How do I find a boy who will buy me video games and maybe teach me lewd things

How do I find a boy who will buy me video games and maybe teach me lewd things

Tinder

This

and /thread.

Buy your own shit whore

I don't like tinder
I can't, that's why I need a boy for that!

If you're just going to leech off of people than simply kill yourself.

No I won't kill myself dear

Rule 1 of 4 chan tita or gtfo out

Ah yes, the rules.

How about working? Ever thought of that?

[email protected]

I'll teach you some lewd things...

literally just start asking them until one says yes. it probably wont even take that long if you're even halfway attractive.

No
Will you buy me something too?

Show tits and we'll see

Please dont trick someone into buying you things. That's literally a con

10,000 bucks says op isnt even a girl

It wouldn't be the first time I've bought a pretty girl something on the internet.... but you'll have to prove yourself sufficiently interesting first.

I second this.

How do you want me to prove myself? I don't know a lot about lewd things and they make my face hot

Fucking hell you guys are retarded

>implying we don't all know the game we are playing

Start with an email, and a pic of your face... with a timestamp.

is that even a problem? ( ͡q ͜ʖ ͡q )

Hahahahahhahahahha

This guy he doesnt

Are you hot?

Of course its a problem... wut are you, gay?

>asking for email, face pic and timestamp
>not being aware OP is an obvious fraud.

no, not really

>deeerp, deerp Im OP

>OP is a fraud, still hasn't emailed me yet.

>Implying none of you have a throwaway just for Sup Forums

OP can't even bait, it was obvious from the begging.

posting tits usually works

>it literally takes me less time to type an email address than it does to respond to you.

Maybe is indeed an idiot but you comment had no purpose

>implying pointing out a comment with no purpose has a purpose.

you make me so hard right now, if you type some lewd things over skype to me i buy you any game, no limits.

You made my day *tip fedora*

Maybe our entire existance has no purpose and we all slowly waste away on a shitty ass internet site were degenerates gather to just shit on one another.

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Speak for yourself. Im no degenerate; I have a life. I just get off on b's faggotry.

Stop being a slut who will do anything to get free shit, or you'll struggle to be independent, which seems like you'd need to end up being since nobody wants to be with a person like you

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What's bait?

>I have a life
>get off on b's faggotry
Bold statement for a basement dweller.

My dubs proves my wealth and non-basement stature

Dammit

>Actually thinking dubs do anything to prove your wealth and well-being and it's not actually well-timed post

Stop being fat and you'll get all you want and more.