Is Eating Pussy A Beta/Liberal/Cuck Thing To Do?

told my buddy I like to eat pussy and he called me a leftist cuck. Wtf?

salty coins

oral sex is degenerate

It was seen as the ultimate act of submission in ancient Rome. Today, it's basically a requirement if you DON'T want to get cheated on, lol.

Only if youre not getting your dick sucked at the same time.

Or at least farting in her mouth

Isn't this a joke from The Sopranos?

Does your friend sweat a lot and eat gabbagool, OP?

Your buddy is fucking moron when it comes to love making, some may not like it but generally from my conversations with women eating the pussy is how you get them nice and wet for a good pounding. Its not un-mannish to want them to feel damn fantastic, thats the most alpha fucking male thing you can do, its like there every desire.

you don't like getting blowjobs from your girlfriend/wife?

>not enjoying the delicious vagina taste

Also its surprising how many millennial guys suck at eating pussy. Either that or nobody my age knows where the clit is

I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER

This. How is being proficient at fucking cuck shit? Your friend is a dickless moron.

I like pussy, so I dont see the problem with it

It puts a woman in a position of power over you.

It's cuck shit.

I wonder how people did it before porn was widely accessible
that shit is hard to find on. it's not as obvious as the >clit is a the female cock meme would have you believe

>sticking your tongue where other cocks have been

You may as well just suck a dick while you're at it. Eating pussy is ultimate cuck.

A man eating pussy is literally the second most heterosexual thing in the world, the first being fucking said pussy.

sounds like a nigger moving in on your girl

around blacks, never relax

not only do you eat that puss, you eat that butt and suck on toes/soles. and you put your cock in deep. penetrate that cervix and shes yours.

I don't see a problem with it, as long as she returns the favor.

No it doesn't, virgin boy. Pleasing a woman is among the most alpha things a man can do.

ITT: Complete and helpless virgins.

>woman trusting her most sensitive part in your mouth where you can bite it off if you so choose
>being in a position of power over you
kek

this shit is confusing, even this thread is split 50/50

holy fuck, never thought of this. It does taste like that!

Honestly, I enjoy eating a girl out so long as shes clean down there. I enjoy how the body moves and try to read how shes reacting. IMO if shes willing to suck a dick, I should be willing to suck a feminine dick. I-I mean pussy, haha, heh right guys? Right?

If you eat her pussy all the time even though you really don't like it and she never sucks your dick, then your buddy might have a point.

Otherwise, tell him to fuck off and get back to seeing how wet your girl can make your beard, bro.

That's true but even nowadays with porn a lot of guys just focus on pumping for 20 minutes and getting themselves off instead of engaging in foreplay and fugging for like 1-2hrs.

All my ex gfs might hate me but all of them would still admit I took fugging very seriously

eating pussy is literally the gayest thing anyone can do, youre putting your mouth where dicks go

All non-vaginal sex is degenerate.

Pretty much this

>licking pussy is the same thing as watching her fuck another guy

t. obese virgins

Take your beta faggotry back to /r9k/

It's not cuck but I hate it. Don't give a fuck if she feels good or not. I cum and she can gtfo my house.

I'd shove my tongue in her cooter for days

Yeah I'd say I don't enjoy doing it, but it's the act of making her feel good and that leading to her doing things for you. Gotta give and to take you know? And you can still retain dominance in the situation. If she's making you eat pussy without returning the favor and sucking you off, that's when it could be considered a problem though.

pennies and salty milk

Eating pussy is great and not submissive if you do it like a G like that stone guy on Ninja Scroll

>Pleasing a woman is among the most alpha things a man can do.

Man the flag makes this one tough. If US flag, b8. Torn between woman or recent migrant from reddit.

It's split between people with actual sexual experience and people with absolutely none.

Not an alpha per se: I take in consideration what my girlfriend says, don't push her like commodity or behave like a rude bloke. Otherwise fit, earn well - 2000€ a month, fun at parties and a leader in friends group. Eat pussy every time we shag, wake up here with kuni as often as I can.

I remember I was hanging out with my buddy one time and we were just walking around, and we came across his girlfriends ex-boyfriend. During the encounter he said

>You like eating her pussy bro? I shot so many loads in and all around it, it must taste great to you

Ever since then I thought eating pussy was the faggiest thing you could ever do, the only way it could be remotely ok is if she's a virgin

>told my buddy I like to eat pussy and he called me a leftist cuck

LOL. I call bullshit. How to you know this guy? Sup Forums meetup? No normy is gonna say that.

Anyone that believes this is an idiot.

reported.

>Eat a girl out? Pssh, nothin personnel, but I only look out for my own pleasure, like a REAL alpha
>WOW WHAT DO YOU MEAN I GOT KEKED? THANKS JEWS

Anyone have that story of the dude who was cucked by a female?
It started with them trying to organize a three way and it went down hill from there.
But yeah no. Eating the pusspuss isn't cucky or leftist at all.
Watching your girlfriend get fucked is.
Bring her to orgasm yourself, is not.
Whether it's degenerate or not is a different story.

>IMO if shes willing to suck a dick, I should be willing to suck a feminine dick.

FAGGOT


I have one rule when it comes to pussy eating, I have to be in a close relationship with a girl for atleast two months.

I've been in several one night stand/FWB relationships, but I'll never go down on those kind of girls. So only in a committed relationship will I perform cunnilingus. I'm currently in a relationship with my girlfriend, it's been two years. We both go down on each other and I don't have a problem with it (I practice as much as I can and she seems to dig it). If that makes me a beta cuck, whatever. It's fun as long as it's with someone you're going steady with and love.

>it's the act of making her feel good and that leading to her doing things for you

You're a terrible person

Ninjas scroll, too, taught me the fine dining ways of eating pussy

I agree, pussy can be nasty as fuck. I prefer to get my throat fucked. I'm not gay tho

all of you suck dick at life.

The fuck for? THATS HOW LIFE WORKS DIPSHIT. You do things for people, they do things for you, it's called BEING A FUCKING HUMAN BEING.

I know right. Sup Forums doesn't understand rational self-interest in the least.

Not OP, but I just find the inside of the pussy to be repulsive. Is pussy eating really necessary to keeping a gf?

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>inside of pussy is good enough for your penis
>not good enough for your tongue
wut

Unless you're married or in a serious relationship eating pussy is a cuck thing

>he thinks penetrating the cervix is a good thing

>Asking for sex advice on the largest virgin conglomerate on the web

This place is so messed up. I mean, that pic. Holy fuck

>asshole is good enough for your penis
>not good enough for your tongue

If I'm super horny I'll do it.

But then again I do all kinds of shit when I'm super horny.

Are you retarded? You have to go down on every girl you have sex with. It's a must. Don't be an insensitive wanker.

Chillin

>told my buddy I like to eat pussy and he called me a leftist cuck. Wtf?


His girl must stank like the dumpster behind red lobster. Pussy, in a clean, shaven/waxed state is a God tier delicacy. Anyone who tells you different is a faggot ass nigger

>not liking Snuff pepe

It's only cuck if you don't fuck her afterwards

Also,

This isn't reddit user

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B-but muh doujins!

>implying I don't eat the anus

I have a small dick so pussy eating is my only skill lmao.

That's not why good people do things in life you narcissistic fuck. I enjoy eating my girl out because it makes her feel good. You said you don't enjoy it but you do it cause it you get shit in return

Literally 100% of the people in this thread are faggots.

Russian pussy

salty milk + coins.

Come on, if your woman cheats on you under any circumstances then you're a beta cuck

I hope the artist chooses to kill himself before trying to kill someone else

>brb unlocking Barbra from her cage

Not if you do it right, faggot. How are you the sub when she's gripping her thighs and her eyes are rolling back in her head?
I bet Trump dines on pussy like a champ.

Pussy juice and snot are basically the same thing, so if you eat pussy, you should also lick not out of your gf's nose. Why not?

Yes which is why I opt for rimjobs instead.

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Seeking validation from a Polynesian Papyrus imageboard is.

If it's your gf/wife and she hasn't fucked another man then you'd be a genuine piece of shit not to do so, especially if you want to make her happy.

Otherwise literally who gives a fuck, if you eat out random bar sluts that is actually pretty lame.

Its one of many ways to lubricate your woman. If you are impatient and dont feel like carreaing her thighs and navel you can always tounge some snatch to get her nice and wet.

>pussy mucus = acidic (to kill sperm)
>cum = alkaline (prostate fluid, to protect from killer mucus)

evolutionist creationist, it's clear that females were never meant as the mates of males

It's unhygienic

SOMEONE POST THE ROMAN/GREEK OPINION ON EATING PUSSY COPYPASTA

>caring about how women feel

When will these meme end?

The poop is too much. I mean, that's just icky.

In my experience it's a lot easier to get a girl going just by fingering. Also a lot of girls don't have the best hygiene so the pussy can stank/taste off to the point where I just can't do it. Current gf isn't that way, but maybe it's because she's not a dumbfuck when it comes to sex either. Also if the girl can't suck dick I feel a lot less inclined to eat her out. If a girl won't give oral or cant be bothered to learn to do it correctly don't give her oral simple as that you reap what you sow.

So no oral is what you're saying?

>giving a FUCK about the woman's pleasure

Sex is for the man you fucking faggot

Have you ever fucked a girl after going down on her? It's the wettest, best feeling pussy.

if she won't swallow my cum then no

can't really compare modern hygiene pussy to ancient stank puss

If you're girlfriend makes you eat her pussy, but never sucks your dick. You're a cuck

Otherwise, nothing wrong with the ol' lickeroo.

I was about to say this. It's not about her.

>Giving a shit about what a fallen empire of homosexuals thought
Come on.

seriously you dont eat ass what are you a fucking faggot?

Uhm?? No. You can give her a quick oral just to cheer her up before her gym session or in a lunch break to make her feel good. Giving pleasure doesn't mean you have to get it back.

So you're saying you're a faggot.

only beta if
a) she's dirty down there and it's like a day old outdoor fish market
or
b) she won't return the favor and you are a huge cuck