Remember that time the cinema had no popcorn left?

Remember that time the cinema had no popcorn left?

It was all me James. The author of all your pain.

Remember when you secretly stole your mom's panties and she found out anyways? GUESS WHO TOLD HER

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That little game that caused you to perspire? That itch on your ballsack? Merely Chapter 7.

What a shit villain. I'm glad him hating James somehow got him to the head of a secret world dominating society. That makes total sense.

Remember that time you took a shit but there wasn't any paper left in the bathroom?

GO AHEAD, GUESS WHO TOOK IT.

Remember when you tried to discuss movies, but someone shitposted your thread?

ALL ME JAMES

>tfw watching this movie while thinking of the first trailer

He really was the author of all my pain.

Loafers.

FUCKING LOAFERS

Remember when you expected a good Bond movie and ended up being shit?

ME!

Haven't seen it, is he saying that he's the cause of all the shit Bond went through for at least all the Craig movies?

Remember the comet and the dinosaurs?

Yes.

Remember when you took a shit, wiped, wiped, wiped and still saw shit in the paper?

Remember BvS? Rotten Tomatoes?

Yes. They even put all the antagonists on a screen/map, it's awful.

Remember baneposting, my dear Janny?

Remember when you ordered strudel and there was no whipped cream on it? All me.

>get christopher waltz
>make him play the most boringest bond villain of all time

Why did James Bond go full shit?

I mean, it was never a great series, but it had it's own soul and was always extremely entertaining.

We had this charming english chap who would gentlemanly kill people with his walther ppk in some crazy bases with death rays and shit. He would use his swiss knife car to literally cut through the traffic in mind blowing chases.

Now we have shitty villains, sleep inducing car vanilla chases, CoD shootings with bond walking on open terrain using his plot armor as cover, black Moneypenny and soon we will have a black female Bond.

Where did it all go so wrong?

The only real garbage film was Quantum.

Getting all these mediocre Bond movies was worth it because at least we got Casino out of it

That time last Tuesday when you bit the inside of your cheek? ALL ME.

I liked Casino Royale and Skyfall. Will I like Spectre? How does it compare to Quantum?

Remember when you thought Sup Forums had created an original meme and tried to force it?

IT WAS ME, BARRY! ME!

>How does it compare to Quantum?

Same quality of Bond girl, Spectre has the better henchman but the worst main antagonist, Bond pretty much has God mode on all the time like in all his classic movies

When your local cinema adopted a No Singles Policy and banned crab legs?

All me.

Remembah when I told you abou the Burmese bandit?

Tha ruby was the size o' a nectarine!

>Remember that time the cinema had no popcorn left?
>It was all me James. The author of all your pain.

You went too far that time, you drove him over the edge.

Remember that time you were a crowded elevator and somebody farted?

ME

If you have to blame somebody then blame Nolan, thanks to that idiot retards think that """"""""realism""""""" = fun.

I liked this movie

remember the fourth grade, josh? the twitch?

IT WAS ALL ME

pretty much this

I'd go for a sexy, swingin' refresh honestly, like UNCLE

Remember that time you wanted to talk about movies, but there was only BBC spam on the front page?

ME

remember when you didn't have anything to eat but maggoty bread?
all me
casper knew this

Remember the time you saved a sandwich in the fridge, but when you wanted it again it wasn't there?

GUESS WHO ATE IT, GO AHEAD, I'LL WAIT JAMES.

Skyfall is pretty great though.
Sup Forums's collective contrarian attitude aside

Took the shit? Jesus, thats kind of crossing a line

it's really not after the first half

casino royale is absolute god tier though

It is pretty great, agreed. Looks incredible.

It's a bit overrated here. It's good though.

Hey this meme is pretty good.

Skyfall is not better than Casino though

top kek
pic related also top kek

I dunno. Maybe not objectively, but I might have preferred it. The cinematography alone is just beautiful.

Remember when the top of the salt shaker was loose and you spilt a whole bunch of salt on your food?
It was me, James. Da autor of all yar pain.

>The cinematography alone is just beautiful.
t. easily impressed pleb

>no Eva Green
That already makes Skyfall inferior to Casino, my man.

THE BIRTH OF A NEW MEME
and i LIKE IT

Agreed on that point.

lmao and what's so patrician about CR that impresses a cineaste such as yourself I wonder?

>THE BIRTH OF A NEW MEME

>lmao and what's so patrician about CR that impresses a cineaste such as yourself I wonder?

i'm not the guy you were replying

>These are the people your posting with

just let that sink in

Ah James, remember that car crash which caused a traffic jam and made you late for work, it was me.

>cinematography

I want this meme to end

Remember when the teacher found out you cheated in the math test?

GUESS WHO TOLD HER

what's the problemo

Remember who had Dr. Pavel and decided who stays on my aircraft?

IT WAS ME BANE

Remember when you wanted some orange juice but someone left the box open?

Take a guess James...

you base your approval of the film because of the cinematography and ignoring the nonsensical plot

see

It's honestly not that bad as people would have you believe. I liked how they brought SPECTERE back but like many I'm not crazy about the way they did it

Spectre is a 10/10 Bond film until it falls apart in the third act.

It's awful, really. I wanted to like it. Almost not worth seeing to preserve the memory of Skyfall as his final outing honestly.

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It's not. Even the opening scenes are oddly light, going through the motions.

Script was really sort of breezy, things just happen in succession. No weight, depth, or any sense of measured unfurling. Blofeld was a prime example, no gravitas, very slight. He was perfectly acted and could have been iconic w better script.

Cuckoo!

Remember the Vietnam war James?

It ain't me.

It has some 10/10 moments like the opening scene, train fight and Spectre meeting in Rome, but these 10/10 moments are surrounded by mediocrity.

kek

Remember that time when your mum get raped?
It was all me Anakin.

Remember when she caught you on the counter, James?

It wasn't me.

>you're a kike dancing in a hurricane, Mr. Bond
man, Bond films really are from a different time

>cool mysterious evil society ends up just being the NSA

heh

Remember the horrible anti climatic ending to the Craig Bond movies with the brain drill?

It was me James.

Remember when you cracked open the Kinder Egg and there was no toy inside?

It was me, James. I replaced the egg!

>Now we know what "C" stands for.
>Cunt.
This line had a really bad influence on my wife's son.

>land of the free
>children's candy is banned
Americucks everyone.

They aren't actually banned.

Anymore. But they still kinda are.

yo dawg I heard you hated all the meta shit in skyfall so here's a double fucking dose of it because millenials need everything to be "Canon" a "universe" and serialized and connected like their shitty ass tv shows

It has been forced for a while you fucking redditor.

This film sucked.