Walk into your home

>Walk into your home
>You find Cara Delevingne standing there and she says, "Hi!"

Wat do?

Get out of my house.

Have sex with her eyebrows

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idk try and seduce her or something

Beat the shit out of her and take a photo of her battered body and upload it to Sup Forums to troll that guy who posts about her innocence daily and who is clearly in love with her

I'd fucc her if you know what I mean

She's innocent!

Forcefully get nudes and post it to Sup Forums

"what up pretty mama"

John Cena that 5head.

Personally I find her really ugly, I don't know why so many people find her attractive

who are you and what are you doing in my house?

Short arm clothesline and some heavy petting.

I'll think that she's not Cara but a demon who wants to kill me

Me2
Overrated and smug/10

Ask her to leave my house, her performance in Valerian was disgusting

>her performance in Valerian was disgusting
Elaborate plz

Drop to my knees and submit to my Goddess.

Fuck all her holes and cum on her eyebrows.

Did you watch the movie?

This mother fucker is 30 fucking 1 years old. This genuinely fucked with my head

No, that's why I'm asking you, was hoping for a funny observation of what it's like

I dont know who the fuck she is but im gonna say forced anal.

1 tap her with my AK

>"wanna fuck?"
>"ye"
Then I would slowly strip her down one item on clothing at a time. Bend her over and lick that puss up and down giving her an orgasm before whipping out my dick and sliding inti that sweet pussy. I'd probably last about 3 pumps but I'd tongue fuck her some more until I am ready for round two. I want her to sit on my face too whilst I tongue fuck her

Hmm. How can I put this. You know that show Ed, Edd and Eddy? Plank had more emotions and better acting in that show. That's how bad she is

first things first.
I turn off my phone
then I lick her 5 head & slap it with mom's spatula

you punch her in the face ...ahh hum .//because you think shes a Eton school boy and maybe she deserves it because ........she is a ugly mother fucker

>Do a 360
>Walk away

Cum inside her

dooz a poop!

That's what I was after user thanx

post more cara, don't be a tease.

id get her to stamp on my chest in wedge heeled leather boots

Ask her if I can have a threesome with her and Barbara Palvin.
>Pic related
>My ultimate threesome fantasy

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That sucks. Haven't seen it yet, but was going to just to see her. I really liked her in Paper Towns, so I know she can act. Maybe Valerian's director wasn't clicking with her?

You picked the wrong house foo

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360 degrees is a full circle you fucking dumbass.

FFS, if you're gonna put in all the time and trouble to do a fake, at least try to match body types. Whoever that body belongs to is a fucking land whale compared to my Cara!

"Hi! Aren't you Cara Delevingne?"

i didn't do it faggot, anyway, i don't like her skeletal body, just her face

Do a 360 and walk away.

Take her to get her eyebrows shaped. They look like fuzzy caterpillar's. See American Pie dad for reference

She has the body of an underweight, out of shape boy.

The chemistry between her and Valerian wasn't there either. At one point in time his life is in danger and she's supposed to be displaying emotion and all you get is some stale piece of bread.

squirtee

looks a lot like emily deschanel in this picture.

>oi M8
>De fock r u douing ins ma property
Enforce castle doctrine

Make her wear this

That's the joke

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I know. I was kidding.

Yo, they're gettin' ready for our big night!!!

I might hammer throw a baby into the Grand Canyon to have that three-way.

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call the police

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say:

"Hey Carl do you ever miss your penis?"

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if that shit was real i would cum daily to that

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ask if she would call kendall so we can have a three way.

It's dark, there's an intruder on my property. I'm carrying. Face it, she's dead.

If in an urban area: call the police

rural area: have fun before she goes cold

>say hi back
>look into her perfect eyes
>fall in love
>piss myself
>release the gas in the train station

"go shave your fucking eyebrows.bitch"

that was good man . i still laughing. nice game. i was playing it before, but ps3 version suck as hell. By the way to Cara.... i would totally impregnate her

Find out what that mouf do

Slit own throat and as I bleed out carve her fault into the floorboards.