Sitting on the bus

>sitting on the bus
>girl walks past me and grazes my arm
>my skin is connected to my penis, and hers to her vagina
>basically fucked a girl on the bus
>out of my way faggots, im off to normiedom

Lol

>Laying down in my bed
>Crush also laying down in her bed, miles away
>My dick is pointing east, her vag is facing west.
>Without the difference in hundreds of miles and elevation we're basically fucking
>Lonely virgin no more

I'm a chad now, ama

user, you were raped

Interesting story OP, I actually lost my virginity in the 11th grade when I made eye contact with some girl and then jacked off to the thought of it in the bathroom 10 minutes later. I only lasted a few minutes but sex is sex!

I stuck my penis in my wifes virgin vagina but just to make a baby, we also did it with the lights off.

>touched same door handle as qt grill
>her hand has touched her pussy and mine has touched muh dick
>essentially had sex

>hundreds of miles away

bro, bad news....

You underestimate the curve of my penor

>balls touch bed
>bed touch floor
>floof touch house
>house touch earth
>earth touch everyone
I fucked u

>watch video of woman being fucked
>I see it
>I fap and cum
>basically had sex

>was born
>Started in vagina
>Ended out of vagina
>Stretched that pussy
>Meet all criteria of sex

>in class
>breathing in same air as crush
>most likely queefs
>may be breathing in her gash gas
>basically ate her out

lost

Save some pussy for the rest of us OP

Lost

Ok green text story time:

>be me
>autistically blow all of my fucking money on a stupid puzzle box in a 3rd world country
>broke as shit. Homeless. Start Squatting in the attic at moms old house
>Bored as fuck, all I have is this stupid puzzle box so I decide to solve it
>I solve it, and before I can even rejoice at my accomplishment, I get fucking ripped to shreds by chains thrown at me by some undead bdsm looking albino niggers.
> bring me to hell
>stupid cuck of a brother moves into the same house months later with his hot ass wife
>cuck bro doesnt even know I fucked her on his wedding night, fucking pleb he is.
>dumb nigger brother cuts his hand on a nail.
>his fucking aids blood brings me back from the grave while I regrow my body underneath the floorboards.
>think all is good, until the regeneration stops.
>I HAVE NO FUCKING SKIN WTF.
>literally a fucking walking bloody meat skeleton
>scare the shit out of cuck bros hot ass bitch wife when she enters the room.
>even with no fucking skin that crazy butch still wants my dick so I convince her to kill men to feed me their blood so I can regenerate fully so I can fuck the shit out of her again.
>she does this to 4 unsuspecting cucks over the course of a week
>whole time I have to hide in the fucking attic from my cuck brother like a fucking pussy jew
>brothers sexy ass daughter walks in one day while im sucking a guy dry of blood like a whore sucking a big fat dick
>FUCK ME. WANNA FUCK THAT ASS
>come to daddy
>try to rape, and fail.
>hot ass cunt niece takes my fucking puzzle box, bitch slaps me with it, and throws it out the fucking window.
>bitch runs off
>cats out of the bag...have to kill my cuck brother now
>kill him and wear his skin like a fucking new suit.
>feels great.
>niece returns home looking hot as fuck
>autistically say "come to daddy" using the same pick up line from earlier while I look just like her fucking dad.
>maximum autism reached.
>hot ass niece freaks out, but i still wanna smash

>try to stab her as she runs away accidently stab murdered cuck bros wife instead
>nothing personal babe
>continue up the steps to claim my neices hot poon.
>bitch pulls a fast one on me and opens up the puzzle box without me knowing.
>walk right into a gang bang of undead bdsm albino niggers
>bitch set me up
>undead bdsm albino niggers throw 20 hooked chains into my body
>look like a fucking autistic fish on free fishing day with all these god damn hooks in my mouth.
>look at my cuck brothers hot ass cunt daughter one last time and lick my lips the way i would lick that sweet juicy pussy
>jesus wept
>albino niggers tear to fucking pieces.
>trapped in hell forever
>what do anons?

>walking through store
>hot girl coming my way
>passes by
>inhale her wind
>now i've trapped her DNA inside my body
>fucked her from the inside
>no longer virgin

> what do ?
Stop watching hellrazer

>use a condom to fuck a girl years ago
>use a hole in the dirt to fuck a girl today
>she used a mound of dirt to put inside her
>fucked her a continent away
>also fucked a guy with a mound of dirt up his ass
>mfw