Possum in the dogfood bag

Possum in the dogfood bag.

Dubs decides what do

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Drown it in money

You have a new pet

cum on it.

Swing the bag against the floor until it stops moving

Free it

I don't have enough on me

Shove it up your ass

Set it on fire

Keep it as pet or let it go. Animals aren't nogs, you shouldn't abuse them.

Spit on it

OH FUCK

shiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt. Possum for dinner boys.

laaaaame.

Does this count

Drink its blood.

rolling for microwave

Fml. At least you aren't dubs.

Poor possum :(

Possums are friends. Very dumb friends.

Let it go

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PETA's gonna be gunning for your ass

It's six times more powerful than dubs.

he now owns all your stuff. Give him your house keys and you are to live in the forest now.

feed the trash cat

fuck it

Let him go. It's americas only marsupial. They don't carry disease.

shit. fucking moralfag

Note: You still shouldn't do it though. Possums are like dumber shittier cats and we love cats even though they blow. Can't do anything to retard cat.

>:(

fuck that trash panda bro

stupid dog

Guy who rolled trips here. Get a deodorant can and lighter

Fuck off, this isn't summer. I said and meant dubs.

fuck off OP you fag. you should well know trips over-rides dubs.

Burn the damn possum.

Piss on him.

feed to dog

BURN IT

Feed to your dog

What did you mean by summer

Gonna have to agree with trips. Trips always overpower dubs. Burn the fucker.

Record it if you burn him too. We need proof.

Trips has spoken again. You had better deliver, op

TRIPS CONFIRM!!!

OP is a fag

Goddamit.

Does this shit work?

Dubs not trips you faggots...

But seriously don't burn it or fucking kill it, incredibly fucked up

Were not ever an edgy teen?

Take a lighter, long one prefereably, and light the shit up when it sprays out.

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Hold up a lighter, yeah.

Don't plz

Now you're fucked OP. You've got two trips demanding fire. Burn him!

nut on him

Feed the possum, make him your bro
seriously

Yep. Pretty sure.

Don't burn pussyum :(

If I get dubs, DO NOT BURN HIM!

O god

REEEEEEE I have no lighters :(

CUM ON IT!

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Put in cage. Light metal rod. Poke with rod. Repeat daily until it doesn't react any longer. Break hind legs. When it is no longer fun to play with, toss into the trash, alive or dead.

IMPROVISE! You're making Sup Forums history here!

did you really post this on Sup Forums to get confirmation from a bunch of edgy losers that it'd be entertaining to burn an opossum? You knew what the answer would likely be.

Just hand the little shit some dog food and let it be on its way.

let him go

this 10 year old girl is streaming minecraft and taking build requests

lets corrupt her

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Shave him and put a lease on him

He's eating the dogfood already.

reroll

well look at that

DON'T HURT HIM!

Pick him up they're fairly safe to handle. Rarely bite they just hiss and look mean.

I won!

put on a glove reach into the bag cover him in food

If I get subs or higher, you put him in a cage, give him a nice boiled egg, and set him free in the woods.

BURN BURN BURN

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If I get dubs, give him a kiss, then release him.

No burn

Tie the bag smash it like the hulk

reroll for this don't burn the poor guy

Reroll

We've had board raids so bad that moot namefagged himelf to ask us to knock that shit off, we've had FBI worthy threats, and a couple of shooters and suicides. We've hacked (script kiddie "hacked") into all sorts of shit back when SQL exploits were rampant. There have even been animal gore threads this fucking year.

You really think this is going to exist for more than the time it takes this thread to die?

implying op is going to do shit

THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN SET HIM FREE

release that fuzzle you

Looks like OP's gotta do this!

Let your dog at him, it's his food that's being robbed after all.

Plenty of dubs calling for release now. Fuck the edgelords wanting to burn it.

Reroll

Light a tissue on fire

Roll

It is a happy day for our possum friend. Set him free, please, OP.

He just wanted a tasty.

Are you really that fucking stupid. Possums are one of the largest reservoirs for Rabies in the US

Rollerino

KILL IT WITH FIRE

If dubs you give it ice cream

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/thread

Is OP a fucking faggot, didn't shave or put a lease on him, was probably just a cunt looking to abuse an animal and now that dubs have spoken isn't doing shit.

Make lead and collar and walk the little fella.