Fluffy thread

Fluffy thread
>inb4 carrot
>inb4 What is Fluffy infographic
>dancie babbehs are ultimate form of fluffy

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Rage building
Blood pressure rising
Mouth is foaming
Body writhing
People dying
I'm crying
Jk just lying
Love the blood
Love the fire
Love the corpses
Times are dire
Veins a poppin
Can't be stoppin
Hate is ready
Moms spaghetti

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I'm posting the info graphic anyway. It's Happy Tree Friends MLP edition for all you newfags.

Best pillowfluff ever.

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I wonder why they're so sad.

That is a lot of semen for such a small dude.

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>a fluffing leaf

Generally just ignored threads like this. Since there's not shit new on the chan today, decided to check it out. Now i know.

Thanks

Welcome to the freakshow, newfag. Make yourself at home.

You have the rest of this comic?

>OP can't inb4
Sabe Cawwot!!111111!!!!!!1

Wouldnt say new. Been browsing for like.. 12-13years? Just dont go into threads i dont give a shit about.

Whatever the case may be, enjoy your stay.

Thanks sir.

Yeash, that's fucked up even by fluffy abuse standards.

In honor of the new lurker I'll post some quality stuff

Hello, it's your request pal. I apologize for long absence.

Here is request from previous threads.

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A fluffy being disemboweled.

>implying that a pillowfluff wouldn't be miserable
that's a good one user

Cool! Will do.

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Maybe it's like a coping mechanism. Just act as cheery as possible and ignore the reality of the situation.

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I wonder if his owner told him to do that then. I don't believe fluffies would be smart enough to learn how to cope with things.

A fluffy named Sophie being forced to choose which of her foals will die.

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They don't need to be smart. It's just a psychological thing.

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nigga what the fuck

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Yeah it took a surprising turn when I read that for the first time. I think it's hilarious now

YES! I wad going to shamelessly self promote but I didn't have to haha

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I had a laugh in the sense of being cut off guard more than laughing in the sense that it's funny

I prefer this version

Of course an abuser would drink Carlsberg, the shittiest beer to ever leave my country and become popular.
I once took part in a taste test for them, where they made a "Summer beer" that got rid of that nasty bitter aftertaste, which basically meant they got rid of the taste of beer. They're not a brewery, they're a joke.

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Smawty hewds takin ovew 'ouw wand?

Nee tu punish bad fwuffies fwum afaw?

Den teh Gewehw 98 am fo' 'ou!

It's 7.92x57mm Mausew wound am gweat fo' gibbin bad fwuffies sowwy owwies!

Even smawties wiww tink twicie befowe comin tu 'ouw wand!

An it can be 'ouws onwy fo' $199.99! Owdah wight nao an git a Seitengewehw, 20 wound twench mag an Göwtz scopesie, absowutewy fwee!

>Warning! Gewehr 98 may cause fluffies severe injuries and forever sleepies!

A herd succumbing to the effects of Mustard gas.

Well that's why I find it funny. You only get the shock once sadly :/

kek'd thinking about a fluffy being forced to read s scripts for commercials for guns to kill fluffies

I no longer want spaghetti bolognese now.

A micro fluffy caught in a spider web asking the spider to stop eating it.

It sure would be one hell of a sales pitch.

I second this, because there isn't enough stuff depicting large scale fluffy deaths, in the dozens or hundreds.

A fluffy hypnotized by by a cobra

HUHUHUHUHUHHUHUHU MUMMAH SABE CAWWWOT

Will do all this, but I'm not sure if I manage to post it in this thread. That's all requests for today.

A girl takes her fluffy to the river for some nice fun. Fluffy falls in the river, and a guy fishing catches the fluffy on his line, starts reeling it in, but the fluffy gets caught on a rock and pulls their skeleton out of their body.

That's right.

Fair enough.

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Here you go.

/edgy/ people drink Carlsberg

>ownwy cab be won pumpkiwn fwuffy.
Why has no one made a fluffy version of Highlander yet?
Complete with qwuickening and all.

Thanks man.

So they don't actually like beer and pick the one that has almost as little taste as mass produced American beer?

Not that I've seen, but then again I've never seen highlander

>I've never seen highlander
So how are things now, after getting over the coma, did you have a hard time adjusting?

I don't know anyone who's seen that show and I'm almost 30. I think highlander now falls into the generational gap category.

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Show...
It's movies user, some good, some atrocious.
You're basically saying you had no childhood.

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One good. The rest were garbage.

Here you go.

Nice.

True, but you still need to see them to get the universe.

Farting in your fluffys face for sketties

Even better, smarty made bad poopies and feels proud of it, so as a reward owner now only serves sketti for the smarty..... mixed with the smarty bad poopies.

>Enfiebabbeh>>>Danciebabbeh

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Or... danffie babbeh. For instance being enffed at the rythm of stupid fluffy music on the promise of stopping "poopie pwace huwties" if babbeh keeps dancing.

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