Walk into your freshman dorm

>Walk into your freshman dorm
>See this
What do you do?

Ask why my roomie browses Sup Forums

turn 360 degrees and melt

i get all upset and annoyed that someone has a different taste in movies than me

Nice flicks

You can't do anything. You can't talk about movies with him. MBecause we have seared your real life social skills. You cannot talk about movies with anyone but us.

Start stealing his food and bathroom supplies, just like I did in college.

>Avatar poster
fucking hell

kill myself

Ask if this dorm room belongs to Flash Thompson

>mfw ameripoors have to share rooms at university

Greetings old boy. Excellent taste in films! I reccomend you visit r/film/. We are always welcome to new members :)

This brings back memories

In college I shared a dorm with someone who was obsessed with Avatar. Their side of the room was covered with Avatar posters and toys etc

They would spend many nights watching it loudly and talking along, laughing and wooping at certain parts even though they had probably seen it 100 times already

>asked them to stop
>they didn't
>put some drugs in their drawer and called the cops

They got kicked out and last I saw they were NEET and posting on an Avatar forum all day

fuck all of your normalfags

Take a picture and post it on Sup Forums.

Is this really what dorms look like in US? Mine was pretty much 3 bunk beds in a small as fuck room.

are you Indian or African?

Please tell me this is real

abatap

>no Bill Wilson poster
pleeeeeeeeb

That's what prison cells look like

Some of those would look decent framed.

You were roomates with Sam Worthington?

0/10 your just butthurt

>framing movie posters
what the fuck is wrong with you?

Get mad cause I paid for a single.

Reminds me of a guy I knew who would skip classes to moderate a Jurassic Park forum. The daily sperg-outs led to him quitting college entirely and losing his degree.

>losing his degree

how do you lose a degree? you either obtain one or you don't.

I was acquaintances with this guy on xbox live through a friend. He was a total sperglord who spent 6 hours a day on an NCIS forum

I had that Breakfast Club poster on my freshman dorm room wall, guys. How pleb was I?

Doesn't matter, I got laid a bunch

You go in and tear them down. You're doing him a favour.

Be happy that I am back in college... Why the fuck did it have to end?!!! WHY?!?!?!?

KEK

>sex is all that matters to me
enjoy your spiritually dead existence.

And you enjoy sharpening your katana.

>have to sleep in the same room with a stranger.

Why would anyone want to do it? Thats some gulag shit.

I have sex too, user. I bring a new girl to my apartment at least every month. I don't consider it a metric for whether or not I am a fulfilled human being, like you seem to do.

eh you could be discovered for plagiarism after receiving it

What kind of autistic manchild still has posters up in his room beyond the age of 15?

even worse if they're music posters.

>I don't consider it a metric for whether or not I am a fulfilled human being
> I bring a new girl to my apartment at least every month

Then why did you mention it?

Can this be a Molly Ringwald thread instead?

To make you realize what a drag it is to see you.

yea mane

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>walk into my dorm
>see this
What do I do?

Wonder how in the hell I ended up a freshman after having graduated 18 years ago.

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Upper class religious ones are usually nice, but you have to share in public/state ones

Disappointing that you didn't get doubles with that post, buddy boy.

Tell your roomie that Lichtenstein was a hack and the American Psycho book was better than the movie

I have this poster in my room. I'm 26.

Do newfags know about Abatap? Does he even still post?

Kill him and myself. I want to die

you sound retarded, I still post some of my favorite movies on my wall.

What happened to her perfect blowjob mouth?

>He was a total speglord who spent 6 hours a day on an NCIS forum
>meanwhile we spend similar amount of time on an Anime forum

>things that never happened

12 hours isn't similar to 6

People who tokenise Kubrick fucking enrage me.

Bollocks. Even at Harvard, Yale, Williams, etc you have roommates

"oh shit dude! goonies? inception? fucking awesome! I love those films"

Hang off the Avatar, Hangover and Clockwork Orange posters (and the Inception one but the poster sucks), put my Last Crusade XXL poster, Back to the future poster and Empire strikes back poster in their place, and then enjoy the view.

the Inception one because the poster sucks*

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