What would you do if the FBI started knocking on your door?

what would you do if the FBI started knocking on your door?

Answer the door, cooperate.

would check if they forgot the suitcase.

Wonder what the fuck the FBI were doing in England.

Gee why are the FBI at my house? Shouldn't the CIA be here after what the NSA found what I discovered? The Truth of a chromosome.

what have you done now op

Initiate protocol 1A2B3C

Start checking for cold spots and stock up on salt

The FBI did knock on my door. I answered it and was shocked and didn't want my apartment neighbors to know, so let them in. They asked if we could sit down and we did, at my dining area table. Then they asked if I was "X" at "Y" website, and I said yea, but I didn't do anything illegal, and they said "we just want to make sure you didn't download anything illegal... if you only did a few, that's okay and we'll just delete it.. can you show us on your computer?"

I said no, they said well they're going to get a warrant, I said I don't want to talk, then two other agents entered while the original two left, I googled a sex offense lawyer in my town and called his office (it was about 9pm), message said if emergency call other number, I did, heard loud TV in background and he said "ask them to leave" (I did, they said ummm, no), then he said ask if you're free to leave and meet me at my office (they said I was free to leave), we met, I gave him my credit card number ($1500 retainer), we went back to apartment, they came back with search warrant, found shit, year later plead no contest to child porn, put on sex offender registry, life ruined, posted on b, the end.

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rekt

kill hhds in time of 30secs and put in "cleanone"

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What level offender user?

are you me?

Nothing. I've done nothing wrong and would therefore surrender my constitutional rights to a couple of nazi bureaucrats who have nothing better to do until lunch time.

I'd probably pepper spray them and beat the shit out of them. I'm not living in the us and they'd be probably some idiot robbers. And it's 4am here.

explain

Tier I bro

Wonder why, since I don't look at cheesy pizza.

What's that mean? Bad?

Then not a big deal. Not like you touched a child.
What state?

Did you get any jail? I just had the one night when I was booked and put in a cell full of 30 niggers until I was released on OR the next morning, then in court I got a suspended one year sentence.

Lowest level

Welcome them in and bake them a batch of cookies. Reminisce about our service during the wars behind us, and revel in anticipation of the wars to come.

It's me ok, I'm the one who downloaded a car.

Tier I is lowest level, just need to register once a year (higher tiers have to do it more often)

'BRO FLUSH ALL THE WEED DOWN THE TOILET'

So like same thing as public urination?

Then it's not funny

In some states yes. the registration system is shit.

I'd tell them their show is fucking stupid and I'd throw a pie on the ground right in front of them and watch that smug smile disappear.

Well I work for the fbi so I would probably welcome them in

What state user?

Ah. I can't believe people would actually use that photo to show 'FBI' agents. Well. I'll get the Impala.

Probably get searched or something. They'd find nothing illegal. Maybe some weird shit on my computer but otherwise nothing that'll fuck my life over.

Skully?

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i've seen them around before so probably get my smartphone and start recording then open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur

Tell them to fuck off cause i dindu nuffin

Fuck, my cover is blown

dumb britposter/muslim

okay google, fly the kite (which means delete everything on all devices 35 passes gutmann method)

Well if you didn't at least move what you had for a few days just in case then you disserve it for being dumb

I would tell them if i roll trips, they must leave. If i roll dubs, they can take my CP infected pc

and somehow justice was done

Oh brothers.

Yea, I am rekt. It's forever on my background checks and even when I don't have to register anymore, it will always be there. I have an engineering degree from MIT (course VI-3), and yet I'm working on the line at Taco Bell for $9.25 an hour, and my big dream is to get my ServSafe certification and get to manager at $12/hour.

Fuck the dark web, fuck lawyers, fuck prosecutors, fuck the system.

flash asshole through window

cordless drill with carbide bit is better and far quicker

leave the country thats what I would do

>I claim bullshit.
If they were in your apartment then how did you google a lawyer when they wouldn't have let you touch an electronic device so you wouldn't destroy evidence

All is not lost Sup Forumsro
I have been tier 1 for 30 years with no chance of ever getting off. But I have a good job that pays well in my field (IT).

Not every place does a BG check. Some dont even care after 10 years.

Dont give up the hope. Unless you are in Florida

I would tell Sam and Dean to fuck off, and that I'm definitely not kidnapping local children to sacrifice for their youth.

Tell them their show should had ended on season 5.

They have. I was hungover as shit and napping on the couch, asked about my neighbor because he was trying to join them. So nothin too crazy. Guy was older and super cool and i had my rifle on the table cleaning it before my nap and he didn't give a shit

Cant - your passport is not flagged as a sex offender.

*now*

That's good to hear, thanks, maybe I'll look into those.

*is flagged

The newest thing in the U.S. is every airline passenger flying out of the country is checked against the sex offender list, and the destination country is alerted there is a sex offender on board. They naturally refuse them entry, and they have to fly back at huge expense.

That's not the FBI that's Sam and Dean fucking Winchester. Assuming they are looking for me I'd shoot them to shit through the door. Otherwise they would kill me with a salt shell.

>I claim bullshit.
If they were in your apartment then how did you google a lawyer when they wouldn't have let you touch an electronic device so you wouldn't destroy evidence

Open my door, but don't invite them in.
Ask why they are here.
Ask for them to leave because I haven't done anything more illegal than speeding.
If they don't leave, ask to see their warrant.
Wait till they produce a warrant as I call my lawyer.

>Thread

Good luck those fags died more times than i can count, like 4.

fuck the law man. If my life is ruined here I'm gone. Pay some drug dealer to smuggle me on a boat to mexico or some shit.

They didn't care about my cellphone, just my computer which was in another room.

I know this is really shitty mind set to have, but im sure that (unless in a rare cases) if you're asking for a warrant you're just buying time and they know that

Your first mistake was downloading the shit, your second mistake was not encrypting it and bleaching any unencrypted copies from your system.

>inb4 But I wasn't expecting...
Then you're an idiot, and got what you deserve.

>someone who wasn't hurting anyone now has an amazing motive to go out and abduct and rape a kid before killing themselves
what an amazing system

>BS
They would have searched that too!

yea, im with this guy

Season 6 was shit, but 7 and 8 were not bad. (didn't watch the rest)

Wonder what the fuck the fib are doing in canada

you're an idiot. all citizens should ask for a warrant every single time LEAs ask to search their property no matter what they've done or even if theyve done nothing.

ask for a warrant every single time.

It's weird. I've never watched a show with such up and down. Like season 10 was pretty good

If we count Sam multiple deaths in that loop episode, many, many more my dude.

If the FBI shows up at my front door, I'm about to get absolutely fucked by the system because I haven't done anything illegal beyond jaywalking and a few cases of loitering, which suggests that they're going to hit me with some trumped up charges.
If that's the case, I want my lawyer at my side ASAP and I don't want to let them inside so they can plant evidence at will.

>what would you do if the FBI started knocking on your door?

"Hey, what's up? Come on in. Tell me what it's like to work at the FBI."

I literally have nothing of interest to the FBI. It would have to be really unusual circumstances for them to even give a fuck about me.

I am a bit of an FBI fanboy though, so I would probably welcome the visit.

thank you, I know that I need to change my mindset, and that it makes it easier for "them" if I don't.

>I literally have nothing of interest to the FBI
huh, that's funny, they said they found a ton of child porn on your computer.

>FBI comes to Norway?
>*Opens door*
>I attack them with my free healthcare
>They run because they have to pay for that shit
And i dont have to delete my child porn

How was 9? By the way seasons 1 to 5 were freaking masterpieces.

would be kind of cool I guess

They were surprisingly sloppy. I wonder if the people who sign up with the FBI are the failures that couldn't get hired by private industry?

I've watched it on Netflix it kinda all blends together. Just when I think I've seen enough they pull something interesting again

>jaywalking
Wtf is that? Translater to german give no sense.

It's when you walk like in a J shape, illegal walking pattern in the US

not walking in a crosswalk
Nicht zu Fuß in einem Fußgängerübergang

Rip out my hard drives and toss them into the microwaves.

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Cross the street outside of marked crosswalk

If sam and dean from popular tv show supernatural were to pose as fbi agents and were to knock on my door I would open fire on them. One of them would die but then come back next season and kill me.

Is that illiegal? Alright, thats crazy stuff.

crossing the street somewhere besides a designated crosswalk. it's not usually enforced outside big cities where jaywalking is a big deal with fucking up already congested traffic flow.

Noice

Google's a thing.

Started? Is there going to be some amount of time until they stop? I'd probably just wait for that.

Walking across the road illegally

I'm almost certain this is something that would exist in germany as well, at least in the cities. people get wasted all the time crossing the road.

Some places it is yes. Like where there are a lot of pedestrian deaths