Are there any better way to start your morning than this ?

Are there any better way to start your morning than this ?

cancer is cancer my friend , enjoy the hospital :)

Yeah, by getting those nasty ass cigs out of the way of the coffee.

Also, blowjob.

Its not even cool to smoke anymore, just leave.

Starting the day working out us the best. Leaves you feeling a bit high for the rest of the day.

Nope. Followed by a nice dump

an actual breakfast

after the smoke and a coffee, of course

Yeah but with some fruit or proper food and not a cancer stick, gross.

so does that first cigarette...yummy.

I don't know how the fuck people can do that. I could do yoga in the morning and that's about it.

>blowjob

this guy has a point

Not smoking a cigarette would be a good start man.

Getting high and having a hardcore workout if you're suited to that type of thing gives the most satisfying feeling in the world.

Also, Cig and coffee in the morning is pretty good.. I only quit cause I like being able to breathe properly when I run

Cigarettes taste like hot ass.

Literally anything else.

replace the cig with some amph and you've got the student's breakfast.

maybe some light cardio, at most

but after some yogurt with fruits, a nice dump and several coffees i can go for a proper workout

>several coffees

Ya drop that and you'll feel alot better at the end of all of it m8

Taking a big shit and a shower

Meal shake, some fruit, cold coffee, cold shower, workout in that order

>How ironic $75 -> $0

watchml.dugera.com

>cold shower

What are you an animal?

...

well so do you gym shorts...wait

I don't know if you realize that this isn't /fit/

You really trying to shill a website nibba?
Or is that a piss poor phishing attempt?

How I start my day:

Take shit
Weigh myself
Run or walk 1 mile
Cook breakfast burritos, eggs onions jalapenos with picante
Jerk off
Go to work

I feel like $10,000

a joint and coffee.

>hurr durr cig and coffee

>reds

Confirmed nigger that doesn't like menthol or redneck

How important is tooth-retention to you?

Lol. Cold showers are good for you.

it's good if you just started smoking as op clearly has

i hate smoking first thing in the morning.

i never understood why people love that so much.

i really don't want to smoke at all until after lunch...and i smoke a pack a day.

id rather snort a line of opana than fuckin smoke a single cig, shit fucks you up

I know people that have been smoking meth most of their lives and they have all their teeth. Meth doesn't fuck your teeth up, meth doesn't make you skinny or your skin crack. It's idiots that never brush their teeth, never eat and stay up for weeks that give meth a bad name. Most of us jus use to to supplement our lifestyle and focus.

autofellatio

I had a sensible chuckle at that

Keep telling yourself that pal.

Throw in a loli and xanax

I did it originally to test my will power. Then my acne cleared up and I felt great. I got used to it and won't go back. Give it a shot. There are a lot of benefits.

i disagree.
most of the people i use it with was just to arouse the libido before performing homosexual acts.

with weed.

420 blazeitFGT

full english breakfast

And you keep telling yourself that it ruins your teeth. Did you know sugar ruins your teeth? But I'm gonna assume you brush your teeth. Just like me.

Anyway I haven't smoked meth in 3 months. It's good to have a break. Just like everything, moderation.

sometimes when I wake up my peepee is hard. since I'm the only one in the room am i gay?

Ummmm.

Hello.

What about mineswept leftover alcohol, a spliff, two lines of coke and some watermelon?

Dickheads

Switch the coffee for a bowl of pot and we're good. I don't care for caffeine

Ease up m80 my original comment was a quote from a TV show. I'm just stirring you up you filthy crackhead degenerate

Smoking is retro an retro is cool. Smoking wasn't cool for a long time, now it's even more cool than Joe Camel.

This

Oreos are trash

Guess this

Smoking is retarded.

t. ex-smoker

i mean i'd swap the cigarette for a joint but otherwise nope

Yeah not like cigarettes
>your logic

>milk and oreos
You think you're cute, don't you?

There are many better ways, like popping a few Roxanol, smoking some weed and contemplating suicide while you wait for the pain of end stage lung cancer to recede a bit so you can think of something else for at least a few minutes.