You walk into your bathroom and see this. what do?

you walk into your bathroom and see this. what do?

turn 720 degrees and walk backwards

Ask her for 7 facts that'll blow my mind.

"what up pretty mama"

She's too Brown. Pass.

dim the lights so she can relax those bug eyes

??

she's white

Tell her is shes in there to cut her wrists, try not to get any on the towels

Ask her what them feet do besides walking

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She's half Indian and half Danish.

that would be a pretty hot oven, but I always agree with doing the Moonwalk. 10/10

Before some user ask's Safiya Nygaard

"Why the fuck is the water black?"

MAN I DONT CARE SHE LOOKS HOT YOU FAGGOT

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Drain the water, then give her a can of comet and make her clean bathtub she just tried to ruin. And tell that bitch she better hope none of the black dye got on the tile grout because it'll be damn near impossible to scrub off.

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I'm not the one who said she was too brown. Relax you fucking cock sucker.

But I'm already in the bathroom, how/when did this happen and why didn't I noticed?

I would literally shit, not myself... but into the toilet I was sitting on.

Something... something... xbox 360 running away

eat girl
sell tub
fuck water

lol Sup Forums

not the guy you replied to but I CAN'T RELAX YOU INFINITE IMBECILE OH GOD I HATE YOU SO MUCH

Unzip my pants drop em take a massive shit wipe wash hands then leave,a man's got to go when a man's gotta go

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Rip her out of the tub by her hair and drag her over to the phone so she can call the plumber to fix my fucking bathtub.

Ask her how the hell she turned the water black

Half a shitstain is still something that needs to be wiped

lock the door, and call satan bcause i orderd a men

Some one finally washed my tub!

five in the pooper.

stfu

FÅK U

Eat water
Sell fuck
Tub girl

>tub girl
ishyggidiggydoodoodaaah

Walk in pee in toilet flush wash hands walk out.

Uh hi, this is my bathroom and I spect you Will clean this shit

ask her what the fuck she's swimming in that ithe water is black.

you can't even do that with food coloring, what the fuck. it's either a great shoop or someone dumped a bunch of that carbon black drinking water in there is what i'm thinking. does anyone know what it really is?

I'd flip her over and suck her dick

it's a bath bomb.

leave Hot Topic

Do what I normally do, piss in the bath tub and then turn on the shower

rape and then put a copyright claim on the video she makes to discuss it, so I can take all the ad revenue.