Did you learn grammar from Bush?

>writing this

cringe.pdf

>Assertion!
>No proof to the contrary please.

>from backstage, Colbert observes tonight's audience
>niggers, Jews and fat liberals fill the seats
>nothing out of the ordinary
>Colbert smirks to himself, knowing he won't put in much effort tonight, he won't even have to tell actual jokes
>the entire studio is completely silent
>a Jew in the audience moans uncomfortably
>Colbert smirks and grabs the mic
>"so uhh..Donald trump this week, am I right?"
>the silence ends with an atomic blast of laughter from the audience
>niggers beat their chests and chant black lives matter
>several Jews pass out from all the excitement
>"I mean, this guy couldn't even manage a Burger King, much less the USA"
>the resulting tidal wave of laughter shakes the cameras and affects sound quality for the remainder of the episode
>the rest of the Jews faint from all the commotion
>the niggers run around and steal all their sheckles
>the liberals chant "black lives matter"
>Colbert removes his clothes and skins himself alive for being a straight, white male

He is alpha and trump is his little bitch

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>People actually think like this

Holy hell this country is fucked.

>Democrats are smarter
>Lose an election they should've had in the bag by running the worst campaign in literal history
>Play identity politics constantly
>Black Lives Matter
>Antifa
>Support a socialist long after he had no chance instead of getting behind the only chance you had
>So afraid of differing opinions that campuses all across the country implement safe areas
>Generally cuck yourselves to any person of color
>Believes in white privilege

Muh intelligence

"not even that fast"

“The metadata established several facts in this regard with granular precision: On the evening of July 5, 2016, 1,976 megabytes of data were downloaded from the DNC’s server. The operation took 87 seconds. This yields a transfer rate of 22.7 megabytes per second. These statistics are matters of record and essential to disproving the hack theory. No Internet service provider, such as a hacker would have had to use in mid-2016, was capable of downloading data at this speed.”

us providers rate their speed in megabytes not megabits, so 181.6 megabytes/s is not fast

that really fucking fast, but now that we have dosis 3.1 rolling out etc now its possible, but not then

You're a faggot for thinking it is.

Why does anyone roast trump? Because they know theyll get reactions from it

"According to Skip Folden, a former IBM program manager and independent analyst, 22.7 megabytes per second is beyond unlikely under the circumstances–unless you’re downloading the files directly using a storage device like a USB drive. He said:"

I also believe there was no hack but I've had download speeds like that for two years now.

How far can these fags go before they cross the line of hypocrisy?

>confusing smarter with "more popular"

This is why you're considered stupid

What are you on about? I was mocking the thought that Democrats are smarter. Did you even read my post you fucking ape?

You're a faggot for admiring a biased talking head who contributes nothing to this world. I guess I shouldn't expect much since people in this country worship celebrities.

Yes, you logic-impaired primate. You equated being smarter with winning elections. It's sad that you need this explained to you.

I'm going to get colbert to beat you up

They're still leaks you imbecile.

>saying this while posting cartoon porn of mice.

lmao

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Well he said it's unlikely so that is basically confirmation!

you do understand the speeds we are talking about

How do you think candidates get popular? I know since you're on the Left you're used to illegals and dead people winning elections for you but just for a second try to use that thinking cap of yours. Now, let's think together! How do you get the vote of living, legal voters? Where does the popularity come from?

It comes from running a good campaign. And your party is so astoundingly autistic that even with the support of every media-machine, every big doner, and every fuckwit like yourself, they STILL managed to be so genuinely retarded that they couldn't run a campaign good enough to win against someone like President Trump.

You are retarded and your party is retarded. Your candidates are retarded, and now they're irrelevant. Maybe your party will get smarter from this experience. But from the looks of you, they won't.

Random rambling and insults from faggots on /b has nothing to do with politics.

Publically criticizing the most dumbass world leader ever conceived to try and better the country is a positive political movement.

You are unashamed and its terrifying america, wake the fuck up and vote properly or reform your electoral system. Do people on this board understand you have a broke reality star as a fucking world leader? Do your job you dumb cunts you're like violent babies who are too big to take their toys away from.

Now, someone call me a cuck and defend your fast food, school murder, shit country.

It's an assumption, faggot.

>beyond unlikely
and not just him NSA experts

>being smart has nothing to do with winning elections!!!

He knows his audience and that none of them watch real news

>You are retarded
>Your party is retarded
>Your candidates are retarded

>every big doner

doner

>lmfao.mp4

oh really

you are a straight up retard.

spooky

KYS

Hes a hippy leftist antifa fag that loves sand niggers nig nogs and sucks hillary clintons cunt regularly

kiss yellow squirrels? sure!

> LOL, HE calls ME retarded but misspells a word!!!!111

Typical libtard who knows they're beaten. It's so easy with your breed.

You should be saying that about a vast majority of actual people, not shitposters on the internet.
Generalized statement, slogans, and memes are rampant and they aren't productive.
I guess being honest is too difficult for some people.

Trump is an utter buffoon/blithering idiot that provides Colbert a tsunami of hilarious material to work with every night. Things could dry up for Colbert when the Republicans put Pence in the WH.

wow you sound really triggered m8

you should take a deep breath and maybe have a snack

i dont tune into him ellen degenerate oprah of jimmy kimmel, im sure im missing one oh yea jimmy fallon either. They are all cuck lesbo fag leftists

Liberals are actually fucking retarded. The only reason anyone thinks with leftist views is literally because of Jewish brainwashing.

>Hilarious material
>Stephen Colbert
>"Trump is so dumb, right guys!?" every night

RIGHT LOL i love the looney left. Fucking had it IN THE BAG and still managed to fuck it up. Now it's a full 8 years of OUR GOD EMPEROR!

>pic related and I'll post this fucking picture every day because it is more GOLD than what is contained in Ft. Knox.

idk i dont watch

>inb4 colbert damage control
too late
also
>OP cant inb4 faggot

this

because his one ear sticks out

>because he and several other host get their orders/talking points straight from the DNC

so only a USB 3.0 thumb drive or SSD was capable of those speeds

why are leftist furfags?

oh right because they're mentally ill

I mean, my party won the election. And now, here on Sup Forums on this wonderful Wednesday, I helped yet another libtard understand the depths of their autism.

I'd say I'm having a pretty good day!

Maybe you are to young to remembar any time before Obama but Late night shows have always made fun of real presidents

kiss my butt human scum

yea cause fuck emails and proof

nice get

this kind of lacking of self awareness is exactly what you guys need to win the next election too