Masturbated with lotion two hours ago, my dick is still burning like fucking halepeno oil was spilt down my urethra.
Waht do
Pic related, it's my dick with timestamp
Masturbated with lotion two hours ago, my dick is still burning like fucking halepeno oil was spilt down my urethra.
Waht do
Pic related, it's my dick with timestamp
get another dick
hurry!
chug liquids. piss it out
Lotions in your dick bro better just kill yourself its not gunna come out
Help please. Pic related is a testicle close up, balls feel blistered.
flush it out with a hot fudge enema
rub it with a chicken
This. You got that shit down your dickhole. Gotta clean it out.
Lemon juice neutralizes burning substances.
Dont use lotion idiot - it has titanium dioxide an abrasive. Dont believe me check the ingredients, then google titanium dioxide.
Just wait it out
I said shampoo, and it's not just in my dick. There's also a dry rash on my dick and ballsack
Just a slight chemical burn.
You're probably allergic to an ingredient bro, try a different lotion next time and don't death grip it.
You'll be fine in the morning, just don't beat it for a few days.
Use COLD water to rinse everything off. May need to submerge incase anything got in your dick hole.
no you didn't, fuckface
either way, listen to this one
>don't beat it for a few days
You act like I have something else to do with my time
Pic related is the shampoo I used
Fucking hell youre right. Pic related is the shampoo.
DUDE THIS HAPPENED TO ME 2 YEARS AGO IN THAILAND
First it hurt like shit and i couldn't masturbate for 2 weeks, then the skin started to peel off and it felt like hell. I have no fucking clue what it is but I'm fine 2 years later
what the fuck is wrong with you
did you shit all over your room?
Ink, peanut butter, and a long story. Not green texting because that's offtopic
>Masturbated with lotion two hours ago, my dick is still burning like fucking halepeno oil was spilt down my urethra.
No you said lotion stupid faggot. Jesus own your mistake
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Clean you fucking bullshit disgusting swine
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CAN'T KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS